Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
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Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Does it need to be said?
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
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I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
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I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
King: Let the dog cook.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
King: Let the dog cook.
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
@literotica.com posted by first Story Game!
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
In The Mountains - Sci-Fi & Fantasy Story Games - Literotica.com
Mountaintop Retreat, Questionable Hospitality, Sexy Times.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@literotica.com posted by first Story Game!
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
Sharknado is so *yesterday*.
...
Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
...
Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
I've been calling it the Blue Sharknado.
Don’t call it a Blue Wave.
Don’t call it a Blue Tsunami.
It was clearly a #BlueMandate.
#MAGA still calls their 2024 election “victories” a #Mandate when they eked out a 1.4% win.
On Tuesday we walloped #Republicans and made them sniffle. It was a #BlueMandate!!!
We’ve got the momentum!
Don’t call it a Blue Tsunami.
It was clearly a #BlueMandate.
#MAGA still calls their 2024 election “victories” a #Mandate when they eked out a 1.4% win.
On Tuesday we walloped #Republicans and made them sniffle. It was a #BlueMandate!!!
We’ve got the momentum!
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sharknado is so *yesterday*.
...
Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
...
Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
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This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
Logically speaking...
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Logically speaking...
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
🧅🧴
🧅🧴
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
🧅🧴
🧅🧴
My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
Advent Of Code will only be 12 days this year.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Advent Of Code will only be 12 days this year.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
My special talent?
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My special talent?
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
This is cool.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is cool.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
While we're on the subject, I think it's fucking nuts that you can get drunk, know you're drunk, get in the backseat of your car to sleep it off, and still get charged with "impaired driving" in Ontario.
www.ontario.ca/files/2025-0...
"You cannot be impaired inside your car, even if it's parked."
www.ontario.ca/files/2025-0...
"You cannot be impaired inside your car, even if it's parked."
www.ontario.ca
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
While we're on the subject, I think it's fucking nuts that you can get drunk, know you're drunk, get in the backseat of your car to sleep it off, and still get charged with "impaired driving" in Ontario.
www.ontario.ca/files/2025-0...
"You cannot be impaired inside your car, even if it's parked."
www.ontario.ca/files/2025-0...
"You cannot be impaired inside your car, even if it's parked."
Luke and Han have spoken.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Luke and Han have spoken.
The thing to understand is this:
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The thing to understand is this:
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
Aha!
It works!
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
You get lost in the mountains.
You'd better take refuge somewhere before you're eaten by bobcats!
You found a place!
It's warm, it's well lit. The women running the place seem very welcoming.
Maybe... too... welcoming...
🎼🎶Dun-🎶dun-🎵duuuuuun
It works!
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
You get lost in the mountains.
You'd better take refuge somewhere before you're eaten by bobcats!
You found a place!
It's warm, it's well lit. The women running the place seem very welcoming.
Maybe... too... welcoming...
🎼🎶Dun-🎶dun-🎵duuuuuun
xavier-torch.itch.io
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Aha!
It works!
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
You get lost in the mountains.
You'd better take refuge somewhere before you're eaten by bobcats!
You found a place!
It's warm, it's well lit. The women running the place seem very welcoming.
Maybe... too... welcoming...
🎼🎶Dun-🎶dun-🎵duuuuuun
It works!
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
You get lost in the mountains.
You'd better take refuge somewhere before you're eaten by bobcats!
You found a place!
It's warm, it's well lit. The women running the place seem very welcoming.
Maybe... too... welcoming...
🎼🎶Dun-🎶dun-🎵duuuuuun
I came to this conference for the humanity.
I came to read a story about humanity.
I want to see a painting that speaks to humanity.
I came to read a story about humanity.
I want to see a painting that speaks to humanity.
I’m also really tired of seeing AI art. I don’t care if your diagram looks ugly or your photo is basic, it is instantly more interesting if it was made by a human!
The amount of AI generated art in slides at this conference, primarily used by older scientists, is killing me. Scientists please. Don’t use these ai platforms to make your figures or slides. They look bad and I have yet to see them meaningfully improve the message of talks.
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I came to this conference for the humanity.
I came to read a story about humanity.
I want to see a painting that speaks to humanity.
I came to read a story about humanity.
I want to see a painting that speaks to humanity.