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G’wan!
Fridolina Rolfo’s second-half header proves decisive as Manchester United earn victory over Paris Saint-Germain at Old Trafford.
It marks their third win out of three Champions League league phase matches this season, and moves the side up to third.
It marks their third win out of three Champions League league phase matches this season, and moves the side up to third.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
G’wan!
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
A bit like it’s all for show.
Maddison and Angry Ginge having a more intense reaction than the fans!
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A bit like it’s all for show.
I’m certain that we’d have lost vs Spurs and Forest last season.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m certain that we’d have lost vs Spurs and Forest last season.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
3 in a row got us dreaming (and many counting their chickens).
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
3 in a row got us dreaming (and many counting their chickens).
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Clean sheet on his debut now seven goals shipped in four games for Lammens.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Clean sheet on his debut now seven goals shipped in four games for Lammens.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Poor result but we take the point in the end.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Poor result but we take the point in the end.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
Don’t know what to make of that line up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Don’t know what to make of that line up.
If Fletcher is on the bench tomorrow for the sole purpose of keeping the record going, then the record’s over.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If Fletcher is on the bench tomorrow for the sole purpose of keeping the record going, then the record’s over.
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
Not sure how I became so obsessed with Celebrity Traitors having never watched the plebs version, but I absolutely loved it.
Drama to the end. 📺 🍿 😱
Drama to the end. 📺 🍿 😱
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not sure how I became so obsessed with Celebrity Traitors having never watched the plebs version, but I absolutely loved it.
Drama to the end. 📺 🍿 😱
Drama to the end. 📺 🍿 😱
It’s really difficult to defend brands, media outlets and journalists who continue to post all their content on that app.
They now what they are supporting. We all do.
They now what they are supporting. We all do.
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
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Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s really difficult to defend brands, media outlets and journalists who continue to post all their content on that app.
They now what they are supporting. We all do.
They now what they are supporting. We all do.
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
I miss the days when not being a cunt was largely considered the best way to go about things.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I miss the days when not being a cunt was largely considered the best way to go about things.
Are we sure they’ve got the right guy?
🚨LOAN WATCH:
Rashford’s pressing is late and inconsistent, and he barely tracks back. 🤔
Plenty of room for improvement.
[@_AdrianSnchz]
Rashford’s pressing is late and inconsistent, and he barely tracks back. 🤔
Plenty of room for improvement.
[@_AdrianSnchz]
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Are we sure they’ve got the right guy?
Someone who’s had a hacking cough for two weeks has just come into my office and dipped her paw in the packet of biscuits on the side.
Do I:
Suck it up butter cup
Chuck the top most biscuit away
Bin the lot
Do I:
Suck it up butter cup
Chuck the top most biscuit away
Bin the lot
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Someone who’s had a hacking cough for two weeks has just come into my office and dipped her paw in the packet of biscuits on the side.
Do I:
Suck it up butter cup
Chuck the top most biscuit away
Bin the lot
Do I:
Suck it up butter cup
Chuck the top most biscuit away
Bin the lot
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
I am pleased no one contested this.
That’s BlueSky for you. We’re sensible people.
That’s BlueSky for you. We’re sensible people.
The bulldog clip is the king of stationery. It just is.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am pleased no one contested this.
That’s BlueSky for you. We’re sensible people.
That’s BlueSky for you. We’re sensible people.