Ryan
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Ryan
@zambonimoped.bsky.social
Just a van away from living in a van down by the river. Always dreaming.
Waaaahhhh!!!! My team has bottomless pockets and buys into the playoffs every year!!!! Waaaahhhh!!!!
August 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A moose once bit my sister
June 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You misspelled “grammar”
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🤣🤣🤣
April 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“Fewer than”

Under is a preposition
April 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I never wished for bad things on people- until this fuck came around
April 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Literally listening to right now
April 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m sorry buddy! Queen Elizabeth and I used to trip kids at McDonald’s playgrounds. It’s sad, but maybe we can new experiences, like drinking with Pete Hegseth when his job is done.
March 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I bet that was a miserable day of filming
March 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM