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21 | Mahayana Buddhist | Leeds United x Hertha BSC x Bradford Bulls x Yorkshire CCC | 🇺🇦🇵🇸
ELV are drawing. As it stands, if Hertha win and Karlsruhe get something against Darmstadt, we'll finally have reached the top 3.
a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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AI mirrors its billionaire owners
quickly evolving from intelligence to senility
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Fans of Big 6 clubs when a team actually plays sensible football against them, instead of playing tippy tapping football and getting battered 5-0 as a result.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Smallclub, wer nicht 15 Punkte aus den letzten 5 Spielen geholt hat🥱 #HaHoHe
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Prime Minister during part of a year when 1.2 MILLION people moved to the UK now goes down the podcast route whilst regurgitating Far-Right slogans. 😭
god truss is going to get into some esoteric right wing shit, isn't she

also why are you talking in third person
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As long as either West Ham fail to beat Brighton, or we beat Liverpool, then West Ham drawing tonight will seem like an okay result.
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Crime is down. They are building a fascist police surveillance state to enslave ordinary people. Attacks on juries, right of appeal, pre-crime with Palantir. People are not mass organising and reacting fast enough. Zionists and Israel are the enemy.
UPDATE 🚨

The govt have launched their long-awaited consultation on police use of facial recognition.

But they want to expand it to every town centre.

Why are they making this decision before the public has even had the chance to tell them what they think?

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Facial recognition to be expanded in fresh crime crackdown
Critics called on the government to limit roll-out of facial recognition, but others have urged ministers to accelerate the expansion to ‘boost safety’
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
50 run last wicket partnership, take a bow Root and Archer 🫡
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Doing a 10 hour bender for the football on a work night seems like a great idea, until you wake up the next day and have work 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Hope this comment from when he was at Leicester is replaying in his head tonight. Bit of deja vu for Enzo 😂 #lufc
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That fourth point is such a window licker idea.

My brother in Christ, you're not getting an anti-EU Ukraine is Russia wins because there won't BE a Ukraine if Russia wins
Not sure - 14 years into project - Blue Labour ever previously set out actual proposals before, so this is new

1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Huge army and navy to do an Anti-EU alliance with Ukraine is genuinely such a bonkers idea that I am kinda impressed. No one can accuse Glasman of thinking inside the box.
Not sure - 14 years into project - Blue Labour ever previously set out actual proposals before, so this is new

1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Nowhere like it on the planet. Unreal tonight. Cracking result. 💙🔥 #lufc
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Occasional reminder that these two cost nowt, which only endears them to me as a Yorkshireman. #lufc
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did a load the first 15, now we're knackered. Watch this end 2-1 Chelsea 😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Leeds and Hertha, starting our rebuild with a 3-5-2. Give it one year and we'll be challenging at the top 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
3-5-2 with no Aaronson
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Salford Red Devils have been wound up by HMRC at the 4th attempt as of 4hrs ago.

Sad, sad news. My favourite Bulls game ever was beating then 41-10 in the Super 8 Qualifiers in 2015 🙁
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What Hertha BSC does to an Englishman 🤧
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Good start to the matchday MOT ALAW
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Casually just went off on a bunch of "I thinks" and "But the Bible Says" without any actual referencing for a third year uni essay and then launched a witch hunt against her professor when she failed. America moment. 🙄
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Big talk from a country that's nearly four years into a "three week" war with Ukraine 😂
* PUTIN: IF EUROPE WANTS TO FIGHT WAR, WE ARE READY NOW

* PUTIN: EUROPEANS DO NOT HAVE PEACEFUL AGENDA, THEY ARE ON THE SIDE OF WAR

* PUTIN: EUROPEANS HINDER U.S. ADMINISTRATION AND TRUMP TO REACH PEACE THROUGH TALKS

@reuters.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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🏆 Hertha BSC at home to 1. FC Kaiserslautern, the "Red Devils," in the #DFBPokal this evening.

"Seeth the flag of the Old Lady - fleeth, you fiendish demons!"

FT: Hertha 6-1 Kaiserslautern
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What the fuck 😭
Was war das??? 🤩🤩🤩

VIERTELFINALE WIR KOMMEN! 🫵

#BSCFCK #DFBPokal #HaHoHe
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM