Bill Beard
writebeard.bsky.social
Bill Beard
@writebeard.bsky.social
Pay: Creative Director. Copywriter. Branding. UX.
Play: Arsenal. Golf. NY Giants. Travel.
Politics: I read books, so…
Place: ATL for now
Pinned
Eggs are so expensive because these chickens are living in a first floor condo in Boston
Reposted by Bill Beard
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Honestly, I’m actually feeling unusually hopeful. The past few days seem to have woken up a lot of the “you’re overreacting” moderates. It’s not enough, not yet, but it’s something.

Now we can’t let them go back to sleep.
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The only time a trans woman will be a threat to a cis woman in the bathroom is if you try to skip her in line
June 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you need Ai to summarize a text, what you really need is a phone call
May 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everyone should be following this account. It’s a daily reminder of what happens when good people do nothing.
30 April 1945 | Soviet soldiers liberated Ravensbrück concentration camp with around 2,000 sick prisoners. Around 120,000 women and girls, as well as 20,000 men, were registered at Ravensbrück as prisoners between 1939 and 1945. Up to 30,000 perished. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
April 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Feeling a quiet confidence about #Arsenal today, instead of an impending sense of doom, and I don’t need any better proof of the cultural transformation that Arteta has done with this club.
April 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is a *thermostat disconnected* take
Any else get the email from Google saying they’re going to stop all software support for the last 12 year’s worth of nest thermostats? Come *on*!
April 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I know Americans have made a lot of jokes about liberating Europe from the Nazis but I hope it wasn’t enough to stop Europeans from liberating us from the Nazis
April 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
White people you can picture just by hearing their voice:

Gen X: Valley Girl

Millennials/Z: the Bro
April 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
An excuse: it’s too windy

A reason: it’s a hurricane
April 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don’t order anything from Breeze footwear. Site says hassle free returns, but there’s no info on the site for how to do it, the phone number has no agents (seriously) and the email gets no response. 🤷‍♂️🙄
April 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Watching Rudiger and Real throw a fit at the end of a losing El Classico is so fitting. Lost Copa, out of Champions and unlikely to win their league. Justice being served for these whiners and bullies.
April 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is a team’s media channel allowed to make attack pieces against refs? Real Madrid should, at the least, be fined into oblivion, and at worst, forfeit the Copa.

I’m so glad Arsenal embarrassed these entitled fuckers. Rooting hard for Barca in this.

thescore.com/esp_fed/news...
Madrid boycott Copa del Rey final duties over 'unacceptable' ref complaints
Real Madrid said complaints made by Copa del Rey final referees against pressure from the club's television channel were 'unacceptable' on Friday, after pulling out of planned pre-match activities."Th...
thescore.com
April 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
People are saying Arsenal are too obsessed with being artistic.

‘Cause all they do is draw.
April 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by Bill Beard
Personally if I worked at the White House I would not admit that the entire Pentagon is opposed to the President and Secretary of Defense. That's the kind of thing I would not want out in public. It's the kind of thing that could convince even dedicated Republicans that you are the baddies.
"The President stands strongly behind Sec. Hegseth, who is doing a phenomenal job leading the Pentagon,” WH press secretary Leavitt said. “This is what happens when the entire Pentagon is working against you and against the monumental change that you are trying to implement.”

Stands far behind.
this DUI hire should make way for a DEI hire.

but… surely to be a DUH! hire to fit with the incompetence.
April 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you watched the traumatic HBO episode the night it came out and you see the usual spoilers the next day
a cartoon character says you can t hurt me i 'm already dead
ALT: a cartoon character says you can t hurt me i 'm already dead
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
NBC exec: “Ralph, we’re really disappointed by Conclave’s streaming numbers.”

Ralph:
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If we’re looking into who benefits from the Pope’s death, we need to find out where Ralph Fiennes was yesterday
April 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, in today’s performance, the role of Mezut Ozil will be played by Mikel Merino.
That Merino assist *chefs kiss*
April 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
As a non-religious person but a big sports fan, instead of saying I’m “praying” for someone I go with sports metaphors:

-I’m rooting for you
-I’m in your corner
-Tap me in if you need anything
-God isn’t real but Declan Rice just proved miracles are
-I’m on your team

Seems to work for everyone
April 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
One of the dumbest things about America is the widespread belief that taxes are bad.
April 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yesterday’s #Arsenal match might be the first time in the history of Arsenal in the social media era that I’m not seeing a single person saying, “Well that’s exactly how I saw that playing out.”
April 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tonight’s dinner. Two bags, obviously. #Arsenal
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If your dinner tonight doesn’t have rice in it are you even an #Arsenal supporter?
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was ok with the world ending but then this happened
Both Declan Rice free kick goals together
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM