Matthew
@wyomatthew.bsky.social
Some of y'all could take some gd notes
Southern stingray (minus a tail barb) glides through Coral City unbothered, moisturized, and it’s in own lane #southernstingray #stingraysofcoralcity #stingray #stingraycity #unbothered #moisturized #inmylane #glide #smoothoperator #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
June 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Some of y'all could take some gd notes
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Some days I wonder if I should make a career change. Today is one of those days.
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some days I wonder if I should make a career change. Today is one of those days.
Every time I say 'howdy' and someone replies 'good, how are you?' I never have the courage to let them know I wasn't asking
May 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Every time I say 'howdy' and someone replies 'good, how are you?' I never have the courage to let them know I wasn't asking
I drink the sugar free red bull to condition my heart for the duress of seeing her
May 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I drink the sugar free red bull to condition my heart for the duress of seeing her
Lord grant me the strength to communicate with management in a way that serves my career rather than my ego
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Lord grant me the strength to communicate with management in a way that serves my career rather than my ego
Choose your destiny left lane
April 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Choose your destiny left lane
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Nothing like taking down production before doing a sneaky grocery run
April 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nothing like taking down production before doing a sneaky grocery run
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this can't be true, I've never met this man let alone lent him my car
April 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this can't be true, I've never met this man let alone lent him my car
If at any point in your bash career you encounter:
Command 'sl' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo apt install sl
Then you are obligated to install sl. And you must deal with the consequences of future transgressions.
Command 'sl' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo apt install sl
Then you are obligated to install sl. And you must deal with the consequences of future transgressions.
March 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If at any point in your bash career you encounter:
Command 'sl' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo apt install sl
Then you are obligated to install sl. And you must deal with the consequences of future transgressions.
Command 'sl' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo apt install sl
Then you are obligated to install sl. And you must deal with the consequences of future transgressions.
Installing Linux is a process of faith. Just like all faiths, it wouldn't be worth it if you knew it all works out.
March 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Installing Linux is a process of faith. Just like all faiths, it wouldn't be worth it if you knew it all works out.
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
March 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
Begging my coworker on paternal leave to put down the MacBook and go see his kids
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Begging my coworker on paternal leave to put down the MacBook and go see his kids
"You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive."
March 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive."
They're doing breathing exercises on a park bench
God the men you created to go to war get overwhelmed walking through the grocery store
March 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They're doing breathing exercises on a park bench
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Heard something today at the coffee shop "Who's cock do I have to suck for some meaning?"
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Heard something today at the coffee shop "Who's cock do I have to suck for some meaning?"
Layered cake driven development is the angle this year
February 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Layered cake driven development is the angle this year
God the men you created to go to war get overwhelmed walking through the grocery store
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
God the men you created to go to war get overwhelmed walking through the grocery store
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who up squashing they bun
“The buns did not regain their shape.”
…Same thing happened to me with step aerobics class in the 1990s.
…Same thing happened to me with step aerobics class in the 1990s.
Japan: Woman arrested for squashing bun in Lawson shop
Police arrested her for "criminal damage" as the bun did not regain its shape and could not be sold.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
who up squashing they bun
"did she ever ask you if you would love her if she was a worm"
"Why do you think we broke up"
"Why do you think we broke up"
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"did she ever ask you if you would love her if she was a worm"
"Why do you think we broke up"
"Why do you think we broke up"
This is your brain on JavaScript
February 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is your brain on JavaScript
Another 3 weeks in the cast
February 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Another 3 weeks in the cast
Lesson from software engineering that also applies to dating: fail fast
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Lesson from software engineering that also applies to dating: fail fast