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GARVEY
@xgarveyx.bsky.social
I write, I edit, I ate the last slice of pizza.

https://medium.com/@GARVEYlit

He/She/They Neurozesty Eldritch Millennial

#Writing #Editing #BlackSky
Hey Writers! I'm cutting my #editing rates for the rest of the month while I get my website up and running. DMs are open for inquiries.
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ALT: a cartoon of a man talking on a cell phone with the words captain what you say written below him
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December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Both Pirates of Dark Water (one of my favorite cartoons of all time), and North by Northwest (one of my favorite movies of all time) are both available for free to stream and I'm losing my mind, even though the streaming quality of Pirates is cheeks and I've not seen it since 1992.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My #autism win today was seeing my daughter to go the cafeteria at school and pick out the lunch she wanted.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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VIVA LA ANTIFrog ✊🏿💚🐸
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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MVmedia celebrates Black Speculative Fiction Month by offering our 2025 releases at a special discount! Our current releases represent the diversity of Black Speculative Fiction and the Best of the Black Fantastic. Start your amazing creative journey today!
www.mvmediaatl.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My wife got me into the horror genre and picks the movies for the entire month of October.

For October 1st, we watched Found Footage: the Making of the Patterson Project.

It's a horror/comedy that nails both while delivering a self parody during the filming of the filming.

8.5/10
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October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Dad, do we have the bread I like?*

"Yeah, just got some."

"Cool, so I can have some French toast, then."
the rock is making a funny face and saying `` i guess '' while standing in front of a group of men .
ALT: the rock is making a funny face and saying `` i guess '' while standing in front of a group of men .
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September 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I'm a firm believer we can all learn from one another, from watching each other go through the entire editing process. I'm also a firm believer in leading by example, so for my patrons, I am cracking open the books and revealing the grit of my self-editing process!

www.patreon.com/posts/charli...
Charlie's Process - Editing Book 1, continued! | Charlie Knight
Get more from Charlie Knight on Patreon
www.patreon.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.

Joy Reid nailed it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Netflix gotta censor these shows.

I just watched an arena full of people publicly shit on Logan Paul.
September 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I don't even want to pick a favorite in this damn flight, but bring the heat!
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I dedicated Butt Pirates to...people like me. People who needed to get away to survive. Who truly understand the meaning of found family. The dedication is one of my favorite parts of my debut novel because it's what people like me deserve to hear.
🍑🏴‍☠️ Convincing you to read TEMPEST TAKE ME HOME based on just the dedication 👀

Ebook and paperback copies are available. You can even get a signed copy and box of goodies! And over on Itch, you can pay what you'd like to download.

Buttpirates.carrd.co
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lissen. I'll shed not a tear for (racist, homophobic, rape apologist, walking turd, and all-around evil ghoul) lil' Chucky looking up at us right now, but this was a bonehead move on her part.

gizmodo.com/dc-ends-red-...
DC Ends 'Red Hood' Comic After Writer's Charlie Kirk Comments
In a statement to press, DC said
gizmodo.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wanna know how fried my brain is?

I was trying to explain how I'm feeling to my wife as I hadn't eaten yet. The best I could come up with was I was horny, but for food.

I forgot how to say 'hungry'.

Y'all, send help.
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My smoke detector started going off last night (in changing the battery in an hour), and I take it as a personal indictment
September 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#autistic AF win of the day:

My five year old and I were driving around and out of nowhere told me that they could hear their thoughts.

When I asked who it sounds like (for some reason I hear Christian Slater), she shocked me to my core...

"You."

She went back to looking for fluffy dogs
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August 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay, I'm not so angry right now. I'll be pissed again in ten minutes.
The antics of golden
retriever 😂
August 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
August 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Have you noticed how the #MAGA hat, 'fuck your feelings', antiintellectual, neo-luddite "patriots" proudly display tattered and dirty US flags on their lifted truck nuts?

I'm (not even remotely) shocked that they don't realize that it's disrespectful to the flag and burning it isn't.
August 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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"If this is achieved and Pandora's box opens it could pose extraordinary risks."
Scientist Warns That New Synthetic Lifeform Could Spell Doom for Humankind
Scientists are already for research into synthetic "mirror" lifeforms to be banned outright in order to save humanity.
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August 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It pisses me off that marketing our books actually works.
a baby is laying on the ground in a pile of leaves with the words `` i dont wanna '' .
Alt: a toddler-sized child on the ground, flailing around and screaming, "I don't wanna"
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August 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Autistic AF daughter playing Mass Effect for the first time:

"Look, it's Nihilis! He's my new friend!!"

Me:
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August 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are absolutely, demonstrably, objectively evil people walking around and shitting on humanity as a whole, and we lose yet another shining light.

www.nbcboston.com/news/local/n...
'Nicest judge in the world' Frank Caprio dies after cancer recurrence
Beloved Rhode Island Judge Frank Caprio has died after a cancer diagnosis, according to posts on his popular social media pages.
www.nbcboston.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM