Dr. Eve Ryorifice
@wursthersteller.bsky.social
🇺🇦every orifice🇵🇸
Pinned
You might say my profession was fated with my first pet Snorri & first street Sturluson, but my shieldmaiden fetish has been coincidental
Sage & sweat burn the air as Lizza, in a corner of the room, stands sentry with the brain worm while on the bed Nuzzi, furried in a bearsuit, smears whale blubber on RFK Jr HGH stomach, still sluggish itself with dog meat & felched harvest
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sage & sweat burn the air as Lizza, in a corner of the room, stands sentry with the brain worm while on the bed Nuzzi, furried in a bearsuit, smears whale blubber on RFK Jr HGH stomach, still sluggish itself with dog meat & felched harvest
“American Canyon” by Robert Felching Kennedy Jr, Secretary of Health & Harvest Services
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“American Canyon” by Robert Felching Kennedy Jr, Secretary of Health & Harvest Services
Can’t help but wonder what % of the 42 million vote (in any capacity) & does that improve at all for the party who didn’t want them to fucking starve
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can’t help but wonder what % of the 42 million vote (in any capacity) & does that improve at all for the party who didn’t want them to fucking starve
The Untold Story of Dana White and Modern MMA
YouTube video by The B-Team
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the braindead Fetterman body odor? fear, dumpster juice & fried onions
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the braindead Fetterman body odor? fear, dumpster juice & fried onions
starving 42 million in order to destroy the health care system ... wonder what ha ha funnies those rascally jokesters over at SNL have in store this week
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
starving 42 million in order to destroy the health care system ... wonder what ha ha funnies those rascally jokesters over at SNL have in store this week
Can't say I enjoyed "Tyler Perry's Predator: Badlands"
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Can't say I enjoyed "Tyler Perry's Predator: Badlands"
This game is as long as Andrew Cuomo’s lizard tongue
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This game is as long as Andrew Cuomo’s lizard tongue
Dumb bad-breath stool-fucker gargoyle Joe Rogan is a cowbell for the herd of fuckin’ idiots & pieces of shit in human society
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Dumb bad-breath stool-fucker gargoyle Joe Rogan is a cowbell for the herd of fuckin’ idiots & pieces of shit in human society
Are the MAGA Latinos ❤️ this yet!? Your dad/husband/brother/sister/mom/daughter could be snatched anywhere/anytime by masked ICE agents with HGH gut & Nazi tattoos & you must eat shit
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Are the MAGA Latinos ❤️ this yet!? Your dad/husband/brother/sister/mom/daughter could be snatched anywhere/anytime by masked ICE agents with HGH gut & Nazi tattoos & you must eat shit
Utterly evil Executive Branch, utterly corrupt Supreme Court, utterly coward Republican Congress, utterly useless Democrat Congress = America is Hell, burning to the ground
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Utterly evil Executive Branch, utterly corrupt Supreme Court, utterly coward Republican Congress, utterly useless Democrat Congress = America is Hell, burning to the ground
please someone record Pete Davidson bombing in Riyadh for the princes & ministers who planned & funded his dad's death on 9/11
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
please someone record Pete Davidson bombing in Riyadh for the princes & ministers who planned & funded his dad's death on 9/11
Sorry, folks: gotta cancel the annual Antifa Bake Sale
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sorry, folks: gotta cancel the annual Antifa Bake Sale
Canelo! Crawford! TKO & fascist Dana White begin to end boxing by ending the Ali Act, starting tonight only on Netflix!
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Canelo! Crawford! TKO & fascist Dana White begin to end boxing by ending the Ali Act, starting tonight only on Netflix!
🎵So, bye-bye, Mister Charlie Kirk
Drove my Cybertruck to Hooters, but ICE made my dark-skinned wife twerk
And them good ol' Groypers were vapin' watermelon in silence
Singin', “Counting or not counting gang violence
Counting or not counting gang violence”🎵
Drove my Cybertruck to Hooters, but ICE made my dark-skinned wife twerk
And them good ol' Groypers were vapin' watermelon in silence
Singin', “Counting or not counting gang violence
Counting or not counting gang violence”🎵
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🎵So, bye-bye, Mister Charlie Kirk
Drove my Cybertruck to Hooters, but ICE made my dark-skinned wife twerk
And them good ol' Groypers were vapin' watermelon in silence
Singin', “Counting or not counting gang violence
Counting or not counting gang violence”🎵
Drove my Cybertruck to Hooters, but ICE made my dark-skinned wife twerk
And them good ol' Groypers were vapin' watermelon in silence
Singin', “Counting or not counting gang violence
Counting or not counting gang violence”🎵
More Pritzker, Less Newsom
www.truthdig.com/articles/mor...
www.truthdig.com/articles/mor...
More Pritzker, Less Newsom - Truthdig
The country needs righteous anger and sharp, rousing defenses of progressive values, not California centrism served with a side of meme.
www.truthdig.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
More Pritzker, Less Newsom
www.truthdig.com/articles/mor...
www.truthdig.com/articles/mor...
Reposted by Dr. Eve Ryorifice
For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"
Reposted by Dr. Eve Ryorifice
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
Missiles fly over Tel Aviv as Tarantino sucks toes like pacifiers, while Morricone plays softly from the Feet Room
September 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Missiles fly over Tel Aviv as Tarantino sucks toes like pacifiers, while Morricone plays softly from the Feet Room
rest in fucking piss James Dobson
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
rest in fucking piss James Dobson