Yaramarud
@yaramarud.bsky.social
Chaos magician for 25+ years. Co-host of the Administrism podcast. Hillbilly alchemist. He/him.
Find out what I'm doing magickally here. Or not.
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Find out what I'm doing magickally here. Or not.
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Yaramarud
@yaramarud.bsky.social
· Nov 10
More info for new followers:
- Ex-IOT
- Member of the Society of the Headless
- Teaching magick for 10+ years
- Experience in multiple paradigms
- Psychonaut
- Studies in anthropology and linguistics
- Occult researcher
- Unhealthily obsessed with surrealism
- Ancom
- ND
- Ex-IOT
- Member of the Society of the Headless
- Teaching magick for 10+ years
- Experience in multiple paradigms
- Psychonaut
- Studies in anthropology and linguistics
- Occult researcher
- Unhealthily obsessed with surrealism
- Ancom
- ND
I woke up to a text from my wife letting me know that while I was asleep, "you whispered 'bromide with a German accent.' I didn't quite understand what you had said, so I asked you to repeat yourself, and you did. You said, 'Bromide, the element, with a German accent'."
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I woke up to a text from my wife letting me know that while I was asleep, "you whispered 'bromide with a German accent.' I didn't quite understand what you had said, so I asked you to repeat yourself, and you did. You said, 'Bromide, the element, with a German accent'."
My new propane company is obviously run by people who don't understand technology.
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My new propane company is obviously run by people who don't understand technology.
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
"Click to install the app!"
*Links to instructions on how to add the customer portal website to your home screen*
In which I decide to share a vignette written over a decade ago about a rug.
Pseudo-Persian
A 12 Year Old Tale of a Simple Rug
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In which I decide to share a vignette written over a decade ago about a rug.
While the following advice may seem to be common sense, I feel that it is something that needs to be reiterated based on my most recent experience:
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
While the following advice may seem to be common sense, I feel that it is something that needs to be reiterated based on my most recent experience:
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
Do not breathe airborne habanero pepper powder.
This has been a PSA from Yara's Dumb Shit Oversight Committee. Thank you.
FYI. I decided to get myself a substack. I plan on having 2 primary kinds of posts:
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
Yaramarud | Substack
A chaos magician for almost 30 years with experience in numerous paradigms. Active member of The Headless Society and former 3° Priest of Chaos of the Illuminates of Thanateros. Co-host of the Adminis...
www.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
FYI. I decided to get myself a substack. I plan on having 2 primary kinds of posts:
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
generally informative occult-adjacent topics
Walled occult hot takes
If interested, you can find it below.
Just made my first public post that "briefly" goes over what it was in my life that made me a magician.
It's been over a decade since I last made water kefir. I'm impressed with how well it came out, and had forgotten just how refreshing it is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's been over a decade since I last made water kefir. I'm impressed with how well it came out, and had forgotten just how refreshing it is.
It's currently 32°F outside. The furnace at my house hasn't been working for 3 days. I just spent the last 4 hours dismantling, diagnosing, testing, and repairing that soon of a bitch. It's working now, but goddamn.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's currently 32°F outside. The furnace at my house hasn't been working for 3 days. I just spent the last 4 hours dismantling, diagnosing, testing, and repairing that soon of a bitch. It's working now, but goddamn.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
Sometimes, homeownership is the worst. Lol.
The ingredient distribution of this ice cream is fucking bullshit. I'm palpably angry and other people need to know about it.
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The ingredient distribution of this ice cream is fucking bullshit. I'm palpably angry and other people need to know about it.
Getting better with each talisman made.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Getting better with each talisman made.
The thing I love most about surrealist poetry is finding new interpretations when I forget the inspiration.
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The thing I love most about surrealist poetry is finding new interpretations when I forget the inspiration.
Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted
Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.
September 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.
I dreamt that everyone had an astral thread attached to their eyes. Every mile you went, you had to staple the thread to the ground. Otherwise, it would lead to mental anguish. When a person was dying, they had to unstaple the thread and let their eyes float into the sky.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I dreamt that everyone had an astral thread attached to their eyes. Every mile you went, you had to staple the thread to the ground. Otherwise, it would lead to mental anguish. When a person was dying, they had to unstaple the thread and let their eyes float into the sky.
Bought this last weekend and just figured out the perfect ratio for making tamarind agua fresca. I'll be able to make a grotesque amount. I'm so excited.
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Bought this last weekend and just figured out the perfect ratio for making tamarind agua fresca. I'll be able to make a grotesque amount. I'm so excited.
This should last me a while.
September 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This should last me a while.
I was doing some cleaning today.
Found a mandolin.
I don't know how to play the mandolin. To my knowledge, I've never purchased a mandolin. I don't know anyone who plays the mandolin.
Not sure what I'm gonna do with this.
Found a mandolin.
I don't know how to play the mandolin. To my knowledge, I've never purchased a mandolin. I don't know anyone who plays the mandolin.
Not sure what I'm gonna do with this.
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I was doing some cleaning today.
Found a mandolin.
I don't know how to play the mandolin. To my knowledge, I've never purchased a mandolin. I don't know anyone who plays the mandolin.
Not sure what I'm gonna do with this.
Found a mandolin.
I don't know how to play the mandolin. To my knowledge, I've never purchased a mandolin. I don't know anyone who plays the mandolin.
Not sure what I'm gonna do with this.
Conversation with my wife:
"Bobcat Goldthwait is in this?"
"Who?"
"He was a popular comedian in the late 80s/early 90s. Like Andrew Dice Clay."
"Who?"
"Goddammit. I'm not *that* much older than you"
"Bobcat Goldthwait is in this?"
"Who?"
"He was a popular comedian in the late 80s/early 90s. Like Andrew Dice Clay."
"Who?"
"Goddammit. I'm not *that* much older than you"
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Conversation with my wife:
"Bobcat Goldthwait is in this?"
"Who?"
"He was a popular comedian in the late 80s/early 90s. Like Andrew Dice Clay."
"Who?"
"Goddammit. I'm not *that* much older than you"
"Bobcat Goldthwait is in this?"
"Who?"
"He was a popular comedian in the late 80s/early 90s. Like Andrew Dice Clay."
"Who?"
"Goddammit. I'm not *that* much older than you"
Myself and others are in the process of building an entire festival next year focused on chaos magick, eclectic witchcraft, and non-dogmatic occult practices!
Right now, we're brainstorming names and are taking suggestions.
Have any you'd like to share?
#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky
Right now, we're brainstorming names and are taking suggestions.
Have any you'd like to share?
#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Myself and others are in the process of building an entire festival next year focused on chaos magick, eclectic witchcraft, and non-dogmatic occult practices!
Right now, we're brainstorming names and are taking suggestions.
Have any you'd like to share?
#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky
Right now, we're brainstorming names and are taking suggestions.
Have any you'd like to share?
#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky
I dreamt I was editing a book on magick and had just finished a section on the importance of pumpkin stems in the use of curses and traps.
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I dreamt I was editing a book on magick and had just finished a section on the importance of pumpkin stems in the use of curses and traps.
I dreamt I was a Bedouin on a pilgrimage from Albany, New York to attend a funeral. Wearing black robes through an airport, I was taken to a boarding lounge where my clothing was mercilessly mocked by 3 siblings that I chastised to tears using the words taught to me by the University of Sand.
September 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I dreamt I was a Bedouin on a pilgrimage from Albany, New York to attend a funeral. Wearing black robes through an airport, I was taken to a boarding lounge where my clothing was mercilessly mocked by 3 siblings that I chastised to tears using the words taught to me by the University of Sand.
Reposted by Yaramarud
Never argue with someone John Brown would have shot.
September 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Never argue with someone John Brown would have shot.
Camp Chaos has been blessed by an owl's oversight.
August 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Camp Chaos has been blessed by an owl's oversight.
Carnival of Khaos divination station at the Chaos Magick Track.
August 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Carnival of Khaos divination station at the Chaos Magick Track.
Reposted by Yaramarud
By reading this, you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore whose only function is to remind you that you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore: The Ass-Boros.
It arrives to lovingly eat its own ass whenever you say something it finds interesting, hoping you’ll watch.
#assboros #ohno #eatyourself
It arrives to lovingly eat its own ass whenever you say something it finds interesting, hoping you’ll watch.
#assboros #ohno #eatyourself
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
By reading this, you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore whose only function is to remind you that you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore: The Ass-Boros.
It arrives to lovingly eat its own ass whenever you say something it finds interesting, hoping you’ll watch.
#assboros #ohno #eatyourself
It arrives to lovingly eat its own ass whenever you say something it finds interesting, hoping you’ll watch.
#assboros #ohno #eatyourself