Yanny
@yanny.bsky.social
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
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Monday tomorrow is it?
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Monday tomorrow is it?
I just adore this version of this song. Joni Mitchell A Case Of You. It’s sublime.
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I just adore this version of this song. Joni Mitchell A Case Of You. It’s sublime.
Had a happy weekend & dwelled a lot on how to handle my attitude & dreadfully debilitating worrying ways & think I’ve a pathway & I’m going to stick to it. I don’t need to work at the pace I do. I’m therefore not going to. My diary is 2/3 full next week & onwards it’s going to stay that way.
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Had a happy weekend & dwelled a lot on how to handle my attitude & dreadfully debilitating worrying ways & think I’ve a pathway & I’m going to stick to it. I don’t need to work at the pace I do. I’m therefore not going to. My diary is 2/3 full next week & onwards it’s going to stay that way.
Know I’m reading Shōgun? It’s very detailed on everything. Crammed with it & it’s just struck me it was written pre internet. Imagine the effort to
research in order write this..
research in order write this..
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Know I’m reading Shōgun? It’s very detailed on everything. Crammed with it & it’s just struck me it was written pre internet. Imagine the effort to
research in order write this..
research in order write this..
Curious on 2 things today: Mandelson must’ve known stuff was to come out. The Epstein files were front & centre of news for months last year. Also making him Ambassador was THE bizarrest judgment call for me. Know he has Diplomatic *arts* but he’s also a greedy grabbing self promoting twat.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Curious on 2 things today: Mandelson must’ve known stuff was to come out. The Epstein files were front & centre of news for months last year. Also making him Ambassador was THE bizarrest judgment call for me. Know he has Diplomatic *arts* but he’s also a greedy grabbing self promoting twat.
Just finishing roasting 2kgs of parsnips for a curried parsnip soup. A flavour I’ve never tasted yet in my life. And I LOVE parsnips. Stay tuned.
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Just finishing roasting 2kgs of parsnips for a curried parsnip soup. A flavour I’ve never tasted yet in my life. And I LOVE parsnips. Stay tuned.
Will anything actually happen to Andrew non- sweaty filthy old man Mountbatten?
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Will anything actually happen to Andrew non- sweaty filthy old man Mountbatten?
Rachel Reeves counting the full UK 2024/25 tax receipts.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Rachel Reeves counting the full UK 2024/25 tax receipts.
Cast iron certainty that if pervo Randy Andy did actually have to go to America to answer questions the country’s *Happiness Index* would go stratospheric. He’s the most loathsome entitled cunt.
February 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Cast iron certainty that if pervo Randy Andy did actually have to go to America to answer questions the country’s *Happiness Index* would go stratospheric. He’s the most loathsome entitled cunt.
This is fascinating & I’m depressed reading it. What was wrong with the fun of jostling before? I don’t get it. Maybe that’s the point…I’m too old TO get it.
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served
Bar owners say they struggle to dissuade people from forming a line as behavioural experts point to post-pandemic ‘new norms’
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is fascinating & I’m depressed reading it. What was wrong with the fun of jostling before? I don’t get it. Maybe that’s the point…I’m too old TO get it.
Sentimental Value. As an older sister I’m wrecked by it. As a daughter of an absolutely adored but flawed Dad; I’m understanding of it all. I loved it. Another Joachim Trier film I related to. He’s the perfect Director of my age of life.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Sentimental Value. As an older sister I’m wrecked by it. As a daughter of an absolutely adored but flawed Dad; I’m understanding of it all. I loved it. Another Joachim Trier film I related to. He’s the perfect Director of my age of life.
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Sentimental Value. As an older sister I’m wrecked by it. As a daughter of an absolutely adored but flawed Dad; I’m understanding of it all. I loved it. Another Joachim Trier film I related to. He’s the perfect Director of my age of life.
Believe Farage in Toon. Cunt.
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Believe Farage in Toon. Cunt.
Update. The wine was lush but the pizza were no slouch. I’m STUFFED.
Balls deep in pizza & the star of the show is the red lambrusco @paysan.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Update. The wine was lush but the pizza were no slouch. I’m STUFFED.
Balls deep in pizza & the star of the show is the red lambrusco @paysan.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Balls deep in pizza & the star of the show is the red lambrusco @paysan.bsky.social
Pizza porn. Bet Andrew’s wasn’t as good as this in Woking.
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Pizza porn. Bet Andrew’s wasn’t as good as this in Woking.
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Who knew Pizza Express Woking had a game of Twister available for patrons to participate whilst they waited?
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Who knew Pizza Express Woking had a game of Twister available for patrons to participate whilst they waited?
Good evening to you all from Yanny Towers where it’s pizza night & we’re kicking off with a Cherry Martini #cocktail. Stealthily strong. Spirtous but tart & sweet.
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January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Good evening to you all from Yanny Towers where it’s pizza night & we’re kicking off with a Cherry Martini #cocktail. Stealthily strong. Spirtous but tart & sweet.
Like me ❤️
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Why do people still listen to Boris Johnson? Genuinely. Why? Are they thick? Are they fooled? Can’t they remember things?
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Why do people still listen to Boris Johnson? Genuinely. Why? Are they thick? Are they fooled? Can’t they remember things?
I keep coming back to how sad this is but how lovely everyone says she was & thats a true legacy.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I keep coming back to how sad this is but how lovely everyone says she was & thats a true legacy.
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Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
Just starting Shōgun. 29.5 hrs to read. Daunted. Not coz I’m thick rather that I just can’t think of a book I’ve read of this length.
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Just starting Shōgun. 29.5 hrs to read. Daunted. Not coz I’m thick rather that I just can’t think of a book I’ve read of this length.
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remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
A sideline but what fascinates me about the Epstein files is that did these filthy men warn their families of their naming? Would you be happy to see your Dad in them (Branson), named as catching an STD (Gates). I’d love to see those conversations. For fucking shame.
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 PM
A sideline but what fascinates me about the Epstein files is that did these filthy men warn their families of their naming? Would you be happy to see your Dad in them (Branson), named as catching an STD (Gates). I’d love to see those conversations. For fucking shame.