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GARVEY
@xgarveyx.bsky.social
I write, I edit, I ate the last slice of pizza.

https://medium.com/@GARVEYlit

He/She/They Neurozesty Eldritch Millennial

#Writing #Editing #BlackSky
I don't even want to pick a favorite in this damn flight, but bring the heat!
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I have SAD. This is a loving, breathing hell that wants to stab me in the dark
August 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
That a Gigantamax Snorlax exists is as blissfully on brand as it is mildly unsettling. Like an adorable case of megalophobia.
June 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is my cat Guts. He's not a Pokemon.
June 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Did you know that Snorlax was based off of Koji Nishino (and Pokemon game dev), an actual person?!

Apparently, homie loves to eat and sleep (girl, same), so they based a character off of his likeness- hopefully with his permission, but the way that Japan is about IP law... Doubtful.
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There's no way this isn't racially motivated.

And don't think we don't know about Jynx!
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No, seriously.
June 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don't even know why I'm trying to front. 90% of my books are digital.
June 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Most people with Seasonal Affective Disorder are depressed during the colder months, but for the unlucky like me, my #bipolar goes absolutely nuts as soon as it hits 70 degrees, normally starting in late May.

It's painful for me and everyone around me, but laughing at it can help.
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#Autism win is the day. Remembered that I have ABZU on my PS4. Daughter got to indulge in her animal special interest and swim with fish for half an hours.

She wanted to see my Shephard's fish and space hamster first, of course.
June 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The hamster is Fluffy by the way.

She's so much cooler than I could ever hope to be.
May 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
After having an #autistic ass meltdown about it, my daughter is all smiles. First tooth!!

Little chaos gremlin.
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
May 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
About twenty years ago, I all but abandoned reading #comics from #DC or #Marvel for smaller press publishers like #Image, Dynamite, and the late Lion Forge Comics.

I've been reading Image's The Power Fantasy- one of the most satisfying comics I've read in years. The Big Two can't match this level.
April 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You think that's bad?
April 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Huh. Looks like that suspiciously-timed Circle Week did precisely fuck all for #Target.

whoops.
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fun day at the park with my daughter.
March 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Before he got himself MeToo'd out of a career, Warren Ellis was my favorite writer. I'm still in my feelings about him, but I think it's time for another #Transmetropolitan reread. It's painfully relevant every four years, and right now, I need to read about someone keen to burn shit for a reason.
March 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM

Hanging out at the park with my roll dawg.
December 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
They showed the set photos months ago, and I was desperately hoping that it was a trick of the light, or that they had a late-arc glow up, but to find that it's EVERYONE?! #blacksky
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Girl, I hope that the third act involves a new barbershop, because everybody's hair is COOKED. #Superman #JamesGunn
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 PM