NBC exec: “Ralph, we’re really disappointed by Conclave’s streaming numbers.”

Ralph:

Tonight’s dinner. Two bags, obviously. #Arsenal

When your therapist says, “Do more of the things that bring you joy,” you get the new @scalzi.com in hardcover the day it comes out. ❤️

Here’s my most optimistic #Giants take: we don’t draft a QB this year, Jameis sets a league record for pick-sixes and we get the 1 and draft Arch Manning, who becomes our franchise QB (wins multiple SBs) and we look back on that Colts win we all hate as the best thing that could have happened.

I needed a good laugh today and my Giants delivered. Arch here we come.

I don’t know if autocorrect has ever been more wrong @jimgaffigan.bsky.social

MARCH MADNESS IS HERE!

Newsflash: The sun is powerful.

My balcony gets full sun all day long, and I’ve been lamenting how I can’t keep even sturdy plants alive out there. But this is two of the same table, left is from the balcony and right was inside, in less than one year. Even a table can’t survive out there.

Nick Cage in “Massive Talent”: Paddington 2 is incredible

Me watching Paddington 2: what the f…

Trump started the push for the Tik Tok ban, his Supreme Court bans it, Trump steps in to save it, immediately gets Tik Tok in his pocket along with millions of young Americans who love the app.

Such an obvious manipulation. We are the dumbest, most gullible country in the world.

Trossard unplugged Porro from the Matrix #Arsenal #COYG

#Atlanta this morning

Eggs are so expensive because these chickens are living in a first floor condo in Boston

Atlanta doing its best northeast impression

This is too cold for the south, I moved here to get away from this. I’m supposed to be golfing in January, that was the deal.

My niece is destined for upper management.

Graphics don’t make an experience. They enhance it. The experience makes the experience. #UX