Zalgardis
@zalgardis.bsky.social
GM: Whats minimum damage on your crit?
Kobold Barbarian: 20, I rolled 40.
GM: Yeah, they're dead.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: 20, I rolled 40.
GM: Yeah, they're dead.
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
GM: Whats minimum damage on your crit?
Kobold Barbarian: 20, I rolled 40.
GM: Yeah, they're dead.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: 20, I rolled 40.
GM: Yeah, they're dead.
#pathfinder2e
GM: There's a zombie in front of you.
Orc Cleric: My god says these hands are rated E for Everyone! *critical hit, one shot*
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: My god says these hands are rated E for Everyone! *critical hit, one shot*
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
GM: There's a zombie in front of you.
Orc Cleric: My god says these hands are rated E for Everyone! *critical hit, one shot*
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: My god says these hands are rated E for Everyone! *critical hit, one shot*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Wait, my scales are orange...
Kobold Rogue: Mine are red.
Kobold Bard: And mine are tinted green.
Kobold Barbarian: Why are we a traffic light?!
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Mine are red.
Kobold Bard: And mine are tinted green.
Kobold Barbarian: Why are we a traffic light?!
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Kobold Barbarian: Wait, my scales are orange...
Kobold Rogue: Mine are red.
Kobold Bard: And mine are tinted green.
Kobold Barbarian: Why are we a traffic light?!
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Mine are red.
Kobold Bard: And mine are tinted green.
Kobold Barbarian: Why are we a traffic light?!
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
GM: This encounter is normally a TPK.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, but you rolled bad and the Barbarian rolled well.
Kobold Barbarian: I cast VIOLENCE!
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, but you rolled bad and the Barbarian rolled well.
Kobold Barbarian: I cast VIOLENCE!
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
GM: This encounter is normally a TPK.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, but you rolled bad and the Barbarian rolled well.
Kobold Barbarian: I cast VIOLENCE!
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, but you rolled bad and the Barbarian rolled well.
Kobold Barbarian: I cast VIOLENCE!
#pathfinder2e
Spooky Wisp: I want my Sparkly.
Kobold Bard: What does it look like?
Spooky: It's my Sparkly. It is tube shaped.
Kobold Barbarian: It's a glowstick!
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: What does it look like?
Spooky: It's my Sparkly. It is tube shaped.
Kobold Barbarian: It's a glowstick!
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Spooky Wisp: I want my Sparkly.
Kobold Bard: What does it look like?
Spooky: It's my Sparkly. It is tube shaped.
Kobold Barbarian: It's a glowstick!
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: What does it look like?
Spooky: It's my Sparkly. It is tube shaped.
Kobold Barbarian: It's a glowstick!
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Guys, there's a lot of doors here.
Orc Cleric: Well, I hope you've had Taco Bell today.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Well, I hope you've had Taco Bell today.
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kobold Rogue: Guys, there's a lot of doors here.
Orc Cleric: Well, I hope you've had Taco Bell today.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Well, I hope you've had Taco Bell today.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: I roll religion to try and disrupt the haunt.
Kobold Barbarian: You've rolled, in order, a 5, 6, 7, and 8. Roll a 9.
OC: Funny, but no. *rolls a 9* I'M USING MY HERO POINT!
KB: *cackles in lizard*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: You've rolled, in order, a 5, 6, 7, and 8. Roll a 9.
OC: Funny, but no. *rolls a 9* I'M USING MY HERO POINT!
KB: *cackles in lizard*
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Orc Cleric: I roll religion to try and disrupt the haunt.
Kobold Barbarian: You've rolled, in order, a 5, 6, 7, and 8. Roll a 9.
OC: Funny, but no. *rolls a 9* I'M USING MY HERO POINT!
KB: *cackles in lizard*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: You've rolled, in order, a 5, 6, 7, and 8. Roll a 9.
OC: Funny, but no. *rolls a 9* I'M USING MY HERO POINT!
KB: *cackles in lizard*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: We dont wear pants, why are you wearing pants?!
Kobold Barbarian: Because im the bottom!
*party dies laughing*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Because im the bottom!
*party dies laughing*
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Kobold Rogue: We dont wear pants, why are you wearing pants?!
Kobold Barbarian: Because im the bottom!
*party dies laughing*
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Because im the bottom!
*party dies laughing*
#pathfinder2e
GM: So, the party of 5 is evenly split with two and a half Kobolds and two and a half Orcs.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
GM: So, the party of 5 is evenly split with two and a half Kobolds and two and a half Orcs.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
Reposted by Zalgardis
What the hell
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What the hell
Reposted by Zalgardis
I shall be played Wrath and Glory for the first time with
@narrativedeclaration.com
NOW!
Stream is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWH...
www.twitch.tv/narrativedec...
@narrativedeclaration.com
NOW!
Stream is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWH...
www.twitch.tv/narrativedec...
WH40K: Wrath & Glory ft. Bricky - Episode 13 (Livestream VOD)
YouTube video by Narrative Declaration
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November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I shall be played Wrath and Glory for the first time with
@narrativedeclaration.com
NOW!
Stream is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWH...
www.twitch.tv/narrativedec...
@narrativedeclaration.com
NOW!
Stream is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWH...
www.twitch.tv/narrativedec...
Kobold Rogue: We scared them to Death...AGAIN. It's like, second Death!
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Kobold Rogue: We scared them to Death...AGAIN. It's like, second Death!
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Add one janky crown to inventory.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kobold Rogue: Add one janky crown to inventory.
GM: There's a big bug in front of you.
Kobold Barbarian: *miss, miss, NAT 20*
Orc Cleric: There WAS a bug in front of them.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: *miss, miss, NAT 20*
Orc Cleric: There WAS a bug in front of them.
#pathfinder2e
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
GM: There's a big bug in front of you.
Kobold Barbarian: *miss, miss, NAT 20*
Orc Cleric: There WAS a bug in front of them.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: *miss, miss, NAT 20*
Orc Cleric: There WAS a bug in front of them.
#pathfinder2e
GM: Roll me society.
Everyone with Society rolls Nat 1.
Kobold rogue: Obviously these witches owed us money.
#pathfinder2e
Everyone with Society rolls Nat 1.
Kobold rogue: Obviously these witches owed us money.
#pathfinder2e
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
GM: Roll me society.
Everyone with Society rolls Nat 1.
Kobold rogue: Obviously these witches owed us money.
#pathfinder2e
Everyone with Society rolls Nat 1.
Kobold rogue: Obviously these witches owed us money.
#pathfinder2e
Reposted by Zalgardis
👅 MORE TONGUE! 👅
The board is prepared, and our group stands ready.
Our livestream session of #Starfinder x #Warframe: Operation Orias with special guests @benstarr.bsky.social and @ameliatyler.bsky.social is starting right now at https://www.twitch.tv/warframe!
Our livestream session of #Starfinder x #Warframe: Operation Orias with special guests @benstarr.bsky.social and @ameliatyler.bsky.social is starting right now at https://www.twitch.tv/warframe!
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
👅 MORE TONGUE! 👅
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Instructor: I'm so happy that I can say this and know that you'll get it. To practice the sound we're looking for, I need you to give me your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
Me: HELLO!
Instructor: Exactly that.
#vocalist
Me: HELLO!
Instructor: Exactly that.
#vocalist
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Instructor: I'm so happy that I can say this and know that you'll get it. To practice the sound we're looking for, I need you to give me your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
Me: HELLO!
Instructor: Exactly that.
#vocalist
Me: HELLO!
Instructor: Exactly that.
#vocalist
Best moment of traveling today;
The TSA agent noticing and complimenting my "I AM THE HYPE" shirt.
The TSA agent noticing and complimenting my "I AM THE HYPE" shirt.
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Best moment of traveling today;
The TSA agent noticing and complimenting my "I AM THE HYPE" shirt.
The TSA agent noticing and complimenting my "I AM THE HYPE" shirt.
Found @aurorawebcomic.bsky.social at Barnes and Noble. Time to lend it to friends and family and get them hooked.
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Found @aurorawebcomic.bsky.social at Barnes and Noble. Time to lend it to friends and family and get them hooked.
Coworker: Sooooo, you like to fiddle with things in the system, right?
Me: I fear my comments are about to get me in trouble... what things in particular?
#outofcontextwork
Me: I fear my comments are about to get me in trouble... what things in particular?
#outofcontextwork
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Coworker: Sooooo, you like to fiddle with things in the system, right?
Me: I fear my comments are about to get me in trouble... what things in particular?
#outofcontextwork
Me: I fear my comments are about to get me in trouble... what things in particular?
#outofcontextwork
Vocal instructor: Apparently I was quoted?
Me: It was @graismanic.bsky.social that ratted me, wasn't it.
Me: It was @graismanic.bsky.social that ratted me, wasn't it.
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Vocal instructor: Apparently I was quoted?
Me: It was @graismanic.bsky.social that ratted me, wasn't it.
Me: It was @graismanic.bsky.social that ratted me, wasn't it.