Crime Almond
zereth.bsky.social
Crime Almond
@zereth.bsky.social
i'm goknba
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October 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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the thing I like about how different peoples interact in warhammer fantasy as opposed to D&D is that they just made racism a negative trait and go "this is a bad thing and the consequences are tragic" instead of trying to go "it's complicated except when someone's got the Evil label"
October 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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1200. Happy Wedding Day!
October 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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oh my god you can actually connect to bluesky via telnet, like i'm doing it it works what the fuck
hi new Bluesky people! remember that most of us are connecting over Telnet because having a PDP-11 at home is prohibitively expensive (and takes up too much space!)

reminder you can connect over at bsky.tel, have fun!
October 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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1199. It's a big day for her.
October 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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1198. The kids ruined the wedding preparations.
October 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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1197. Let's get ready for the wedding!
October 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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In Mario Kart Wii, the eye hidden behind Rosalina's hair always mirrors the visible eye. As such, whenever she looks to the side, the eye mirrors the outward motion and causes her to be wall-eyed. By cutting her hair, this can be made visible.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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In Mario Super Sluggers, the soles of the shoes on Mario's low-polygon model are mapped to his face texture. In other words, Mario is wearing shoes made out of his own skin.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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1196. They seem to be having a wedding!
October 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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1195. They've been in love for years since then.
October 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Storyboard drawings for the intro to Super Smash Bros. show that the Mario toy was originally planned to have soulless blank eyes before being brought to life by Master Hand. Below is a mock-up of what the scene could have looked like if this idea was left in.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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oh no, my short people problems just got worse bc my chair's gas cylinder just deflated and won't stay tall anymore

help
October 14, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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all the skeletons at target that are inaccurate to the real skeletons of the animals they are of are actually necromantic bone constructs made from other skeletons to create new creatures from scratch. that's why they don't make sense
October 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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In the intro to Super Mario Bros. Wonder, Luigi pretends to go ahead but is always surreptitiously waiting just outside the screen for the player to catch up. The Note Blocks betray him.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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This is going to get someone with allergies injured or killed, and I hope their loved ones sue Doordash and whatever AI slop company is behind these into the ground.
Doordash is adding AI-generated descriptions to restaurant menu items - and they're often wrong. 😬

Do restaurants know that customers are expecting dishes they're not cooking?

(The AI description of a ginger scallion chicken dish was stir-fried with vegetables. It's not. It's steamed, no veg.)
October 12, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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This is what the fake social media app you find on a computer in a Deus Ex game looks like.
threads makes me literally feel like i am slowly losing my grasp on reality
October 12, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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The title music for Wario Land 4 contains vocal samples taken from sound libraries. Here are just the vocals in their original high-quality versions, allowing the words to be heard clearly.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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1194. They became a couple.
October 11, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Grandmaster Galaxy contains areas that change the skybox when Mario passes them. Exiting a skybox in an unintended direction (e.g. with the infinite flutter glitch) will suddenly make it turn blue, reminiscent of the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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1193. He gave her the love frog.
October 10, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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In the intro to Super Mario Galaxy, a Toad trapped in a crystal changes expressions from happy when Mario is near to sad when he isn't, creating the expression that he is still conscious inside the crystal and is rejoicing at Mario's presence and despairing at his absence.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM