Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
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Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Does it need to be said?
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
I've been running up against these people for almost three decades now.
The one thing that never changes?
An inability to figure out the whole "your vs you're" thing.
The one thing that never changes?
An inability to figure out the whole "your vs you're" thing.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I've been running up against these people for almost three decades now.
The one thing that never changes?
An inability to figure out the whole "your vs you're" thing.
The one thing that never changes?
An inability to figure out the whole "your vs you're" thing.
Grammar question.
"She started licking up the semen."
vs.
"She started licking the semen up."
Is this a British vs American thing or what?
"She started licking up the semen."
vs.
"She started licking the semen up."
Is this a British vs American thing or what?
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Grammar question.
"She started licking up the semen."
vs.
"She started licking the semen up."
Is this a British vs American thing or what?
"She started licking up the semen."
vs.
"She started licking the semen up."
Is this a British vs American thing or what?
There's this very small enclave of erotic fiction writers tucked there in between Black Creative Professionals and some Finnish and French Progressives.
Not sure how that maps out, but I don't belong to any of those three groups (except being progressive in general, which is true).
Not sure how that maps out, but I don't belong to any of those three groups (except being progressive in general, which is true).
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
There's this very small enclave of erotic fiction writers tucked there in between Black Creative Professionals and some Finnish and French Progressives.
Not sure how that maps out, but I don't belong to any of those three groups (except being progressive in general, which is true).
Not sure how that maps out, but I don't belong to any of those three groups (except being progressive in general, which is true).
The pics used are from a whole bunch of different family dynamics from different eras.
In the 80s, the Stupid Dad was the butt of every joke. He was clearly incompetent and had to apologise every episode for his stupidity or carelessness.
Al Bundy. Tim the Tool Man. Homer Simpson. All idiots.
In the 80s, the Stupid Dad was the butt of every joke. He was clearly incompetent and had to apologise every episode for his stupidity or carelessness.
Al Bundy. Tim the Tool Man. Homer Simpson. All idiots.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The pics used are from a whole bunch of different family dynamics from different eras.
In the 80s, the Stupid Dad was the butt of every joke. He was clearly incompetent and had to apologise every episode for his stupidity or carelessness.
Al Bundy. Tim the Tool Man. Homer Simpson. All idiots.
In the 80s, the Stupid Dad was the butt of every joke. He was clearly incompetent and had to apologise every episode for his stupidity or carelessness.
Al Bundy. Tim the Tool Man. Homer Simpson. All idiots.
"Alright," the therapist asked. "When do you think your marital troubles started."
"Well..."
"Well..."
February 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
"Alright," the therapist asked. "When do you think your marital troubles started."
"Well..."
"Well..."
Via bae, discovered a new chinese idiom today:
"settlement after autumn" is 秋后算账
It literally refers to farmers being permitted to pay their debts after the harvest.
Metaphorically, "Imma fuck you up later when I have a better chance."
"settlement after autumn" is 秋后算账
It literally refers to farmers being permitted to pay their debts after the harvest.
Metaphorically, "Imma fuck you up later when I have a better chance."
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Via bae, discovered a new chinese idiom today:
"settlement after autumn" is 秋后算账
It literally refers to farmers being permitted to pay their debts after the harvest.
Metaphorically, "Imma fuck you up later when I have a better chance."
"settlement after autumn" is 秋后算账
It literally refers to farmers being permitted to pay their debts after the harvest.
Metaphorically, "Imma fuck you up later when I have a better chance."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/k...
Nobody wants to play with you, you fascist clown.
www.cbc.ca/news/world/k...
Nobody wants to play with you, you fascist clown.
Trump plans to close Kennedy Center for 2 years for reconstruction work | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump said Sunday he will move to close Washington's Kennedy Center performing arts venue for two years starting in July for construction.
www.cbc.ca
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/k...
Nobody wants to play with you, you fascist clown.
www.cbc.ca/news/world/k...
Nobody wants to play with you, you fascist clown.
Why are these people so proud of being ignorant?
"Huh-yuk. I'm so dumb I couldn't understand those big words. Hyuk."
Jesus.
You're not supposed to brag about that.
"Huh-yuk. I'm so dumb I couldn't understand those big words. Hyuk."
Jesus.
You're not supposed to brag about that.
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Why are these people so proud of being ignorant?
"Huh-yuk. I'm so dumb I couldn't understand those big words. Hyuk."
Jesus.
You're not supposed to brag about that.
"Huh-yuk. I'm so dumb I couldn't understand those big words. Hyuk."
Jesus.
You're not supposed to brag about that.
Presumably, they just built another island somewhere else and they're continue to rape children.
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Presumably, they just built another island somewhere else and they're continue to rape children.
Those little book nook kits are really cool.
But
Um
You guys have space on your bookshelves?
But
Um
You guys have space on your bookshelves?
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Those little book nook kits are really cool.
But
Um
You guys have space on your bookshelves?
But
Um
You guys have space on your bookshelves?
My favourite part of Elysium is where they reboot the database with "Citizenship (Default = True)" and that fixes their entire society.
Don't know why I was thinking of that today.
And some friends were like, "As if!!"
And the tech friends were like, "Well, to be honest..."
Don't know why I was thinking of that today.
And some friends were like, "As if!!"
And the tech friends were like, "Well, to be honest..."
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My favourite part of Elysium is where they reboot the database with "Citizenship (Default = True)" and that fixes their entire society.
Don't know why I was thinking of that today.
And some friends were like, "As if!!"
And the tech friends were like, "Well, to be honest..."
Don't know why I was thinking of that today.
And some friends were like, "As if!!"
And the tech friends were like, "Well, to be honest..."
I'm guessing that anything a man could do where he's unabashedly smiling and enjoying himself would be a red flag to her.
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'm guessing that anything a man could do where he's unabashedly smiling and enjoying himself would be a red flag to her.
... and then I got a little older and realise lots of homeless people DO dies on benches in the winter.
But we don't dedicate the benches to them.
In fact, we try very hard to forget about them entirely.
But we don't dedicate the benches to them.
In fact, we try very hard to forget about them entirely.
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
... and then I got a little older and realise lots of homeless people DO dies on benches in the winter.
But we don't dedicate the benches to them.
In fact, we try very hard to forget about them entirely.
But we don't dedicate the benches to them.
In fact, we try very hard to forget about them entirely.
www.str8ts.com puzzles are labelled with a difficulty of 1-4 stars.
Today's are labelled ⭐⭐ and ⭐⭐⭐⭐
However...
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐ is at least a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
😓
Today's are labelled ⭐⭐ and ⭐⭐⭐⭐
However...
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐ is at least a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
😓
str8ts.com - Main Page
Str8ts is a brand new puzzle that rivals Sudoku for sophistication and depth. Daily and extreme weekly puzzles. Str8ts is available for print and in books.
www.str8ts.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
www.str8ts.com puzzles are labelled with a difficulty of 1-4 stars.
Today's are labelled ⭐⭐ and ⭐⭐⭐⭐
However...
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐ is at least a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
😓
Today's are labelled ⭐⭐ and ⭐⭐⭐⭐
However...
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐ is at least a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
😓
Can you tell what anime I've been watching?
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can you tell what anime I've been watching?
February is the standard month for mourning in traditional Roman times.
Maybe that's why they kept stealing days from it to make August longer or whatever.
Anyway.
I'm just saying, "Save your resolutions for March when things are warming up and more hopeful."
Maybe that's why they kept stealing days from it to make August longer or whatever.
Anyway.
I'm just saying, "Save your resolutions for March when things are warming up and more hopeful."
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
February is the standard month for mourning in traditional Roman times.
Maybe that's why they kept stealing days from it to make August longer or whatever.
Anyway.
I'm just saying, "Save your resolutions for March when things are warming up and more hopeful."
Maybe that's why they kept stealing days from it to make August longer or whatever.
Anyway.
I'm just saying, "Save your resolutions for March when things are warming up and more hopeful."
A)
"You hurt my feelings"
should NOT get
"No I didn't! What are you talking about?"
B)
"You are too nice to your friends. I don't like how generous you are"
should be met with
"That's who I am. Don't try to change me."
--
In A), you're being "defensive".
In B), you're just defending yourself.
"You hurt my feelings"
should NOT get
"No I didn't! What are you talking about?"
B)
"You are too nice to your friends. I don't like how generous you are"
should be met with
"That's who I am. Don't try to change me."
--
In A), you're being "defensive".
In B), you're just defending yourself.
Yeah.
The "How dare you defend yourself!" people are awful.
"I'm trying to improve you! Why are you getting so defensive?!"
Yuck.
The "How dare you defend yourself!" people are awful.
"I'm trying to improve you! Why are you getting so defensive?!"
Yuck.
January 26, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A)
"You hurt my feelings"
should NOT get
"No I didn't! What are you talking about?"
B)
"You are too nice to your friends. I don't like how generous you are"
should be met with
"That's who I am. Don't try to change me."
--
In A), you're being "defensive".
In B), you're just defending yourself.
"You hurt my feelings"
should NOT get
"No I didn't! What are you talking about?"
B)
"You are too nice to your friends. I don't like how generous you are"
should be met with
"That's who I am. Don't try to change me."
--
In A), you're being "defensive".
In B), you're just defending yourself.
Roll to see if I'm getting drunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5...
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Roll to see if I'm getting drunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5...
"They stayed a little back"
What he means, if you're wondering, is that American fighter pilots shot us in the back.
www.dvidshub.net/news/527145/....
What he means, if you're wondering, is that American fighter pilots shot us in the back.
www.dvidshub.net/news/527145/....
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"They stayed a little back"
What he means, if you're wondering, is that American fighter pilots shot us in the back.
www.dvidshub.net/news/527145/....
What he means, if you're wondering, is that American fighter pilots shot us in the back.
www.dvidshub.net/news/527145/....
wtf.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
wtf.
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Vaguely threatening...
we are in month 1 of 2026
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Vaguely threatening...
It's not just that two thirds of Switzerland speaks German (of one kind or another).
It's also the ignorance of thinking the US was critical in defeating the Nazis.
Most of the dying and killing was done by the Soviets.
Which Putin would have explained to Trump multiple times by now.
It's also the ignorance of thinking the US was critical in defeating the Nazis.
Most of the dying and killing was done by the Soviets.
Which Putin would have explained to Trump multiple times by now.
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's not just that two thirds of Switzerland speaks German (of one kind or another).
It's also the ignorance of thinking the US was critical in defeating the Nazis.
Most of the dying and killing was done by the Soviets.
Which Putin would have explained to Trump multiple times by now.
It's also the ignorance of thinking the US was critical in defeating the Nazis.
Most of the dying and killing was done by the Soviets.
Which Putin would have explained to Trump multiple times by now.
Getting better with butts.
Still need to work on hands tho.
Still need to work on hands tho.
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Getting better with butts.
Still need to work on hands tho.
Still need to work on hands tho.
I was hoping he would be an asshole to gay people and I enjoy being cruel to others.
So I voted for cruelty.
I had no idea the cruelty would come for ME! WAH!
So I voted for cruelty.
I had no idea the cruelty would come for ME! WAH!
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I was hoping he would be an asshole to gay people and I enjoy being cruel to others.
So I voted for cruelty.
I had no idea the cruelty would come for ME! WAH!
So I voted for cruelty.
I had no idea the cruelty would come for ME! WAH!