It’s incredible. Fantastic work.
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It’s incredible. Fantastic work.
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CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
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Comrade Spicy Egg Noodles would like to share with you the vibe of the day:
Violence.
Violence.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Comrade Spicy Egg Noodles would like to share with you the vibe of the day:
Violence.
Violence.
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"It's completely unacceptable to see fat generals. It's a bad look and it's not who we are. [Whatever your rank or uniform] you need to meet height and weight standards and pass you PT test."
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"It's completely unacceptable to see fat generals. It's a bad look and it's not who we are. [Whatever your rank or uniform] you need to meet height and weight standards and pass you PT test."
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
--Pete Hegseth, Sep 30, 2025
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Donald J. Trump is, undoubtedly, the stupidest, most needy person to ever become president, but the case can be made that he is the stupidest, most needy person to ever become famous.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Donald J. Trump is, undoubtedly, the stupidest, most needy person to ever become president, but the case can be made that he is the stupidest, most needy person to ever become famous.
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MORE TITS (and some moss and lichen)
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
MORE TITS (and some moss and lichen)
The moss is pretty good too. 😉
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The moss is pretty good too. 😉
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It’s fantastic. All the colors are beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It’s fantastic. All the colors are beautiful.
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Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
That’s fantastic. VJ loves it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That’s fantastic. VJ loves it.