Captain Dumbass
@z0rr0w.bsky.social
Don't DM me, if you do I'll know you didn't bother taking the time to read my profile or that you think you're above respecting people's simple wishes
I may not believe in God but I do believe in
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I may not believe in God but I do believe in
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You know the assignment 👍
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You know the assignment 👍
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
Cocaine so white it wants to speak to a manager
Cocaine so white it thinks mayonnaise is spicy.
Cocaine so white it wears New Balance shoes
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Cocaine so white it wants to speak to a manager
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we still need help :(
things have gotten way tougher, and not only money is tight, but our mental health also took a toll.
literally anything helps, we're quite desperate
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
things have gotten way tougher, and not only money is tight, but our mental health also took a toll.
literally anything helps, we're quite desperate
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
August 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
we still need help :(
things have gotten way tougher, and not only money is tight, but our mental health also took a toll.
literally anything helps, we're quite desperate
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
things have gotten way tougher, and not only money is tight, but our mental health also took a toll.
literally anything helps, we're quite desperate
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
Nature or "God's" best gift to us was wolves, because from them we made dogs, and dogs are amazing
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nature or "God's" best gift to us was wolves, because from them we made dogs, and dogs are amazing
Turning off my DMs was the smartest decision I've made since I discovered dipped saltines in salsa
August 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Turning off my DMs was the smartest decision I've made since I discovered dipped saltines in salsa
Stop putting "gate" at the end of every scandal FFS! Deflategate, bountygate and whatever elsegate, how about this? Suck my fattygate!
July 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Stop putting "gate" at the end of every scandal FFS! Deflategate, bountygate and whatever elsegate, how about this? Suck my fattygate!
I would rather take directions from a crackhead than from Google maps
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I would rather take directions from a crackhead than from Google maps
If there can be a metal band where all the members dress like Ned Flanders and it's called diddly doodily I want a metal band where all the members dress up like the trailer park boys and call it worst case Ontario
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If there can be a metal band where all the members dress like Ned Flanders and it's called diddly doodily I want a metal band where all the members dress up like the trailer park boys and call it worst case Ontario
Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Lyrics Video)
YouTube video by PremJith
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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Hell yeah! #17 for the GOAT!
April 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hell yeah! #17 for the GOAT!
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If car companies want to sell subscriptions to certain features, I say sell subscriptions to use the horn, you have to pay for the privilege to be an obnoxious cunt
April 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If car companies want to sell subscriptions to certain features, I say sell subscriptions to use the horn, you have to pay for the privilege to be an obnoxious cunt
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People who reshare sex workers' posts are so hot right now
March 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People who reshare sex workers' posts are so hot right now
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Many (likely most) sex workers don't have paid sick days or paid breaks
Reshare posts for those you enjoy, even when they aren't online and active - especially then
Repost while we get that required rest & recovery <3
It is always appreciated and encourages further posting in the future
Reshare posts for those you enjoy, even when they aren't online and active - especially then
Repost while we get that required rest & recovery <3
It is always appreciated and encourages further posting in the future
March 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Many (likely most) sex workers don't have paid sick days or paid breaks
Reshare posts for those you enjoy, even when they aren't online and active - especially then
Repost while we get that required rest & recovery <3
It is always appreciated and encourages further posting in the future
Reshare posts for those you enjoy, even when they aren't online and active - especially then
Repost while we get that required rest & recovery <3
It is always appreciated and encourages further posting in the future
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My front? Agnostic
My Brand?
New
New
My Blossoms?
Gin
Gin
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My front? Agnostic
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This meme kills transphobes
February 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This meme kills transphobes