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zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
a podcaster's microphone (seed oil connoisseur)
@zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
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an internet dummy's unfiltered thoughts.
professional reply guy.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
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zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
how is he worse at using tools than orangutans?

also remember this?
ben shapiro trying to appear masculine. He is proudly posing in front of a home depot while holding a little plank of wood with one hand. The wood is in a home depot plastic bag. The wood is basically small enough that half of the wood fits inside of the bag, because he wouldn't be able to hold anything heavier.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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looked up pumpkin names, and what in the GenAI are these names?
While we at it, pumpkin is a dumb name.
Image of visual guide to different types of pumpkins titled "TYPES OF PUMPKINS," showing 15 different varieties arranged in a grid. Each pumpkin has a picture, its name, and its type listed. The varieties are, from top to bottom, left to right: Jack-Be-Little: A miniature orange pumpkin. Baby Boo: A white, miniature pumpkin. Porcelain Doll: A pale, pinkish-orange pumpkin. Peanut: A tan-orange pumpkin with warty, peanut-shaped bumps. Warty Goblin: A green and orange speckled pumpkin with many bumps. Cinderella: A flat, wide, reddish-orange pumpkin. Jarrahdale: A flat, pale blue-green pumpkin. Big Moon: A classic, large, orange pumpkin. Casper: A smooth, round, white pumpkin. Lumina: A white pumpkin, shown whole and cut open. Long Island Cheese: A flat, pale tan pumpkin, shown whole and cut open. Prizewinner: A large, round, deep-orange pumpkin. Connecticut Field Pumpkin: A classic, tall, orange pumpkin.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
Carl Weathers on arrested development holding a bone
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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adding it to the pile
the fajita lady meme tweet where a white lady is sitting on a chair in a restaurant, longingly gazing at a once sizzling plate of fajitas as she leans against the wall: "@MiCocina_TexMex My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service."
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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the first line of her wikipedia is funny though
first like of Tara Palmeri's wikipedia: Tara Palmeri (born September 1, 1987) is an American "journalist". She has worked at news organizations...
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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laura loomer face with her lips looking like a baboon anus
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
ICE agents are a subspecies of a larger genus
woman police officer from Hong Kong protests smiling as she sprays a reporter in the face with pepper spray casually pepper spray everything cop meme
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Mac from IASIP: "I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top."
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
bone house
"1. Banloca (body) This Old English word for body literally translates to “bone locker” — an enclosure for your bones. You could also say banhus or “bone house,” the decidedly more exotic and even more accurate word for the house of bones that we call the body." Taken from https://www.ef.com/wwen/blog/language/history-words-old-english/
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Vice chair of the young republicans william hendrix. His head is very small for his very wide body. Colossal titan from Attack on Titan. It has similar proportions to the nazi guy.
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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CPAC banner that says "We Are All Domestic Terrorists"
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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mfw i slip using the lota
cropped+zoomed in face of kash patel from the OP
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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do you take submissions?
screenshot of two youtube videos. top from Fox News with the title: "Shapiro: The media want you to believe everything is on fire" Bottom from ben shapiro with title: "Everything Is On Fire | Ep. 1090" The videos are about 2 years apart, with the top video being the oldest.
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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If you didn't think Johnson & Johnson has a very lucrative partnership with Notch, then here's your sign.
screenshot of minecraft oak sign recipe: 6 wooden blocks on top 2 rows with a single wooden stick on the bottom middle
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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picture of fallon tussling trump's hair on his show back in 2016 as they both smile
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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the democrats are basically trying to do the political equivalent of this guy before the race starts, but to people who are supposed to be on the same team
sebulba from star wars
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Picture of a mantis from the front. Its arms are spread open for a nice hug.
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Why are there so many stock images of a guy drinking from a gas can?
First results from google images when you search for "guy drinking gas can". They're all pouring gas from a gas can into their mouth like when you do an air shot of soda.
August 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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rocky balboa with a bottle of ginkgo biloba expertly pasted over his face
August 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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well as long as someone can make money off of literally murdering people, it'll all be worth it
from article: "McIntyre sees his company in the tradition of “hard science” startups working on tough problems like quantum computing. “Those companies also can’t sell anything now, but there is a lot of interest in technologies that could be revolutionary if they are made to work,” he says. “I do think that brain preservation has amazing commercial potential.” "
August 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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a cat laying on a sofa above it with concern
August 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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oh no...
A post from Microsoft's boards. It has been marked solved: "How can I bulk invite the team to a meeting? Hey there, I created a channel and invited 10 people to join. How can I send a bulk invitation to a meeting without giving every single name? ideally the meeting would appear in each outlook kalender. Any ideas? thanks, Diddy"
August 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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old saddam hussein bunker meme, but with labubus to his right
August 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM