Captain Dumbass
@z0rr0w.bsky.social
Don't DM me, if you do I'll know you didn't bother taking the time to read my profile or that you think you're above respecting people's simple wishes
Nobody saw that coming 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nobody saw that coming 🙄
I don't know how to play poker
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I don't know how to play poker
the back of a man in a blue jacket
ALT: the back of a man in a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Much better than a cloth gown
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Much better than a cloth gown
I especially like short shorts
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I especially like short shorts
I hope things like this drives more of these right wing ghouls away from Christianity
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I hope things like this drives more of these right wing ghouls away from Christianity
I like the t shirt more too
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I like the t shirt more too
My apartment is very dirty
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My apartment is very dirty
I would if I could
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I would if I could
Yeah you look more better without them
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yeah you look more better without them
I miss having pet rats, they're so fun
October 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I miss having pet rats, they're so fun
I hope he has all the gay sex he can handle in prison
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I hope he has all the gay sex he can handle in prison