I've been patient for years. Never found a copy I didn't think was vastly overpriced for the grade.

We don't have a functioning government right now.

Somewhere I have a CD of a drummer that plays 5 gallon buckets.

We'll eat the gods once we finish feasting on the rich.

Everything must be a crossover SUV because... reasons?

First computer in the home was some flavor of the original Macintosh. First computer that was mine and not a shared family computer was a 486.

Renting a cargo van for a day is way cheaper than even 1 piece of furniture.

I turned my coworker on to free furniture on CL, and he scheduled 3 pickups the same day to maximize the value. Got some large solid wood pieces that even at the thrift would have been several hundred each.

Again?

I can't imagine leading such a charmed life that I could even muster the energy to give half a shit and a rusty fuck about a shitty restaurant's logo.

These people have no real problems in life.

Cheese and rice...

Never played them.

Sooooo many good pieces given away free on Craigslist.

I rarely buy furniture new. Older stuff is usually better and more affordable.

They make "old comic book" scented candles... I've been afraid to purchase one.

Would be hilarious if we just flooded it reporting TFG's crimes one at a time.

Some of my coworkers would make fun of me for having Werther's in my pocket, then ask me for one.