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a podcaster's microphone (seed oil connoisseur)
@zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
an internet dummy's unfiltered thoughts.
professional reply guy.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
better photoshoot than my school portraits. can't believe i'm getting sunned by some gosh darn vegetables.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
that spoon isn't nearly big enough to steep that tea, and don't even get me started on the weak flame. You'd be there all day trying to get a hot cup.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If I saw this human in actual life, I'd be convinced that the constant exposure to AI slop finally leveled up my perception enough to detect the simulation we're living in
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Something about bari weiss really pisses me off in a way that similar chuds don't. It's like she's an overly competitive child, but no one else knows it's a competition, and she also just plagiarizes the smartest kid in class. I don't even know how to explain it, but it stops me from watching clips.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
@washingtonpost.com are you okay?
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
some would say not far enough (horseshoe theory)
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
excited to play it when i buy it in a couple years for like 60% off
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it's like that movie Leprechaun
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mixed up a small detail. He gave up after I think 10 months. Didn't end up anywhere near his goal of $1 million (despite getting a lot of help other people in the same situation don't get). The details make him even more annoying.
youtu.be/3B9AnLnleoE
@toxicaudri.bsky.social @nutsling.bsky.social
millionaire goes homeless to prove anyone can make $1,000,000
YouTube video by voidzilla
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
yeah, and from what i remember he never acknowledged the majority of americans can't give up like he did, and basically ignored what his own experiment proved so he could sell his get-rich-quick scam.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
surprised CNN included that Mamdani isn't a communist
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
remember that rich guy who wanted to prove how easy it is to become rich by trying to go from homeless to millionaire in a year, but then had to give up almost immediately because it was too hard?
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
they're teaching trans children how to make ninja stars with their birth certificates, and they're making target dummies modeled after white christian cishet males
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
going undercover for a sting operation in a wax museum
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
that weird birth certificate rant was like
1. It sounds fake
2. If it's real, who cares?
3. Where even is my birth certificate?

It was just maher being nakedly transphobic. Not even a thinnest of veneer
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just mean generally there are a lot of people who become parasocial with politicians, and it disallows any criticism of said politician. It's a problem when the focus shifts from policy to person imo. The link to a reply was just because I'm lazy to type it out again.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM