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@zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
an internet dummy's unfiltered thoughts.
professional reply guy.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
professional reply guy.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
ben shapiro seems like he gets anxious before every meal, because he's worried about getting his gums dirty
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ben shapiro seems like he gets anxious before every meal, because he's worried about getting his gums dirty
As a student, Mamdani stole a table. Now he's retaining Tisch, which is German for table. Really makes you think.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As a student, Mamdani stole a table. Now he's retaining Tisch, which is German for table. Really makes you think.
There are two sides to every story.
Unless it's a story about cubes, in which case there are eight.
Unless it's a story about cubes, in which case there are eight.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There are two sides to every story.
Unless it's a story about cubes, in which case there are eight.
Unless it's a story about cubes, in which case there are eight.
*walks into the marketplace of ideas*
"do you guys do layaway?"
"do you guys do layaway?"
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*walks into the marketplace of ideas*
"do you guys do layaway?"
"do you guys do layaway?"
that's my life coach tony bobbins he teaches me how to bob for apples
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
that's my life coach tony bobbins he teaches me how to bob for apples
If you can do 10 calf raises, then you do hop.
If you can hop 10 times, then you can do a jumping jack.
If you can do 10 jumping jacks, then you can fly.
Follow for more tips.
If you can hop 10 times, then you can do a jumping jack.
If you can do 10 jumping jacks, then you can fly.
Follow for more tips.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you can do 10 calf raises, then you do hop.
If you can hop 10 times, then you can do a jumping jack.
If you can do 10 jumping jacks, then you can fly.
Follow for more tips.
If you can hop 10 times, then you can do a jumping jack.
If you can do 10 jumping jacks, then you can fly.
Follow for more tips.
commencing operation "1000 Blooming Flowers", i.e. spam goatse back and forth between my two gmail accounts.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
commencing operation "1000 Blooming Flowers", i.e. spam goatse back and forth between my two gmail accounts.
you call that a run-on sentence you have no idea what a run-on sentence is until you've seen what kind of output i'm capable of one time Soulja Boy backflipped into my bedroom wearing a karate gi and roundhouse kicked me in my dick and said "kiai trick kiai!"
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
you call that a run-on sentence you have no idea what a run-on sentence is until you've seen what kind of output i'm capable of one time Soulja Boy backflipped into my bedroom wearing a karate gi and roundhouse kicked me in my dick and said "kiai trick kiai!"
start calling it aluminium to throw americans off the trail problem solved
The amount of aluminum in select vaccines is
up to 72 TIMES LESS aluminum than you ingest daily from foods
and
up to 400 TIMES LESS aluminum than is in your body at any time.
Oh and it’s ALL filtered and excreted by your kidneys in the SAME EXACT WAY.
up to 72 TIMES LESS aluminum than you ingest daily from foods
and
up to 400 TIMES LESS aluminum than is in your body at any time.
Oh and it’s ALL filtered and excreted by your kidneys in the SAME EXACT WAY.
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
start calling it aluminium to throw americans off the trail problem solved
instead of age verification to access the internet, everyone should be forced into an isolated chatroom (ICQ) with a chatbot until they can figure out it's not a human. I think this would solve a lot of problems.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
instead of age verification to access the internet, everyone should be forced into an isolated chatroom (ICQ) with a chatbot until they can figure out it's not a human. I think this would solve a lot of problems.
saw my reflection in a spoon by accident while eating cereal this morning and let's just say the day hasn't started off great
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
saw my reflection in a spoon by accident while eating cereal this morning and let's just say the day hasn't started off great
with much needed shot to the arm and the wind at their backs, democrats decide to turn around and piss into it
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
with much needed shot to the arm and the wind at their backs, democrats decide to turn around and piss into it
going to an american hospital and asking if they price match.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
going to an american hospital and asking if they price match.
"these dumb leftists don't want to win elections" they say as they throw you feet first into a very profitable wood chipper
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"these dumb leftists don't want to win elections" they say as they throw you feet first into a very profitable wood chipper
they should only allow ugly people in adverts
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
they should only allow ugly people in adverts
why does the "smile within 10 feet" bit make me want to sneak around and try to shoplift like it's metal gear solid
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
why does the "smile within 10 feet" bit make me want to sneak around and try to shoplift like it's metal gear solid
looked up pumpkin names, and what in the GenAI are these names?
While we at it, pumpkin is a dumb name.
While we at it, pumpkin is a dumb name.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
looked up pumpkin names, and what in the GenAI are these names?
While we at it, pumpkin is a dumb name.
While we at it, pumpkin is a dumb name.
playing a ben shapiro video on 2x to wake up my neighbor's dogs with a sound only they can hear
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
playing a ben shapiro video on 2x to wake up my neighbor's dogs with a sound only they can hear
nancy pelosi doing a shot-for-shot remake of the music video of madonna's "Like a Virgin"
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
nancy pelosi doing a shot-for-shot remake of the music video of madonna's "Like a Virgin"
dick cheney is just practicing enhanced sleeping techniques
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
dick cheney is just practicing enhanced sleeping techniques
andrew cuomo to open a pizzeria with a strict "no shoes allowed" policy
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
andrew cuomo to open a pizzeria with a strict "no shoes allowed" policy
People go bankrupt playing slots, but not me. I'd do it looking really cool playing blackjack.
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
People go bankrupt playing slots, but not me. I'd do it looking really cool playing blackjack.
Power Rangers S.P.D when they see a fascist, but it's filmed in America
a green power ranger and a red power ranger are standing next to each other
Alt: the green and red power rangers turn to each other and shrug at each other
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Power Rangers S.P.D when they see a fascist, but it's filmed in America
I remember being a young lad (maybe 3 years old) and asking my father why some people have so much money while we have so little.
I'll never forget when he put his hand on my shoulder and said „ well son, Ein Gespenst geht um in Europa - das Gespenst des Kommunismus.”
I'll never forget when he put his hand on my shoulder and said „ well son, Ein Gespenst geht um in Europa - das Gespenst des Kommunismus.”
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I remember being a young lad (maybe 3 years old) and asking my father why some people have so much money while we have so little.
I'll never forget when he put his hand on my shoulder and said „ well son, Ein Gespenst geht um in Europa - das Gespenst des Kommunismus.”
I'll never forget when he put his hand on my shoulder and said „ well son, Ein Gespenst geht um in Europa - das Gespenst des Kommunismus.”
putting the cookies on the other side of the room so I can tell myself that I'm burning extra calories to justify eatingore cookies
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
putting the cookies on the other side of the room so I can tell myself that I'm burning extra calories to justify eatingore cookies