Mal Duffy
@yesnanny.bsky.social
Your favorite nanny’s favorite nanny
Pinned
The baby: *upset*
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhh.
The baby: Well when you put it that way…🥱
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhh.
The baby: Well when you put it that way…🥱
May 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The baby: *upset*
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhh.
The baby: Well when you put it that way…🥱
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhh.
The baby: Well when you put it that way…🥱
Serious question: how do you throw away old trash cans
March 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Serious question: how do you throw away old trash cans
Preemptively mourning for when my baby no longer fits her entire body on my chest
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Preemptively mourning for when my baby no longer fits her entire body on my chest
They really need to market Uncrustables to breastfeeding moms. You can put them right in your bra to thaw
February 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They really need to market Uncrustables to breastfeeding moms. You can put them right in your bra to thaw
Between the baby, the dog, and me after surgery, “Big pooper!” is now the highest compliment bestowed in our household
February 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Between the baby, the dog, and me after surgery, “Big pooper!” is now the highest compliment bestowed in our household
Oh left boob, why can’t you be more like right boob
February 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh left boob, why can’t you be more like right boob
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
I had a baby yesterday
February 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I had a baby yesterday
At the OB a few months ago I asked about stocking up on birth control for after pregnancy and they acted like I was crazy but now I wish I had insisted on it
The CDC web guide to help MDs prescribe contraception has been removed.
We weren’t overreacting about Project 2025.
It’s real and it’s happening NOW.
This is a full on assault against women’s rights. No fault divorce will be next-Mark my words.
Clip: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2jV5Kvo/
WATCH
We weren’t overreacting about Project 2025.
It’s real and it’s happening NOW.
This is a full on assault against women’s rights. No fault divorce will be next-Mark my words.
Clip: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2jV5Kvo/
WATCH
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
At the OB a few months ago I asked about stocking up on birth control for after pregnancy and they acted like I was crazy but now I wish I had insisted on it
It’s so strange to have a baby in your belly that has the hiccups
January 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s so strange to have a baby in your belly that has the hiccups
I’m having a baby in 8 days
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m having a baby in 8 days
My phone was listening to me all day yesterday at my baby shower because the fear-mongering is out of control today
January 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My phone was listening to me all day yesterday at my baby shower because the fear-mongering is out of control today
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Whatever happens, never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So always make time to share books with kids, and help them find books to love. Make reading central to everything you do. It will change their lives forever!
#literacy
#literacy
January 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Whatever happens, never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So always make time to share books with kids, and help them find books to love. Make reading central to everything you do. It will change their lives forever!
#literacy
#literacy
Me as soon as I give birth and my gestational diabetes goes away
I WANT SOME LEVAIN BAKERY COOKIES
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me as soon as I give birth and my gestational diabetes goes away
My dog makes the cutest noises in the goddamned world when she’s dreaming
January 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My dog makes the cutest noises in the goddamned world when she’s dreaming
I’m going to have a baby in three weeks what the fuck
January 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m going to have a baby in three weeks what the fuck
I mean I know she’s just sitting there but look how friggin pretty she is
January 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I mean I know she’s just sitting there but look how friggin pretty she is
My dog doesn’t like me anymore because I smell too different and she thinks I ate a baby
January 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My dog doesn’t like me anymore because I smell too different and she thinks I ate a baby
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I got the diaper deal at Target (spend $100 get a $30 gift card this week) and the cashier said “you must shop here a lot” and I’ll admit, it hurt to be clocked like that
January 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I got the diaper deal at Target (spend $100 get a $30 gift card this week) and the cashier said “you must shop here a lot” and I’ll admit, it hurt to be clocked like that
I cut too much hair from my dog’s eyes so she could see better and now she’s mad at me
January 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I cut too much hair from my dog’s eyes so she could see better and now she’s mad at me
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CUSTOMER'S ONLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
CUSTOMER'S ONLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
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damn this seems like a thing that's totally worth all the articles and panic and whatever other bullshit. thank you liberal and conservative media. really doing gods (rufo, singal, et al) work here 🙏
New Study: although Matt Walsh once claimed that the number was "millions," fewer than 1,000 U.S. adolescents were treated for gender dysphoria with puberty blockers, and none under 12 received hormone therapy.
January 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
damn this seems like a thing that's totally worth all the articles and panic and whatever other bullshit. thank you liberal and conservative media. really doing gods (rufo, singal, et al) work here 🙏
TELL YOUR SENATORS: Vote NO to appoint actual slime monsters to the president’s cabinet, because otherwise they will vote yes enthusiastically
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
TELL YOUR SENATORS: Vote NO to appoint actual slime monsters to the president’s cabinet, because otherwise they will vote yes enthusiastically
I for one think democrats maybe should have stormed the capital too
January 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I for one think democrats maybe should have stormed the capital too