Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
@xenojive.bsky.social
"Writing rhymes on picket signs"

Hip-Hop 🎤, MCFC ⚽️, Pro Wrestling 💪, Geek 🎮 & Lefty shitposting 💣
I'm up in there!
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Got a cuppa and captain Steph on the tele LFG
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Buzzing to see Nico O'Reilly, Nico Gonzalez, Doku, Cherki

Oh no...does that mean there's an updated Haaland or Rayan Ait-Nouri coming
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Both of our "makeshift" fullbacks have really kicked on this season but O'Reilly has been magnificent
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Remember:

injectable covid/flu vaccine = bad

injectable GLP-1 = FUCKING GREAT SIGN ME UP
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Would rather nuclear power than pointless data centres
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Foden choking Cherki

Choking the Cherki the chocolate chicken
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Missus just said Fabio Silva looks like he's about to play the mixed doubles tennis in 1985
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The missus just asked "at some point Hans has to get tired"
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM