Roberto Hairlos 🇧🇷
@wozzatron.bsky.social
Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
Tyrone Marshall suggesting that ‘social media’ is awash with people agreeing with the rat, and going further with racist comments.
I don’t miss Twitter.
I don’t miss Twitter.
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tyrone Marshall suggesting that ‘social media’ is awash with people agreeing with the rat, and going further with racist comments.
I don’t miss Twitter.
I don’t miss Twitter.
Ratcliffe said he’d walk away if he got the heat the Glazers get.
Let’s see if he true to his word.
I hope hope he is alway uncomfortable at Old Trafford for ever more.
Let’s see if he true to his word.
I hope hope he is alway uncomfortable at Old Trafford for ever more.
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Ratcliffe said he’d walk away if he got the heat the Glazers get.
Let’s see if he true to his word.
I hope hope he is alway uncomfortable at Old Trafford for ever more.
Let’s see if he true to his word.
I hope hope he is alway uncomfortable at Old Trafford for ever more.
🚨 UNITED TRIVIA 🚨
Who scored Manchester United’s first goal in the 5-4 win over Lyon in April?
Who scored Manchester United’s first goal in the 5-4 win over Lyon in April?
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
🚨 UNITED TRIVIA 🚨
Who scored Manchester United’s first goal in the 5-4 win over Lyon in April?
Who scored Manchester United’s first goal in the 5-4 win over Lyon in April?
Chest infection.
Would not recommend. No stars.
Would not recommend. No stars.
I’ve had a cold for 10 days.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Chest infection.
Would not recommend. No stars.
Would not recommend. No stars.
Fair play to Arsenal. They’re determined to give themselves just enough rope to bottle it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Fair play to Arsenal. They’re determined to give themselves just enough rope to bottle it.
Roll the clock back a couple of weeks & the main criticism of the 1958’s action was that it’s too broad.
Some are protesting ticket prices. Some debt etc etc.
I think we might just have our unifying cause - having a big fat racist spouting nonsense in the media & staining MUFC.
What comes next?
Some are protesting ticket prices. Some debt etc etc.
I think we might just have our unifying cause - having a big fat racist spouting nonsense in the media & staining MUFC.
What comes next?
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Roll the clock back a couple of weeks & the main criticism of the 1958’s action was that it’s too broad.
Some are protesting ticket prices. Some debt etc etc.
I think we might just have our unifying cause - having a big fat racist spouting nonsense in the media & staining MUFC.
What comes next?
Some are protesting ticket prices. Some debt etc etc.
I think we might just have our unifying cause - having a big fat racist spouting nonsense in the media & staining MUFC.
What comes next?
Has anyone at Manchester United had the balls to put out a statement distancing the club/brand/institution from the bile spouted by Brexit Jim yet?
Director of Comms? CEO?
We’re all completely fine with it, are we, from the club’s perspective? Nothing to see here….
Director of Comms? CEO?
We’re all completely fine with it, are we, from the club’s perspective? Nothing to see here….
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Has anyone at Manchester United had the balls to put out a statement distancing the club/brand/institution from the bile spouted by Brexit Jim yet?
Director of Comms? CEO?
We’re all completely fine with it, are we, from the club’s perspective? Nothing to see here….
Director of Comms? CEO?
We’re all completely fine with it, are we, from the club’s perspective? Nothing to see here….
Reposted by Roberto Hairlos 🇧🇷
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
Decent manager but never the right fit for Utd’s structure - & he’s already turned us down once.
I’ve seen plenty of ‘INEOS just want a yes man’ posts
They want a head coach who can work in the structure, yes.
What’s the benefit in getting a manager who ‘says it how it is’ then gets sacked?
I’ve seen plenty of ‘INEOS just want a yes man’ posts
They want a head coach who can work in the structure, yes.
What’s the benefit in getting a manager who ‘says it how it is’ then gets sacked?
Thomas Tuchel is set to stay on as England head coach after the World Cup this summer.
The German’s contract was due to expire following the tournament, but he is now expected to sign an extension that will take him through to the European Championships in 2028.
More from @dansheldon.bsky.social
The German’s contract was due to expire following the tournament, but he is now expected to sign an extension that will take him through to the European Championships in 2028.
More from @dansheldon.bsky.social
Thomas Tuchel set to stay on as England head coach after World Cup
The German's contract was set to expire following the summer tournament but he is now expected to sign an extension to 2028.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Decent manager but never the right fit for Utd’s structure - & he’s already turned us down once.
I’ve seen plenty of ‘INEOS just want a yes man’ posts
They want a head coach who can work in the structure, yes.
What’s the benefit in getting a manager who ‘says it how it is’ then gets sacked?
I’ve seen plenty of ‘INEOS just want a yes man’ posts
They want a head coach who can work in the structure, yes.
What’s the benefit in getting a manager who ‘says it how it is’ then gets sacked?
I’ve had a cold for 10 days.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’ve had a cold for 10 days.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
It started on an 8, began to get a bit better up to Monday, but now it’s on a 10.
I don’t expect any sympathy but I think it’s important that you know.
How would he know?
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
How would he know?
ANSWER
Senna Lammens games / goals conceded for the mighty reds.
Bonus point, name the teams he has kept clean sheets against so far.
Senna Lammens games / goals conceded for the mighty reds.
Bonus point, name the teams he has kept clean sheets against so far.
🚨 UNITED TRIVIA 🚨
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February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Senna Lammens games / goals conceded for the mighty reds.
Bonus point, name the teams he has kept clean sheets against so far.
Senna Lammens games / goals conceded for the mighty reds.
Bonus point, name the teams he has kept clean sheets against so far.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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I was always of the opinion that the Ruben Amorim experiment was a mistake.
It sounded too risky. And the concerns of other top clubs who decided not to go for him proved spot on.
But. My preference post EtH was Thomas Frank.
So it shows how much I know.
It sounded too risky. And the concerns of other top clubs who decided not to go for him proved spot on.
But. My preference post EtH was Thomas Frank.
So it shows how much I know.
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I was always of the opinion that the Ruben Amorim experiment was a mistake.
It sounded too risky. And the concerns of other top clubs who decided not to go for him proved spot on.
But. My preference post EtH was Thomas Frank.
So it shows how much I know.
It sounded too risky. And the concerns of other top clubs who decided not to go for him proved spot on.
But. My preference post EtH was Thomas Frank.
So it shows how much I know.
Don’t even think about it Jim.
At 2:35am local time on Wednesday, Marseille announced Roberto De Zerbi has left his role as manager “by mutual agreement” after less than two years in charge.
Roberto De Zerbi leaves position as Marseille manager ‘by mutual agreement’
The former Brighton & Hove Albion manager has left the French club following a thrashing by PSG and Champions League elimination
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Don’t even think about it Jim.
This is not a new debate or observation.
But fuck me.
But fuck me.
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
This is not a new debate or observation.
But fuck me.
But fuck me.
I don’t like West Ham (a).
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I don’t like West Ham (a).
Didn’t wear any of them today lads.
Very much my bad.
Very much my bad.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Didn’t wear any of them today lads.
Very much my bad.
Very much my bad.
Really chuffed for Sesko.
He’s going to have to bide his time, but there’s a player there.
He’s going to have to bide his time, but there’s a player there.
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Really chuffed for Sesko.
He’s going to have to bide his time, but there’s a player there.
He’s going to have to bide his time, but there’s a player there.
A bit relieved.
A bit gutted.
A bit frustrated.
We. Move. On.
A bit gutted.
A bit frustrated.
We. Move. On.
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
A bit relieved.
A bit gutted.
A bit frustrated.
We. Move. On.
A bit gutted.
A bit frustrated.
We. Move. On.
The lineup will need to change tonight.
And that makes me nervous.
The goals conceded with Ugarte on the pitch vs Casemiro stat makes me want to recall Toby Collyer from Hull for one night only.
Hold me.
And that makes me nervous.
The goals conceded with Ugarte on the pitch vs Casemiro stat makes me want to recall Toby Collyer from Hull for one night only.
Hold me.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The lineup will need to change tonight.
And that makes me nervous.
The goals conceded with Ugarte on the pitch vs Casemiro stat makes me want to recall Toby Collyer from Hull for one night only.
Hold me.
And that makes me nervous.
The goals conceded with Ugarte on the pitch vs Casemiro stat makes me want to recall Toby Collyer from Hull for one night only.
Hold me.
I just want that lad to get his haircut tomorrow, from reasons other than his style, comfort and dignity.
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I just want that lad to get his haircut tomorrow, from reasons other than his style, comfort and dignity.
Spot the ball.
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Spot the ball.
File under ‘no shit Sherlock’
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
File under ‘no shit Sherlock’