Xopher Sean 🥷🏾
@xophersean.bsky.social
Runner 🏃🏾♂️ Dreamer 💭
FL Boy Navigating the CA wilderness 🧗🏾♂️
Chief Fry Officer 🍟
Unserious Virgo ♍️
FL Boy Navigating the CA wilderness 🧗🏾♂️
Chief Fry Officer 🍟
Unserious Virgo ♍️
If I go to the pit for yaw calling that man superhead, I’m bringing yaw with me. Gon pack them bags
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If I go to the pit for yaw calling that man superhead, I’m bringing yaw with me. Gon pack them bags
In other news, can someone help me not get killed every time I go topside in Arc Raiders?!?
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In other news, can someone help me not get killed every time I go topside in Arc Raiders?!?
I know I talk a lot of shit about my new home state and I do so out of love and confusion. CA is too rich, smart and innovative to contour struggling like this. Like let’s stop the bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I know I talk a lot of shit about my new home state and I do so out of love and confusion. CA is too rich, smart and innovative to contour struggling like this. Like let’s stop the bullshit
I reject the assertion that “the project was being politicized by President Donald Trump’s administration.”
This is common fucking sense Sacramento. This was just a terrible fucking idea, full stop.
apple.news/AIUsuwsg5Sea...
This is common fucking sense Sacramento. This was just a terrible fucking idea, full stop.
apple.news/AIUsuwsg5Sea...
Feds call Sacramento’s new homeless parking idea ‘ridiculous.’ Is it doomed? — The Sacramento Bee
A U.S. Department of Transportation spokesperson called it “disturbing, reprehensible and dystopian,” while blasting Gov. Gavin Newsom.
apple.news
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I reject the assertion that “the project was being politicized by President Donald Trump’s administration.”
This is common fucking sense Sacramento. This was just a terrible fucking idea, full stop.
apple.news/AIUsuwsg5Sea...
This is common fucking sense Sacramento. This was just a terrible fucking idea, full stop.
apple.news/AIUsuwsg5Sea...
Uuuuuh where are the sharks!?!? If this ain’t blood in the water then I ain’t a nigga
And I woke up real af this morning 🙃🥷🏾
And I woke up real af this morning 🙃🥷🏾
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Uuuuuh where are the sharks!?!? If this ain’t blood in the water then I ain’t a nigga
And I woke up real af this morning 🙃🥷🏾
And I woke up real af this morning 🙃🥷🏾
I just realized I am Sun Jin-Woo cuz I’m been solo leveling my whole career. No epic boss fights, but I BEEN in the dungeons.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just realized I am Sun Jin-Woo cuz I’m been solo leveling my whole career. No epic boss fights, but I BEEN in the dungeons.
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*the guillotine
Idc who they are, how famous they are, how rich they are etc. if they touched kids, give them life in prison.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*the guillotine
then went to Ecuador and partied some more 🤣
...and then went to the Oscars afterparty and rapped to his own song while dancing with an Oscar in his hand.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
then went to Ecuador and partied some more 🤣
Aye, maybe Aaron Rodgers should mentor Trevor Lawrence. Maybe they both will learn something in the process.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Aye, maybe Aaron Rodgers should mentor Trevor Lawrence. Maybe they both will learn something in the process.
Jags lost
Flight cancelled
show me my opponent. I been ready to fight
Flight cancelled
show me my opponent. I been ready to fight
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Jags lost
Flight cancelled
show me my opponent. I been ready to fight
Flight cancelled
show me my opponent. I been ready to fight
Connecting flight from SD to Sac was cancelled tonight. THANK YOU CONSERVATIVES 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Connecting flight from SD to Sac was cancelled tonight. THANK YOU CONSERVATIVES 🙃
You ever be so mad all you can do is laugh
the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
ALT: the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You ever be so mad all you can do is laugh
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I’m so fucking mad rn
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m so fucking mad rn
The jaguars are so stressful
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The jaguars are so stressful
Mashed has to be the clear winner
Now if we talking type of mash, there may be a discussion
Now if we talking type of mash, there may be a discussion
mashed potatoes or potato salad
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mashed has to be the clear winner
Now if we talking type of mash, there may be a discussion
Now if we talking type of mash, there may be a discussion
This whole dark skin vs mid tone vibe is gon take me out.
Tf yaw talking bout!?
Tf yaw talking bout!?
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This whole dark skin vs mid tone vibe is gon take me out.
Tf yaw talking bout!?
Tf yaw talking bout!?
Nigga Shit = Best Genre EVERR!
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nigga Shit = Best Genre EVERR!
Rick & Morty is comedic GOLD and you can’t prove me wrong
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rick & Morty is comedic GOLD and you can’t prove me wrong
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
On real bad days it’s that retro Kirk that gets me right. Ain’t nothing like Melodies from Heaven to keep me from cussing a bih out
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
On real bad days it’s that retro Kirk that gets me right. Ain’t nothing like Melodies from Heaven to keep me from cussing a bih out
I was about to snap at work today and this album brought me back from the brink. What’s your go to calming music??
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I was about to snap at work today and this album brought me back from the brink. What’s your go to calming music??
Ed, Edd & Eddy was PEAK 🤌🏾
fight me
fight me
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Ed, Edd & Eddy was PEAK 🤌🏾
fight me
fight me
Aaaand I see NOTHING wrong with Lover Girl. That was a masterpiece
- A Superhero
- A Superhero
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Aaaand I see NOTHING wrong with Lover Girl. That was a masterpiece
- A Superhero
- A Superhero
You ever be talking to somebody and just wanna respond “Sah dah tay” but can’t because you the only 🥷🏾 in the convo???
a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a feather boa .
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a feather boa .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You ever be talking to somebody and just wanna respond “Sah dah tay” but can’t because you the only 🥷🏾 in the convo???