Me: Did you know your sister has a bald spot on her ear where you always playfully bite it?
Waffle: lol awesome
Me: Yeah, she loves it

A stray kitten fell in love with me so I let him move in. This is a feral cat, who was purring in my hands 20 minutes after I trapped him. Nice to know I’ve still got it.

Seasonal Kiki Diamond appreciation post

When you’re young, your friend’s band can’t remember their lyrics because they’re drunk. When you’re middle aged, they have the lyrics on their iPads and they remembered to bring their reading glasses.

TFW your best friend’s dorky dad band play at the neighborhood open mic and he’s all nervous but they’re great.

Thank you, Kimberly-Clark facial tissues

Now I’m here.

I am here.

Also Kiki is hot

Clingy and unhelpful.

I got an automatic pet feeder to support the feral cat I hope to befriend (and TNR) and the skinny cat from across the street. After night 1, it’s already covered in raccoon paw prints. But they didn’t get it open and skinny cat got some breakfast, so … success?

Waffle hasn’t ever seen me block a larger knitting project (I think I started this one before he was born) and insists on helping. He’s tried to knead it several times. I have been cursed with a cat more stubborn than me.

Allie is five years older than Waffle, has know him since he was a kitten, but will never stop insisting she is the baby. He finally relented and spent a few minutes grooming her while she grinned the most satisfied grin. He’s over it, but now she can’t stop reminding him that she loves him.