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yksimba.bsky.social
@yksimba.bsky.social
#601 Forever
👨🏾‍💻▪️I fumble around with buttons on a keyboard until the device fixes itself
👨🏾‍🍳🎣 My Future includes 6+ acres and a lake in the backyrd…. 15mins outside the city
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“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it”
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1. Maria Shriver obviously comes from a very political family and has supported candidates for office, like her now-former husband Arnold Schwarzenegger and Barack Obama, but for the most part she has always chosen to focus on storytelling and journalism.
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I thought Dlo was gonna live up to being a great player in the league….. like a strong 3rd option and i didnt lose hope until his second laker stint….
Like yes, Trump is a fascist. But, there have been fascists who aren’t also dickhead, rich kid, sociopathic pedophile rapists. The guy is clearly a scumbag who is out to scam everyone.

You have to be such a mark to fall for it. I have a hard time believing any adults are that stupid.
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Lil Duval so funny because tht nigga really lil cuh 🤣🤣
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Gone ruin my day man……

Some sponsorships that will be auto locks for when I do blow up

Sprite and skull candy …. Playstation

How evil are they on the evil spectrum
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Boys defense finally shit the bed huh 😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just did the gentrified cha cha slide ….. am I washed???

Im only 27
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
MAN WTF BRO 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The location ID on twitter revealing that 99% of the horrible shit on that website is just posted by people in India honestly soothed me a lot. Its literally all just fake.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Watching Twitter react to the revelation that these obvious rightwing shitpost accounts are foreign is a little depressing.
This surprising anyone is wild
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Everybody like Pickens good and dont get me wrong THAT BOY GOOD!

But dont discount D4K
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Im another life Im married to Kobe’s daughter raising the mext Goat and blessed to have the Goat as my father in law 😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Is it wrong to tell somebody not to do something that is universally accepted as a wrong?
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Right on Q:

Quinnen Williams wasted no time answering doubts anyone might have as to why the #Cowboys would make a blockbuster trade to acquire him.

His debut was explosive, his post-game Q&A was humble — a perfect mix.

Full story 🔬 👉🏾 www.dallascowboys.com/news/quinnen...
Quinnen Williams on explosive debut: 'I wanna stack these'
Anyone wondering why the Dallas Cowboys would make a blockbuster trade to land Quinnen Williams got their answer, and a lot more, in his debut against the Raiders.
www.dallascowboys.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Departure Lounge is warming up
"Give me the Night"
Live at the top of the hour

www.ktoo.org/listen/kxll/
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The Gaston County, NC Dems “condemns this racist behavior” of Ranlo mayor Lynn Black after he lost to Corey Creech, the Black candidate who won by 81 votes
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m talking with a coworker today… im like there’s no split on the GOP but there is a split on the Dems side

He days “idk I kinda feel the same but the exact opposite” proceeds to name the 6-7 “super progressive” Bernie, AoC, Omar etc

I’m like… “who supports them??? Nobody supports them”
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Manga writers, it should only take 2 episodes max for a fight

-Signed SiMBA

Yeahh im talking to you ODA
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This shit is hilarious because Republicans are literally digging their own grave and the democrats are jumping into the hole saying “bury me first” of their own will at that
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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#GVerse Repeal Nixon's HMO Act of 1973 which made healthcare "For-Profit."

Obama didn't destroy healthcare.

Democrats didn't destroy healthcare.

Republicans Did & they have the power to get rid of Managed Healthcare - but they won't because they are getting paid off not to.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Damn 6 nations invading them boys

Wthelly
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why the fuck do deante kyle be spittin
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Not the folks in Kentucky tryna vote in a city election in another state 😂
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cowboys defense runs zone like a “here nigga damn” type shit

Like they have no awareness of hmm i got 2 people running routes and if somebody runs a hitch near my zone, even though i got deep thirds this the inly route being run in my area let me break on it
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nahhhhh these boys in they BAGGGG

DENY DENY DENY
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM