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Xicacha
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Skeeting into the void.
Day 4 done and dusted!! Amazing weekend. No notes. #Lollapalooza
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Day 3 done! Got my face melted off by Doechii and had a blast at Twice! #Lollapalooza
August 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
4 years ago when @karnythia.bsky.social introduced me to the high life in Lollapalooza platinum. I have never recovered. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Living my best life at Lolla. My faves so far: Durand Bernarr (who I met after the show and got a hug from!), Magdalena Bay, Tyler the Creator, Tanner Addell, and Foster the People. About to see Olivia Rodrigo. Stressed about missing Korn. #Lollapalooza
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its raining lightly and I'm sitting under my patio umbrella enjoying my coffee and staring at my plants like the coastal grandmother I aspire to be.

But Dora hates the umbrella and won't lay under it so she's laying by the patio door staring pathetically wanting me to come inside.
July 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today's adorable little harvest.

Getting up in the morning, picking stuff out of my garden and then having a coffee with Endora on the deck is truly the life.

How did humans fuck this up so bad?
July 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nah its cool Endora. I didn't actually want to be stretched out and comfortable anymore.
July 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh. So uh...what y'all been up to over here?
July 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So. Along with ~ 6000 of my colleagues at Microsoft/LinkedIn, I was laid off on Tuesday.

I...guess that's all I have to say about that, lolsmh.
May 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Love sitting in a meeting to review custom insights that I've spent two weeks putting together only for half of my work to get put in the appendix because "too many slides" when I literally just replicated the slides they asked for with the new data.
May 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Generative AI is indefensible
May 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm walking through the park to my nephew's babseball game and just passed another game where "Pumped Up Kicks" is being used as a walk-on song for a middle school aged kid.

That's... a choice.
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Every visible part of him look like the last thing God did that day.
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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First of all, he's lying because he's ugly.
Now when I start saying faking a relationship to get sex out of somebody is coercive and getting sex by way of deception or coercion is called what everybody…

Boy really said “I could get what I want if I lie” instead going to find somebody who wants that dynamic.
May 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can't remember if I used my water pik this morning but I'll never forget this.
Never forget. MORE white women voted for Trump, each of the three (3) times he ran for office.

Never forgive this.
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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this is the worst lie anyone has ever told
April 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sports auntie on duty! ⚾️
April 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I really enjoy my Z Flip 4, even though I'm well aware that it's a piece of crap. But now I need a new phone (because Z Flips are garbage) and I can't decide if I want to get another Z Flip (because they are so cute😭😭) or a Galaxy.
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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this is literally us now
April 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Today's doggy daycare photos are winners.
April 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Killer Queen
Without saying Don't Stop Me Now, fav Queen song?
April 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Its take your kids to work day in my office today, and I just decided my agenda for the day will be focused on hoing around and stealing babies to hold. It's all just too cute.
April 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM