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Xyphoid Process
@xyphoidprocess.bsky.social
Old fuck who likes music, DIY, 3D Printing, (Retro) Gaming, RC Drifting and other random (retro) shit.
Finished the pit walls on my #DIY #BoardgameTable. Also did a round over with the router on the inside and outside, because the router wouldn't fit after the walls are attached.
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
How to hide the fucking "Phone connect" from the Windows 11 Home startmenu? I didn't fucking ask for this #Microsoft
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I hope the U.S. won't finish Hitler's playbook before I finish reading Mein Kampf (I'm halfway through). If so, I hope the apocalypse will occur before I finish reading the bible (haven't started yet).
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Pedophile Protector with small pp.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Started a new project (while a hundred others are still on hold, laying around in plain sight). A #DIY #BoardgameTable that can be used as a dinner table too.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My son almost hit me with his toy car. I am lucky to be alive. I was seriously wounded, but I am recovering from this harrowing ordeal. I suspect my son is a paid instigator...
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Hey, stupid mother fuckers! Starship Troopers was meant as a warning! Dumb fucks!
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
So, driving a car in the U.S. makes you a terrorist now?
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
#Bambulab is bullying me again to force me to connect the X1C to the internet. Now I can't send any prints to my printer in LAN mode anymore. I'll be using an SD card now. But my next printer is definitely not going to be a Bambulab.
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You are nothing... Compared to the number of galaxies.
200,000,000,000,000 galaxies.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
New keyboard. Designed in The Netherlands.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
After one internal usb2 adapter, one usb2 pci card and lots of swearing, I finally got my Conbee II stick working on #HomeAssistant in a VM on #TrueNAS. Found out I could just use USB3 on my motherboard, but needed to passthrough the complete controller. So bought another pci card (this time USB3).
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy 35th birthday #SNES!
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Boycott these fuckers.
Making jokes about anything is ok. But participating in this is just fucking evil.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Grammarian and Errorist are at it again! 🖊️
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You know you're old when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner with mop function. #PhilipsAquatrio9000
His older brother just broke its hose. I could repair it, but it's moved on to a #DIY project cleaner.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tried making video's with my old #Samsung S10 HMX H104BP camcorder, hoping they would come out all grainy and hipster like. But the quality is actually still ok. Too crappy to not use my #CanonEOSR or my #Pixel8Pro. But too good to be artsy fartsy. Just like me. #RetroTech
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Secondhand Blu-ray player, so my kids can use the physical discs easier to watch movies and listen to music. And I also want to get back to physical media more.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nitecore Tini 3 for on my keys.
The HC60 is for in and around the house. I had some 16850 batteries laying around from my Raspberry Pi's. But they don't have a button on the positive side. Tested with a little magnet as the button and it works. But for now the included battery works fine.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This goofy ass motherfucker made me chuckle...
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM