bug toucher
@wormfingers.bsky.social
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you know i fw a weevil or two
you know i fw a weevil or two
incredible to witness an elite predator successfully hunt her prey
March 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
incredible to witness an elite predator successfully hunt her prey
can't believe this thing is going to eat me when I die
sitting like this after gnawing my bottom lip off
embarrassing
sitting like this after gnawing my bottom lip off
embarrassing
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
can't believe this thing is going to eat me when I die
sitting like this after gnawing my bottom lip off
embarrassing
sitting like this after gnawing my bottom lip off
embarrassing
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
i thought a turtle done burst into flames for a second
February 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i thought a turtle done burst into flames for a second
loving this new flavor
February 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
loving this new flavor
Yesterday I walked out of my room and my daughter went "ooooOOOO!!! Mama, that outfit is FIRE!"
I was dressed for her grandmother's funeral. 😃
I was dressed for her grandmother's funeral. 😃
January 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yesterday I walked out of my room and my daughter went "ooooOOOO!!! Mama, that outfit is FIRE!"
I was dressed for her grandmother's funeral. 😃
I was dressed for her grandmother's funeral. 😃
don't deny the raw sex appeal of a goofy little hamburger sock
January 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
don't deny the raw sex appeal of a goofy little hamburger sock
hehe oopsie sorry about that
back to posting my cat and talking about boobs 🫰
back to posting my cat and talking about boobs 🫰
January 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hehe oopsie sorry about that
back to posting my cat and talking about boobs 🫰
back to posting my cat and talking about boobs 🫰
vent thread 1/?
right before covid my grandmother had a pulmonary embolism that inevitably resulted in brain death
we had to sign DNR forms before we could release her from life support and my father called me a murderer.
he says i killed his mom.
it took nearly 5 years to finally get to me
right before covid my grandmother had a pulmonary embolism that inevitably resulted in brain death
we had to sign DNR forms before we could release her from life support and my father called me a murderer.
he says i killed his mom.
it took nearly 5 years to finally get to me
January 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
vent thread 1/?
right before covid my grandmother had a pulmonary embolism that inevitably resulted in brain death
we had to sign DNR forms before we could release her from life support and my father called me a murderer.
he says i killed his mom.
it took nearly 5 years to finally get to me
right before covid my grandmother had a pulmonary embolism that inevitably resulted in brain death
we had to sign DNR forms before we could release her from life support and my father called me a murderer.
he says i killed his mom.
it took nearly 5 years to finally get to me
i had a fuckload of cat hair on my shirt after holding Shrimp so i was trying to brush it off while my roommate was standing in the door talking to me and he kept tripping over his words and finally angrily yelled "GOD DAMN STOP MAKIN EM BOUNCE!"
stop makin em bounce 😭
stop makin em bounce 😭
December 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
i had a fuckload of cat hair on my shirt after holding Shrimp so i was trying to brush it off while my roommate was standing in the door talking to me and he kept tripping over his words and finally angrily yelled "GOD DAMN STOP MAKIN EM BOUNCE!"
stop makin em bounce 😭
stop makin em bounce 😭
may you too be warmed by the cheeks of your loved ones this holiday season
December 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
may you too be warmed by the cheeks of your loved ones this holiday season
haha man that was crazy huh?
let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it didn't happen
turns out it WAS just mental illness actually 😃👍
let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it didn't happen
turns out it WAS just mental illness actually 😃👍
December 23, 2024 at 6:24 PM
haha man that was crazy huh?
let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it didn't happen
turns out it WAS just mental illness actually 😃👍
let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it didn't happen
turns out it WAS just mental illness actually 😃👍
🎶 so this is love 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
🎶 so this is love 🎶
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The murdered insurance CEO won't see your little jokes but I will, and a lot of them are pretty funny! Good work everyone!
December 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
The murdered insurance CEO won't see your little jokes but I will, and a lot of them are pretty funny! Good work everyone!
one time a guy came over to set up my internet and he let me connect to his hotspot to complete the setup but i needed his password and in a hushed tone he spelled out s- t - u - d- 54
i should have received an award for my composure
i should have received an award for my composure
December 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
one time a guy came over to set up my internet and he let me connect to his hotspot to complete the setup but i needed his password and in a hushed tone he spelled out s- t - u - d- 54
i should have received an award for my composure
i should have received an award for my composure
mad to wake up 👿
too orange to remember 😇
too orange to remember 😇
December 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
mad to wake up 👿
too orange to remember 😇
too orange to remember 😇
mobsters get shot all of the time what's the big deal
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
mobsters get shot all of the time what's the big deal
Lil Jon made it impossible for me to call them skeets I can't do it
November 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Lil Jon made it impossible for me to call them skeets I can't do it
happy 17th birthday to the family secret
i hope you're okay out there
i hope you're okay out there
November 25, 2024 at 1:34 AM
happy 17th birthday to the family secret
i hope you're okay out there
i hope you're okay out there
i was up all night last night violently expelling every ounce of fluid from my body ✌️😜✌️
got diagnosed with a tummy ache cuz i'm just a girl 🎀
got diagnosed with a tummy ache cuz i'm just a girl 🎀
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
i was up all night last night violently expelling every ounce of fluid from my body ✌️😜✌️
got diagnosed with a tummy ache cuz i'm just a girl 🎀
got diagnosed with a tummy ache cuz i'm just a girl 🎀
i keep convincing myself that im not getting manic but i just had to stop myself from sending a hate email to Hooked on Phonics so it's not looking great for me
November 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
i keep convincing myself that im not getting manic but i just had to stop myself from sending a hate email to Hooked on Phonics so it's not looking great for me
goimg to GET you 😡! !
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
goimg to GET you 😡! !
might go outside and look for a bug later
i'll report my findings
i'll report my findings
November 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
might go outside and look for a bug later
i'll report my findings
i'll report my findings
pretty sure smoke shop guy had a hickey on his neck tonight
tainted flesh
spoiled meat
whatever forever idc i feel very chill and rational about this and im handling it in a way that's very cool and also sexy
i liked his hair better before he cut it
tainted flesh
spoiled meat
whatever forever idc i feel very chill and rational about this and im handling it in a way that's very cool and also sexy
i liked his hair better before he cut it
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 AM
pretty sure smoke shop guy had a hickey on his neck tonight
tainted flesh
spoiled meat
whatever forever idc i feel very chill and rational about this and im handling it in a way that's very cool and also sexy
i liked his hair better before he cut it
tainted flesh
spoiled meat
whatever forever idc i feel very chill and rational about this and im handling it in a way that's very cool and also sexy
i liked his hair better before he cut it
i forgot to change my age preferences on FB dating and all these little 20 year olds keep trying to match with me what are you doing
y'all tryin to be like this or what?
y'all tryin to be like this or what?
November 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
i forgot to change my age preferences on FB dating and all these little 20 year olds keep trying to match with me what are you doing
y'all tryin to be like this or what?
y'all tryin to be like this or what?