Yaramarud
@yaramarud.bsky.social
Chaos magician for 25+ years. Co-host of the Administrism podcast. Hillbilly alchemist. He/him.
Find out what I'm doing magickally here. Or not.
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Yaramarud
@yaramarud.bsky.social
· Nov 10
More info for new followers:
- Ex-IOT
- Member of the Society of the Headless
- Teaching magick for 10+ years
- Experience in multiple paradigms
- Psychonaut
- Studies in anthropology and linguistics
- Occult researcher
- Unhealthily obsessed with surrealism
- Ancom
- ND
- Ex-IOT
- Member of the Society of the Headless
- Teaching magick for 10+ years
- Experience in multiple paradigms
- Psychonaut
- Studies in anthropology and linguistics
- Occult researcher
- Unhealthily obsessed with surrealism
- Ancom
- ND
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A thing I like on here is that the active user base is small enough that I know Mark Cuban gets to see some Leninist anonymous furry account destroy him
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A thing I like on here is that the active user base is small enough that I know Mark Cuban gets to see some Leninist anonymous furry account destroy him
Couldn't sleep last night. Tasks completed:
1). Refiltered water kefir
2). Fed kefir tanks
3). Set a couch on fire
4). Started working on a talisman for a gift
5). More electrolysis
6). Cleaned and fixed my printer
Maximum productivity.
1). Refiltered water kefir
2). Fed kefir tanks
3). Set a couch on fire
4). Started working on a talisman for a gift
5). More electrolysis
6). Cleaned and fixed my printer
Maximum productivity.
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Couldn't sleep last night. Tasks completed:
1). Refiltered water kefir
2). Fed kefir tanks
3). Set a couch on fire
4). Started working on a talisman for a gift
5). More electrolysis
6). Cleaned and fixed my printer
Maximum productivity.
1). Refiltered water kefir
2). Fed kefir tanks
3). Set a couch on fire
4). Started working on a talisman for a gift
5). More electrolysis
6). Cleaned and fixed my printer
Maximum productivity.
Update to the salmon candy canes: After spending the time consuming half of one, I've pinpointed the flavor exactly.
It tastes like dandelion essential oil after rubbing a sardine on your upper lip.
It tastes like dandelion essential oil after rubbing a sardine on your upper lip.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Update to the salmon candy canes: After spending the time consuming half of one, I've pinpointed the flavor exactly.
It tastes like dandelion essential oil after rubbing a sardine on your upper lip.
It tastes like dandelion essential oil after rubbing a sardine on your upper lip.
I'll never get enough of people posting:
"Want to learn an infinite food hack?"
*Describes agriculture*
"Want to learn an infinite food hack?"
*Describes agriculture*
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'll never get enough of people posting:
"Want to learn an infinite food hack?"
*Describes agriculture*
"Want to learn an infinite food hack?"
*Describes agriculture*
Down to the bare metal now. I can finally start seasoning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Down to the bare metal now. I can finally start seasoning.
Cauldron is stripped of whatever weird paint they had on there. Found out they did it to cover an unholy amount of rust. So it's in the electrolysis vat for now. After a few hours, I'll start seasoning it to make it actually functional.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cauldron is stripped of whatever weird paint they had on there. Found out they did it to cover an unholy amount of rust. So it's in the electrolysis vat for now. After a few hours, I'll start seasoning it to make it actually functional.
What even is sienna and why can no one cook it properly?
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
What even is sienna and why can no one cook it properly?
I just saw a video where the AI caption took the name "Boca Raton" and referred to it as "booger town," and I think this is the first time I completely support AI.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just saw a video where the AI caption took the name "Boca Raton" and referred to it as "booger town," and I think this is the first time I completely support AI.
I was recently gifted a small cast iron cauldron that was disgraced years ago with thick layers of black paint.
Unfortunately, electrolysis has failed to remove it, so I will be getting some wire wheels tomorrow.
On the plus side, I can now start electrolyzing the other 6 pieces I've neglected.
Unfortunately, electrolysis has failed to remove it, so I will be getting some wire wheels tomorrow.
On the plus side, I can now start electrolyzing the other 6 pieces I've neglected.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was recently gifted a small cast iron cauldron that was disgraced years ago with thick layers of black paint.
Unfortunately, electrolysis has failed to remove it, so I will be getting some wire wheels tomorrow.
On the plus side, I can now start electrolyzing the other 6 pieces I've neglected.
Unfortunately, electrolysis has failed to remove it, so I will be getting some wire wheels tomorrow.
On the plus side, I can now start electrolyzing the other 6 pieces I've neglected.
I woke up to a text from my wife letting me know that while I was asleep, "you whispered 'bromide with a German accent.' I didn't quite understand what you had said, so I asked you to repeat yourself, and you did. You said, 'Bromide, the element, with a German accent'."
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I woke up to a text from my wife letting me know that while I was asleep, "you whispered 'bromide with a German accent.' I didn't quite understand what you had said, so I asked you to repeat yourself, and you did. You said, 'Bromide, the element, with a German accent'."
My new propane company is obviously run by people who don't understand technology.
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My new propane company is obviously run by people who don't understand technology.
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
In which I decide to share a vignette written over a decade ago about a rug.
Pseudo-Persian
A 12 Year Old Tale of a Simple Rug
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In which I decide to share a vignette written over a decade ago about a rug.
While the following advice may seem to be common sense, I feel that it is something that needs to be reiterated based on my most recent experience:
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
While the following advice may seem to be common sense, I feel that it is something that needs to be reiterated based on my most recent experience:
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
FYI. I decided to get myself a substack. I plan on having 2 primary kinds of posts:
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
Yaramarud | Substack
A chaos magician for almost 30 years with experience in numerous paradigms. Active member of The Headless Society and former 3° Priest of Chaos of the Illuminates of Thanateros. Co-host of the Adminis...
www.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
FYI. I decided to get myself a substack. I plan on having 2 primary kinds of posts:
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
It's been over a decade since I last made water kefir. I'm impressed with how well it came out, and had forgotten just how refreshing it is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's been over a decade since I last made water kefir. I'm impressed with how well it came out, and had forgotten just how refreshing it is.
It's currently 32°F outside. The furnace at my house hasn't been working for 3 days. I just spent the last 4 hours dismantling, diagnosing, testing, and repairing that soon of a bitch. It's working now, but goddamn.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's currently 32°F outside. The furnace at my house hasn't been working for 3 days. I just spent the last 4 hours dismantling, diagnosing, testing, and repairing that soon of a bitch. It's working now, but goddamn.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
The ingredient distribution of this ice cream is fucking bullshit. I'm palpably angry and other people need to know about it.
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The ingredient distribution of this ice cream is fucking bullshit. I'm palpably angry and other people need to know about it.
Getting better with each talisman made.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Getting better with each talisman made.
The thing I love most about surrealist poetry is finding new interpretations when I forget the inspiration.
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The thing I love most about surrealist poetry is finding new interpretations when I forget the inspiration.
Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.
September 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.