You Can't Scare Me! 👻
@youcantscare.me
A podcast by @tomatograndpa.bsky.social, @bobvids.com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social and Rachel in which we get those Goosebumps every time.
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Spotify: http://sptfy.com/6GEN
Apple: http://apple.co/3GptTTT
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@YCSMPod
It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!
YCSM 20 - The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
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October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!
Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!
YCSM 19 - Deep Trouble
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October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!
We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!
The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2
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September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!
Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!
YCSM 18 - Monster Blood 2
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August 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!
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a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!
June 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!
R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!
YCSM 17 - Why I'm Afraid of Bees
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June 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!
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Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)
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What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...
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In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.
March 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.
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If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat
@youcantscare.me is perfect!
@youcantscare.me is perfect!
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat
@youcantscare.me is perfect!
@youcantscare.me is perfect!
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I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.
January 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.
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I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg
#26 - Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland Part 1 (Gextra Life '18)
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January 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!
One Day at HorrorLand
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December 31, 2024 at 8:28 PM
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!
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Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.
November 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.
just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes
November 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes
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we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids
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Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.
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Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?
October 18, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?
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*sigh* reset the sign, fellas
October 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
*sigh* reset the sign, fellas
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...
You Can't Scare Me!
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October 16, 2024 at 1:16 PM
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...
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Folks I know I'm biased, but this is a very, very good episode of YCSM. Stay til the end and hear us actually lose our minds.
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com has a bad dream, @achangeofpants.bsky.social writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gets a phone call! open.spotify.com/episode/2k0u...
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Listen to this episode from You Can't Scare Me! on Spotify. Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone c...
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July 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Folks I know I'm biased, but this is a very, very good episode of YCSM. Stay til the end and hear us actually lose our minds.
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com has a bad dream, @achangeofpants.bsky.social writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gets a phone call! open.spotify.com/episode/2k0u...
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Listen to this episode from You Can't Scare Me! on Spotify. Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone c...
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July 9, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com has a bad dream, @achangeofpants.bsky.social writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gets a phone call! open.spotify.com/episode/2k0u...
HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social lets out an exasperated sigh, @bobvids.com can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social can't stop screaming! open.spotify.com/episode/05DM...
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
Listen to this episode from You Can't Scare Me! on Spotify. HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon ca...
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April 15, 2024 at 12:42 PM
HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social lets out an exasperated sigh, @bobvids.com can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social can't stop screaming! open.spotify.com/episode/05DM...
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A reminder that You Can't Scare Me is also here if you need to listen to several adults grapple with children's media for 2+ hours at a time.
Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gives practical advice for dealing with cops, @bobvids.com becomes Ceam Taptain, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!
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Be Careful What You Wish For
Listen to this episode from You Can't Scare Me! on Spotify. Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario de...
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February 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
A reminder that You Can't Scare Me is also here if you need to listen to several adults grapple with children's media for 2+ hours at a time.