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My proudest accomplishment is that I’ve never incorrectly used a semicolon; hi, I’m Zach. He/Him/Rad Dude
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The “leave a penny, take of penny of porn” on the ISS might be the most unhinged thing you’ve conceived of 😂🤣 @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I think the ideal level of fame is “ice cream shop wants to put your picture on the wall”
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kids’ check.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I saw this shit live & was dumbfounded by how “what the fuck?” It was
Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety:

"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."

Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety:

"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."

Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Unsurprisingly, Vince Gilligan has created the beginning of another masterpiece with #Pluribus. Holy fuck. That pilot episode.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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“I fuck pizzas on OnlyFans!”-Raphael @surber.bsky.social

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Goddammit. @surber.bsky.social nearly made me run off the road from laughing at “Doritos is basically the same sludge that transformed the turtles into ninja warriors”

Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oct. Wrap-Up (Pt. 1)
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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EXCEPT MITCHELL AT THE AUTO ZONE YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Good
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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“Sacrebleu! Les Hardy Boys!”
I don't remember what this one is about, but people are yelling at us even louder than they usually do on Wednesday mornings, so it must be a special one
The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 10/22/2025 · 1h 43m
podcasts.apple.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The perfect start to UNC-Cal

Cc: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh…. Ok then
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fellas, I dunno how many of you need to hear this, but take your gf/wife to more concerts for her. Took my wife to the Jonas Brothers tonight & I’ve never seen a more immaculate bathroom non-wait for the fellas.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Now that we have enough video series where celebrities eat or cook or hang out in a kitchen, I will start one where I interview famous people while we hand wash a sink full of dishes
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Makai Lemon doesn’t appear to be a human being
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Are you FUCKING kidding me
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Joey. Slide goddammit.
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Beach Dog status acheived
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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THE JACKSONVILLE JOSTLE
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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The ACC has fucked up a lot of things, but letting us listen to ref deliberations is not one of those things. Fantastic work guys
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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are both those dudes in the end zone still alive or did they get swallowed by the crowd
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM