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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
There’s a girl doing math homework in front of me at this Pixies concert.
September 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There’s a girl doing math homework in front of me at this Pixies concert.
Me: Did you know your sister has a bald spot on her ear where you always playfully bite it?
Waffle: lol awesome
Me: Yeah, she loves it
Waffle: lol awesome
Me: Yeah, she loves it
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me: Did you know your sister has a bald spot on her ear where you always playfully bite it?
Waffle: lol awesome
Me: Yeah, she loves it
Waffle: lol awesome
Me: Yeah, she loves it
A stray kitten fell in love with me so I let him move in. This is a feral cat, who was purring in my hands 20 minutes after I trapped him. Nice to know I’ve still got it.
August 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A stray kitten fell in love with me so I let him move in. This is a feral cat, who was purring in my hands 20 minutes after I trapped him. Nice to know I’ve still got it.
Seasonal Kiki Diamond appreciation post
June 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seasonal Kiki Diamond appreciation post
TFW your best friend’s dorky dad band play at the neighborhood open mic and he’s all nervous but they’re great.
June 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
TFW your best friend’s dorky dad band play at the neighborhood open mic and he’s all nervous but they’re great.
Flight delayed because we’re missing a copilot, and I feel like I’m newly qualified because I can give blunt feedback.
June 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Flight delayed because we’re missing a copilot, and I feel like I’m newly qualified because I can give blunt feedback.
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This is what the bean looks like after the Dropout Improv show in Chicago
June 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is what the bean looks like after the Dropout Improv show in Chicago
Thank you, Kimberly-Clark facial tissues
June 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thank you, Kimberly-Clark facial tissues
I’m surprised I can’t see my mom in any of these phots. She has the best signs and is there every week. ❤️
Demonstrators gather every Monday and Saturday in downtown Wichita, Kansas. Donald Trump’s illegal actions against immigrants, members of the LGBQTI community and his assaults on social services for lower income populations have angered millions of Americans, even here in deeply Red Kansas.
June 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m surprised I can’t see my mom in any of these phots. She has the best signs and is there every week. ❤️
How do I tell my cats that they have to forgive me for leaving this weekend, because I’m going to Chicago, the coolest and best city?
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How do I tell my cats that they have to forgive me for leaving this weekend, because I’m going to Chicago, the coolest and best city?
A rough transcription of the argument with friends in my Prius last night www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
Right now, you’re behind me, within reading distance on the freeway, at the stoplight, in the parking lot, maybe in the drive-thru line, or perhaps...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A rough transcription of the argument with friends in my Prius last night www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
I don’t know why I only want to tweet when I’m crying, but Dying for Sex is very good.
April 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don’t know why I only want to tweet when I’m crying, but Dying for Sex is very good.
I’ve been in NC ten years as of today. Bawled this morning about what I gave up to be here. I wish I could do more than miss him.
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve been in NC ten years as of today. Bawled this morning about what I gave up to be here. I wish I could do more than miss him.
It sucks that there isn't a Ravelry for every hobby. I want a site where I can search for every project anyone made with the same colorway of @cookiecad.com filament I have in my stash, see what other colors people have paired it with, and ❤️ my favorite ones so I can reference them later.
March 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It sucks that there isn't a Ravelry for every hobby. I want a site where I can search for every project anyone made with the same colorway of @cookiecad.com filament I have in my stash, see what other colors people have paired it with, and ❤️ my favorite ones so I can reference them later.
Kiki Diamond’s shows are the best, and — turns out — Cary drag show audiences know how to treat a queen.
Doing my duty by drinking beer at noon on Sunday waiting for the St. Patty's Day drag brunch to begin.
March 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Kiki Diamond’s shows are the best, and — turns out — Cary drag show audiences know how to treat a queen.
Last year I did a ton of research for a presentation on neurodiversity. The past 6 months have been a constant series of realizing some fact I quoted was also ✨about me✨. Today: NDRIs make my brain SO GOOD.
March 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Last year I did a ton of research for a presentation on neurodiversity. The past 6 months have been a constant series of realizing some fact I quoted was also ✨about me✨. Today: NDRIs make my brain SO GOOD.
I took a teen to see Heart Eyes. It was doubly not my genre and … we both had so much fun. Plus the server at Alamo Drafthouse gave us free soda because I was wearing a Palestine t-shirt. I should go more often.
March 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I took a teen to see Heart Eyes. It was doubly not my genre and … we both had so much fun. Plus the server at Alamo Drafthouse gave us free soda because I was wearing a Palestine t-shirt. I should go more often.
This is the only thing I’ve thought about for the past week. Iconic performance. Joyful, heartbreaking and utterly charming. I forced a teen to watch the original movie for the first time and then The Muppet Script just so she could see this song. She’s obsessed now, too.
Future generations will ask us where we were when David Dastmalchian cried while singing "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" with a pitch-perfect Gonzo Voice at The Muppet Script staged reading.
Hope everyone's enjoying the Super Bowl. I'm getting cross-faded and watching a livestream from Dynasty Typewriter of comedians doing a live reading of The Muppet Movie script, as a birthday present to myself. 🐸🐷🐻🌈🎶
February 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is the only thing I’ve thought about for the past week. Iconic performance. Joyful, heartbreaking and utterly charming. I forced a teen to watch the original movie for the first time and then The Muppet Script just so she could see this song. She’s obsessed now, too.
Clingy and unhelpful.
February 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Clingy and unhelpful.
Deleted my long-abandoned Facebook and Twitter accounts. I miss how joyful Facebook was in college, and the Twitter of my 20s and early 30s was everything to me.
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Deleted my long-abandoned Facebook and Twitter accounts. I miss how joyful Facebook was in college, and the Twitter of my 20s and early 30s was everything to me.
I got an automatic pet feeder to support the feral cat I hope to befriend (and TNR) and the skinny cat from across the street. After night 1, it’s already covered in raccoon paw prints. But they didn’t get it open and skinny cat got some breakfast, so … success?
December 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I got an automatic pet feeder to support the feral cat I hope to befriend (and TNR) and the skinny cat from across the street. After night 1, it’s already covered in raccoon paw prints. But they didn’t get it open and skinny cat got some breakfast, so … success?
ICT still the best airport. New MCI is, because there was no way it couldn’t be, more functional than the old terminals, but it felt like a Temu airport.
December 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
ICT still the best airport. New MCI is, because there was no way it couldn’t be, more functional than the old terminals, but it felt like a Temu airport.