Xyphoid Process
@xyphoidprocess.bsky.social
Old fuck who likes music, DIY, 3D Printing, (Retro) Gaming, RC Drifting and other random (retro) shit.
Finished the pit walls on my #DIY #BoardgameTable. Also did a round over with the router on the inside and outside, because the router wouldn't fit after the walls are attached.
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Finished the pit walls on my #DIY #BoardgameTable. Also did a round over with the router on the inside and outside, because the router wouldn't fit after the walls are attached.
How to hide the fucking "Phone connect" from the Windows 11 Home startmenu? I didn't fucking ask for this #Microsoft
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
How to hide the fucking "Phone connect" from the Windows 11 Home startmenu? I didn't fucking ask for this #Microsoft
I hope the U.S. won't finish Hitler's playbook before I finish reading Mein Kampf (I'm halfway through). If so, I hope the apocalypse will occur before I finish reading the bible (haven't started yet).
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I hope the U.S. won't finish Hitler's playbook before I finish reading Mein Kampf (I'm halfway through). If so, I hope the apocalypse will occur before I finish reading the bible (haven't started yet).
Pedophile Protector with small pp.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Pedophile Protector with small pp.
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Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
Started a new project (while a hundred others are still on hold, laying around in plain sight). A #DIY #BoardgameTable that can be used as a dinner table too.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Started a new project (while a hundred others are still on hold, laying around in plain sight). A #DIY #BoardgameTable that can be used as a dinner table too.
My son almost hit me with his toy car. I am lucky to be alive. I was seriously wounded, but I am recovering from this harrowing ordeal. I suspect my son is a paid instigator...
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My son almost hit me with his toy car. I am lucky to be alive. I was seriously wounded, but I am recovering from this harrowing ordeal. I suspect my son is a paid instigator...
Hey, stupid mother fuckers! Starship Troopers was meant as a warning! Dumb fucks!
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hey, stupid mother fuckers! Starship Troopers was meant as a warning! Dumb fucks!
So, driving a car in the U.S. makes you a terrorist now?
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
So, driving a car in the U.S. makes you a terrorist now?
#Bambulab is bullying me again to force me to connect the X1C to the internet. Now I can't send any prints to my printer in LAN mode anymore. I'll be using an SD card now. But my next printer is definitely not going to be a Bambulab.
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#Bambulab is bullying me again to force me to connect the X1C to the internet. Now I can't send any prints to my printer in LAN mode anymore. I'll be using an SD card now. But my next printer is definitely not going to be a Bambulab.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
You are nothing... Compared to the number of galaxies.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You are nothing... Compared to the number of galaxies.
New keyboard. Designed in The Netherlands.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New keyboard. Designed in The Netherlands.
After one internal usb2 adapter, one usb2 pci card and lots of swearing, I finally got my Conbee II stick working on #HomeAssistant in a VM on #TrueNAS. Found out I could just use USB3 on my motherboard, but needed to passthrough the complete controller. So bought another pci card (this time USB3).
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After one internal usb2 adapter, one usb2 pci card and lots of swearing, I finally got my Conbee II stick working on #HomeAssistant in a VM on #TrueNAS. Found out I could just use USB3 on my motherboard, but needed to passthrough the complete controller. So bought another pci card (this time USB3).
Boycott these fuckers.
Making jokes about anything is ok. But participating in this is just fucking evil.
Making jokes about anything is ok. But participating in this is just fucking evil.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Boycott these fuckers.
Making jokes about anything is ok. But participating in this is just fucking evil.
Making jokes about anything is ok. But participating in this is just fucking evil.
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Grammarian and Errorist are at it again! 🖊️
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Grammarian and Errorist are at it again! 🖊️
You know you're old when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner with mop function. #PhilipsAquatrio9000
His older brother just broke its hose. I could repair it, but it's moved on to a #DIY project cleaner.
His older brother just broke its hose. I could repair it, but it's moved on to a #DIY project cleaner.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You know you're old when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner with mop function. #PhilipsAquatrio9000
His older brother just broke its hose. I could repair it, but it's moved on to a #DIY project cleaner.
His older brother just broke its hose. I could repair it, but it's moved on to a #DIY project cleaner.
Tried making video's with my old #Samsung S10 HMX H104BP camcorder, hoping they would come out all grainy and hipster like. But the quality is actually still ok. Too crappy to not use my #CanonEOSR or my #Pixel8Pro. But too good to be artsy fartsy. Just like me. #RetroTech
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tried making video's with my old #Samsung S10 HMX H104BP camcorder, hoping they would come out all grainy and hipster like. But the quality is actually still ok. Too crappy to not use my #CanonEOSR or my #Pixel8Pro. But too good to be artsy fartsy. Just like me. #RetroTech
Secondhand Blu-ray player, so my kids can use the physical discs easier to watch movies and listen to music. And I also want to get back to physical media more.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Secondhand Blu-ray player, so my kids can use the physical discs easier to watch movies and listen to music. And I also want to get back to physical media more.
Nitecore Tini 3 for on my keys.
The HC60 is for in and around the house. I had some 16850 batteries laying around from my Raspberry Pi's. But they don't have a button on the positive side. Tested with a little magnet as the button and it works. But for now the included battery works fine.
The HC60 is for in and around the house. I had some 16850 batteries laying around from my Raspberry Pi's. But they don't have a button on the positive side. Tested with a little magnet as the button and it works. But for now the included battery works fine.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nitecore Tini 3 for on my keys.
The HC60 is for in and around the house. I had some 16850 batteries laying around from my Raspberry Pi's. But they don't have a button on the positive side. Tested with a little magnet as the button and it works. But for now the included battery works fine.
The HC60 is for in and around the house. I had some 16850 batteries laying around from my Raspberry Pi's. But they don't have a button on the positive side. Tested with a little magnet as the button and it works. But for now the included battery works fine.
This goofy ass motherfucker made me chuckle...
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This goofy ass motherfucker made me chuckle...