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Crabulous
@zackulous.bsky.social
I am made of video games
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Gotta make me a pinned post already.

I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.

Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
Crazy how almost all the new VA’s brought on for Age of Imprisonment are better than the in house hired Nintendo ones used in the actual Zelda games
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I don’t play colorful stage but the dumbass song of that one kid’s dad goes kinda hard ngl, “this is where you are Caucasian” really resonated with me as a quirked up white boy
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Apparently it’s popular to call Tears of the Kingdom bad now, and I just gotta ask how much glue did you eat as a kid
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Even though I’m like 90% sure they’re Fi I wanna just call the mysterious construct in Age of Imprisonment “Bud” as their actual name. Sounds nice I think
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
These fucking idiots just made project soulkiller
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mfs dying on the hill that the Steam Machine isn’t just a cute little baby PC is crazy like bro that shit runs Linux and has a desktop mode are you fucking dumb
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Switching up on Other M now, are we?
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just started a new Animal Crossing GameCube save, immediately got called mentally stunted by Sue E and then she gave me the Master Sword
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have a seething resentment for isekai shit because not only are they completely creatively bankrupt most of the time but also whoever is writing these doesn’t know how to make a title to save their life. Maybe go play a video game instead of tediously describing a boring one dude
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Claims to be pro life

Dies

What did Dick Cheney mean by this
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Favorite pick man
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
H I G H Q U A L I T Y A N I M A T I O N S
YouTube video by DistantKingdom
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November 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Going through the bot that liked my post’s profile to figure out what their trigger word is
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We need more devs makin Borderlands type games cause when I wanna play a game like that Borderlands is all I can play. Destiny? Fuck no, that game’s gone to shit for years now. Outriders? Decent, but it’s more of a cover shooter. Warframe? Completely its own thing. Please bro give me BL-likes
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fuck, watching the original didn’t help I’m still iffy on Dragon Ball Z, even though I quite liked the original
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Who the fuck decided that Pokemon games should never be be less than 35 dollars and how can I legally assasinate them like bro I can’t even find Sword secondhand with only the cartridge for something that seems worth it. I’ve been more open minded to the switch games lately but I guess nvm
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
People really do be blocking you over nothing huh
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Apogee I love you but your marketing “quips” or whatever are remarkably out of touch, like I can tell whoever is running the account has no idea what they’re referencing, I am going to die of secondhand embarassment
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Damn Daggz should probably do more research on who he takes sponsors from this ain’t it
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God help us the bitchy Halo Reddit people are here now
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
CHIN LIVES

HONG KONG 97 SEQUEL IS UPON US
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Glass
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I heard someone screaming in the distance
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Somebody gifted me a membership to Luigikid’s channel of all things? So I guess I’m showing up in the outro of one of those videos at some point, that’s cool
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trust me bro this game may be insanely monotonous and annoying for the first several hours but it really gets good once it’s already made it’s first impressions and you’ve forced yourself to tolerate it
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM