Øystein Ottesen
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Øystein Ottesen
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Gudskjelov er det jobben min å tenke det verste og å være skeptisk til folk.
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ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Blir bare marginalt bedre hvis Trump setter en cheeseburger i halsen.
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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antoniobruno.bsky.social
Amazing moment on French TV. A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy basically trying to intimidate her during Le Pen's trial for embezzlement - something they've done to other judges around the world.
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Årets Høghpunkt for norsk fotball(Det blir ikke fotballvm)
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“Leave Greenland alone!”

(H/T @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social )
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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raeggi.bsky.social
No som Grok er blokka i nokre land, snakk om blokkering i fleire europeiske land osv, så er det litt rart å tenke på korleis nordmenn flest skiller så tydeleg mellom dei forskjellige selskapa til Musk og korleis eigaren oppførerer seg generelt. AI barneporno hjå eit selskap, men hey, eg vil ha Tesla
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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ninaibaren.bsky.social
- Vi har Trump hjemme.

Trump hjemme:
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Joint European statement on Greenland. They moved quickly after Miller’s comments about annexation last night.
6 January 2026 Joint Statement on Greenland Statement by President Macron of France, Chancellor Merz of Germany, Prime Minister Meloni of Italy, Prime Minister Tusk of Poland, Prime Minister Sánchez of Spain, Prime Minister Starmer of the United Kingdom and Prime Minister Frederiksen of Denmark on Greenland. Arctic security remains a key priority for Europe and it is critical for international and transatlantic security. NATO has made clear that the Arctic region is a priority and European Allies are stepping up. We and many other Allies have increased our presence, activities and investments, to keep the Arctic safe and to deter adversaries. The Kingdom of Denmark - including Greenland - is part of NATO. Security in the Arctic must therefore be achieved collectively, in conjunction with NATO allies including the United States, by upholding the principles of the UN Charter, including sovereignty, territorial integrity and the inviolability of borders. These are universal principles, and we will not stop defending them. The United States is an essential partner in this endeavour, as a NATO ally and through the defence agreement between the Kingdom of Denmark and the United States of 1951. Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland.
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Tidligere Trump-medarbeider? Dette er fru Goebbel, kona til president Miller.
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Alltid artig på tur hvor folk smiler når de ser bikkja, men gir et lite kvepp når eieren ikke står i stil.
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Jævla folk
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Til alles store protest dro min niese meg i fingeren og ødela festen.
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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herohommel.bsky.social
I've waited 3 years to make this post
screenshot of tweet saying "who the fuck is playing pokemon in antarctica" with a trade partner in antarctica photo of me in antarctica playing my switch. adelie penguins are in the background photo of me in antarctica playing my switch, with pokemon legends z-a. adelie penguins are in the background.
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Tenk at man kan få puls av å se på sjakk
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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maks23.bsky.social
🇺🇸 Trump: Putin wants Ukraine to succeed.

And Zelensky’s reaction…
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Ikke for å skryte altså
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Bør være mulig å slå, uten å ty til lydbok på do og ved leggetid.
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Hvis folk kunne slutte å spoile Flåklypa hadde det vært fint. Jeg ser på forskjøvet.
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Jeg er stor tilhenger av boklig visdom. Men noe kan man ikke lære seg fra en bok.
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
ysteinottesen.bsky.social
Trodde ikke jeg ønsket meg noe til jul. Men så fikk jeg drømmegaven allikevel.
gadget44027447.bsky.social Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · Dec 20
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine

But Russia won't attack EU
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM