Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
@xenojive.bsky.social
"Writing rhymes on picket signs"
Hip-Hop 🎤, MCFC ⚽️, Pro Wrestling 💪, Geek 🎮 & Lefty shitposting 💣
Hip-Hop 🎤, MCFC ⚽️, Pro Wrestling 💪, Geek 🎮 & Lefty shitposting 💣
Pinned
Kurupt from the Dogg Pound said "Blue Moon"
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Being MAGA is so sad culturally, since you have to stop liking shit all the time you’re left artistically with kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and those shitty TikTok “comedians” who make weird, gurning-face reaction videos
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Being MAGA is so sad culturally, since you have to stop liking shit all the time you’re left artistically with kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and those shitty TikTok “comedians” who make weird, gurning-face reaction videos
Look at Pep
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Look at Pep
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wonder what obscure interpretation of the rules are gonna fuck us today 🤣
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
wonder what obscure interpretation of the rules are gonna fuck us today 🤣
Should be a red for Szobo
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Should be a red for Szobo
Rayan Ait-Nouri has to pass that
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Rayan Ait-Nouri has to pass that
Same end as the Mahrez miss btw
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Same end as the Mahrez miss btw
Typical game at Anfield innit
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Typical game at Anfield innit
Donnarumma is not Ederson
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Donnarumma is not Ederson
Playing Animal Crossing all night into morning and didn't realize the City Women's match was on!
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Playing Animal Crossing all night into morning and didn't realize the City Women's match was on!
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"Why always me"
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"Why always me"
You just know Pep is gonna sub Haaland on in the 71st
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
You just know Pep is gonna sub Haaland on in the 71st
Last week I would've called BS on this but after Pep has been on the geopolitics tour, I think this is a possibility and probably why he's more comfortable speaking up now.
#ManCity
#ManCity
BREAKING: There is uncertainty over whether Pep Guardiola will see out his #ManCity contract. The expectation is a decision on whether he stays until 2027 will be made towards - or after - the end of this season. It is seen as improbable that he will renew.
[Sami Mokbel, BBC Sport]
[Sami Mokbel, BBC Sport]
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Last week I would've called BS on this but after Pep has been on the geopolitics tour, I think this is a possibility and probably why he's more comfortable speaking up now.
#ManCity
#ManCity
Listening to the presser with Pep talking about the state of the world and honestly when Pep goes, I'd be happy if the ownership group fucked off as well.
#ManCity
#ManCity
“Humanity is better than ever in terms of possibilities. We can reach the moon, we can do everything. But still right now we kill each other. For what? For what?”
Pep Guardiola on why he feels the need to use his voice to highlight the evils in the world.
Thank you Pep
Pep Guardiola on why he feels the need to use his voice to highlight the evils in the world.
Thank you Pep
February 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Listening to the presser with Pep talking about the state of the world and honestly when Pep goes, I'd be happy if the ownership group fucked off as well.
#ManCity
#ManCity
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you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Lmao christ
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Lmao christ
Bro
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Bro
I would take a draw at Spurs every season. It's the January results that have been a disappointment
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I would take a draw at Spurs every season. It's the January results that have been a disappointment
Ref will make sure this happens
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Ref will make sure this happens
Just have to be tidy now. We've been shit in 2nd halves
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Just have to be tidy now. We've been shit in 2nd halves
Antoine "Spurs killer" Semenyo
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Antoine "Spurs killer" Semenyo
Pep is FUMING
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Pep is FUMING