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Crabulous
@zackulous.bsky.social
I am made of video games
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Gotta make me a pinned post already.

I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.

Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
Oh my god why is the final stretch of Xenoblade such a drag don’t bring me back here this area was so boring
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
@googleballs.com I called bro it’s over
Some take their ball(s) and go home. We decided to go where our balls already are. So, now we are on Bluesky.
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
That “does anyone have that video” post got resolved and the video in question turned out to be really lame :(
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wake up bro mega man drops today
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Bro people give FF7 way too much credit it’s not even the best FF game on the PS1
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I’ve been saying this
Xenoblade
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The last company I expected to publicly acknowledge people don’t want AI was Dell tbh
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
People have already implemented bot assistance in their games for years you’re all morons

Also something being patented doesn’t mean it’s happening so there’s a non zero chance you’re freaking out over literally nothing
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Ew the owners caught onto Google Balls go back to sucking off the worst people ever get out leave
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
What got you like Justin Bieber playing the DSi
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Confession#7
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Saw a “10 Introductory games” video and it included Persona 4 and I was a bit confused cause like Persona 4 has a pretty steep difficulty curve at a certain point if you aren’t grinding and most people probably don’t wanna mindlessly fight in the same dungeon for hours
January 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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My google balls, my google balls
I want you to play with my google balls
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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tried lunar magic again
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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If Google themselves finds out about Google Balls and tries to make jokes about it it’s over
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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The kinda shit they send Travis to do before he takes on the 6th ranked assassin in the world Ronald McDonald
men only want one thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Never underestimate a competitive Smash players ability to bitch about literally everything in the game searching for something to blame if they lose
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Wow that’s crazy if only like 90% of sci fi media had warned us of this potential outcome
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
google balls
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM