Maximum Himbo
@xiphosb4.bsky.social
AKA Zaddy Supreme
Lover of science. Opponent of pseudo-science and crankery.
Comic Books. Science Fiction. Action Figures. Vintage Gaming and Computing. Art appreciation. Nature. Shitposting.
Lover of science. Opponent of pseudo-science and crankery.
Comic Books. Science Fiction. Action Figures. Vintage Gaming and Computing. Art appreciation. Nature. Shitposting.
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Maximum Himbo
@xiphosb4.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
122.5 new (to me) albums.
September 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
122.5 new (to me) albums.
Didn't much feel like cooking. Made Leicester and lettuce on whole wheat with some dill pickle kettle chips on the side. Quite enjoyable.
August 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Didn't much feel like cooking. Made Leicester and lettuce on whole wheat with some dill pickle kettle chips on the side. Quite enjoyable.
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Dirty money, filthy lucre, the very definition, all ‘of em in a row at January’s inauguration…just chillin like villains. One of them even looks like a dimestore Lex Luther.
The hoard always rots.
The hoard always rots.
August 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dirty money, filthy lucre, the very definition, all ‘of em in a row at January’s inauguration…just chillin like villains. One of them even looks like a dimestore Lex Luther.
The hoard always rots.
The hoard always rots.
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You know you've talked about Ninja Sex Party one too many times when your phone's predictive text has "Sexbang" as a stored word.
August 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You know you've talked about Ninja Sex Party one too many times when your phone's predictive text has "Sexbang" as a stored word.
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Anyone need a heap of reptiles magazines from the 90’s?
August 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anyone need a heap of reptiles magazines from the 90’s?
Did Americans decide overeating is no longer our national sport? Literally every buffet chain I remember from when I was young are defunct.
August 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Did Americans decide overeating is no longer our national sport? Literally every buffet chain I remember from when I was young are defunct.
A MAGA saying "He won the election, y'all need to move on." is a hilarious statement because of its complete lack of self-awareness.
August 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A MAGA saying "He won the election, y'all need to move on." is a hilarious statement because of its complete lack of self-awareness.
Colt .45, semiautomatic. Play-Doh.
August 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Colt .45, semiautomatic. Play-Doh.
Real ones will know.
August 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Real ones will know.
Every time someone tells me to eat a bag of Dicks...
August 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every time someone tells me to eat a bag of Dicks...
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TFW you're playing with your HiFi gear and forgetting about what a shitty day you had at work.
a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway
Alt: Christian Bale dancing in a clear plastic rain coat from American Psycho
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
TFW you're playing with your HiFi gear and forgetting about what a shitty day you had at work.
Cabot Cove, the most dangerous small town in America.
August 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Cabot Cove, the most dangerous small town in America.
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Ran out of tortillas, GF used paratha instead for our tofu scramble breakfast burritos.
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August 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ran out of tortillas, GF used paratha instead for our tofu scramble breakfast burritos.
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