Ryan
@zambonimoped.bsky.social
Just a van away from living in a van down by the river. Always dreaming.
@altmadison.bsky.social Sleeper Agent (they did “Waves,” which was like the 2014 Alt Nation song of the year) also from Bowling Green, KY.
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@altmadison.bsky.social Sleeper Agent (they did “Waves,” which was like the 2014 Alt Nation song of the year) also from Bowling Green, KY.
@altmadison.bsky.social you spoke so authoritatively about the duct tape on Lorde’s (.)(.) it raises some questions, but I’m not going there.
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@altmadison.bsky.social you spoke so authoritatively about the duct tape on Lorde’s (.)(.) it raises some questions, but I’m not going there.
What in fuck’s name is going on?
2-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Deported ‘With No Meaningful Process,’ Judge Suspects (Gift Article)
A federal judge in Louisiana said the deportation of the child to Honduras with her mother, even though her father had filed an emergency petition, appeared to be “illegal and unconstitutional.”
www.nytimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
What in fuck’s name is going on?
Asked whether Mr. Trump’s claim had any merit, Professor Eichengreen asserted, “There’s no way to recover a sensible statement from the sentence you quote.”
Trump’s Claims About Global Trade and Tariffs: Fact Check (Gift Article)
Across his political career, Donald J. Trump has made his case for tariffs by relying on a number of false and misleading claims. Here’s a guide.
www.nytimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Asked whether Mr. Trump’s claim had any merit, Professor Eichengreen asserted, “There’s no way to recover a sensible statement from the sentence you quote.”
The scientific word for the gap between these two is “perineum.” And one doesn’t look like it was wiped.
April 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The scientific word for the gap between these two is “perineum.” And one doesn’t look like it was wiped.
Reposted by Ryan
I never wished for bad things on people- until this fuck came around
April 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I never wished for bad things on people- until this fuck came around
He misspelled “Twins,” but the vibe is on point
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs!
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He misspelled “Twins,” but the vibe is on point
@altmadison.bsky.social you couldn’t be more right about Andy Bernard
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@altmadison.bsky.social you couldn’t be more right about Andy Bernard
That’s a @dwittart.bsky.social I love it every time I see it!!
March 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That’s a @dwittart.bsky.social I love it every time I see it!!
Got a new washing machine tonight that can connect to the internet. It immediately started getting DMs from Justin Eichorn.
March 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Got a new washing machine tonight that can connect to the internet. It immediately started getting DMs from Justin Eichorn.
A sure sign of spring is by the way the Republican lawmakers are lurking around child prostitutes. #Sen.JustinEichorn
March 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A sure sign of spring is by the way the Republican lawmakers are lurking around child prostitutes. #Sen.JustinEichorn
We should be excited that the guy who has watched his last two rockets explode is in charge of fast tracking delivery of the new Air Force One to the President
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We should be excited that the guy who has watched his last two rockets explode is in charge of fast tracking delivery of the new Air Force One to the President
You might be uncool, but you’ll never be as uncool as someone who has to inform you they’re not on social media, unless you broadcast it from your Fortress of Celibacy — the Cybertruck
March 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You might be uncool, but you’ll never be as uncool as someone who has to inform you they’re not on social media, unless you broadcast it from your Fortress of Celibacy — the Cybertruck
“I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair” — Nine Inch Nails
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair” — Nine Inch Nails
March 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair” — Nine Inch Nails
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair” — Nine Inch Nails
As the son of a man depending on a few small VA benefits for the first time in 60 years since his discharge, I am super excited that DOGE has cut 1000 jobs from the chronically overstaffed Dept of VETERANS AFFAIRS
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
As the son of a man depending on a few small VA benefits for the first time in 60 years since his discharge, I am super excited that DOGE has cut 1000 jobs from the chronically overstaffed Dept of VETERANS AFFAIRS
Jfc
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Jfc
In case you have Trumpster friends about whom you’re concerned
How to Leave a Cult (with Pictures) - wikiHow
It's not always obvious when a group is a cult, and by the time you realize you're involved with one, getting away can be difficult. While no group or organization admits to being a cult, you're proba...
www.wikihow.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In case you have Trumpster friends about whom you’re concerned
Reposted by Ryan
When I was a kid, the grown ups would tell us lies like how we’d grow hair on our palms if we masturbated or how our government has a system of checks and balances.
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When I was a kid, the grown ups would tell us lies like how we’d grow hair on our palms if we masturbated or how our government has a system of checks and balances.
It’s kind of like the Fyre Festival organizers put together a whole branch of federal government
February 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s kind of like the Fyre Festival organizers put together a whole branch of federal government
Fuck like the government (not to be read as a valley girl)
February 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fuck like the government (not to be read as a valley girl)
I only have to say “where did this month go?” 11 more times before this year is finally over.
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I only have to say “where did this month go?” 11 more times before this year is finally over.