Jazzmodeus, king of demons
@yolosaurusrex.bsky.social
Black metal is for posers
Pinned
Oh hey, if you voted for conservatives you can go fuck yourself
My dick's so long it's not "uncircumcised" I have a floorskin
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My dick's so long it's not "uncircumcised" I have a floorskin
Live Laugh Dry Heave
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Live Laugh Dry Heave
I'm a dick to trans women because misogyny is gender affirming care
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm a dick to trans women because misogyny is gender affirming care
Home Depot should sell official Cannibal Corpse branded hammers
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Home Depot should sell official Cannibal Corpse branded hammers
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
Boomer sharks saying "back in my day Saturn didn't have rings" and complaining about the education system
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Boomer sharks saying "back in my day Saturn didn't have rings" and complaining about the education system
No hate; this just gives me that same anxiety about the universe that packing 17 squares into a box gives
A neighbor bought these delicious tomatoes, so I had to-
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
No hate; this just gives me that same anxiety about the universe that packing 17 squares into a box gives
You'll come for the "don't bully the car company", but you'll stay for the "if you don't mourn the Neonazi you lose your health insurance"
Welcome to America, land of the free. Just don't be mean to this specific brand of car or we'll send you to the forever dungeon
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You'll come for the "don't bully the car company", but you'll stay for the "if you don't mourn the Neonazi you lose your health insurance"
KISS cover band that makes all their songs sound like ABBA called SWISS
September 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
KISS cover band that makes all their songs sound like ABBA called SWISS
If you use AI for your album art I don't care how good it might sound I will never listen to it or buy music from you. If you're that fucking cheap go out and take a picture of some trees at night like they used to
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If you use AI for your album art I don't care how good it might sound I will never listen to it or buy music from you. If you're that fucking cheap go out and take a picture of some trees at night like they used to
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
Fuck yes bread. The entire reason humans invented farming and civilization. Right there
September 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Fuck yes bread. The entire reason humans invented farming and civilization. Right there
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
Atrociteez nuts lmao
August 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Atrociteez nuts lmao
August 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You practiced eugenics because you're a racist degenerate and should be put down like a dog in an alleyway
I practice eugenics because I want hot femboys who don't experience twinkdeath
We are not the same.
I practice eugenics because I want hot femboys who don't experience twinkdeath
We are not the same.
July 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You practiced eugenics because you're a racist degenerate and should be put down like a dog in an alleyway
I practice eugenics because I want hot femboys who don't experience twinkdeath
We are not the same.
I practice eugenics because I want hot femboys who don't experience twinkdeath
We are not the same.
@badfengshui.bsky.social check this out
July 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@badfengshui.bsky.social check this out
My mom in law is in Iceland right now. I don't think she'd like Auðn, but I do so you all should too.
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
audnofficial.bandcamp.com/album/au-n
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
audnofficial.bandcamp.com/album/au-n
Auðn, by Auðn
7 track album
audnofficial.bandcamp.com
July 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My mom in law is in Iceland right now. I don't think she'd like Auðn, but I do so you all should too.
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
audnofficial.bandcamp.com/album/au-n
#blackmetal #blackmetalsky #metal #metalsky
audnofficial.bandcamp.com/album/au-n
Y'all up on this? Because it's wall to wall bangers. Art's kinda goofy though lol. If you squint the two eyes above Ghidorah look like the alien from Predator
Lord Belial - Unholy Trinity
FFO: music to listen to while drinking christian blood
#blackmetal #metal #blackmetalsky #metalsky
Lord Belial - Unholy Trinity
FFO: music to listen to while drinking christian blood
#blackmetal #metal #blackmetalsky #metalsky
Unholy Trinity, by Lord Belial
9 track album
hammerheart.bandcamp.com
July 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Y'all up on this? Because it's wall to wall bangers. Art's kinda goofy though lol. If you squint the two eyes above Ghidorah look like the alien from Predator
Lord Belial - Unholy Trinity
FFO: music to listen to while drinking christian blood
#blackmetal #metal #blackmetalsky #metalsky
Lord Belial - Unholy Trinity
FFO: music to listen to while drinking christian blood
#blackmetal #metal #blackmetalsky #metalsky
Golf seems like a fun and relaxing game. Get out in nature, hang out with your friends. I should try it some time
July 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Golf seems like a fun and relaxing game. Get out in nature, hang out with your friends. I should try it some time
@westsidetyler.bsky.social I heard your drywall isn't up to code
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@westsidetyler.bsky.social I heard your drywall isn't up to code
Hot grills in your area
L I N K I N B I O
L I N K I N B I O
July 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hot grills in your area
L I N K I N B I O
L I N K I N B I O
you can call me the shammash because I'm gonna keep it lit for 8 nights
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
you can call me the shammash because I'm gonna keep it lit for 8 nights