Teddy Roberts
@wormat.bsky.social
Aussie transmasc living for his garden plot & groodle. I am not, contrary to popular belief, the dog in the profile picture. That's Ernie! The groodle!
If you want me to stop talking about gay pirates, you're gonna hafta physically restrain me
He/They
If you want me to stop talking about gay pirates, you're gonna hafta physically restrain me
He/They
This may be one of the most autistic things I've ever said
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This may be one of the most autistic things I've ever said
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i'm trans,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
i'm trans,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
My top tip of the day is don't publish a paper about drool unless you want to get cited as that drool guy for 120 years
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My top tip of the day is don't publish a paper about drool unless you want to get cited as that drool guy for 120 years
My favourite sentence of the day:
"I'll let you boo me for 1000 stars if it means we beat the CPUs"
"I'll let you boo me for 1000 stars if it means we beat the CPUs"
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My favourite sentence of the day:
"I'll let you boo me for 1000 stars if it means we beat the CPUs"
"I'll let you boo me for 1000 stars if it means we beat the CPUs"
Miss when you could just bang on electronics to make 'em work
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Miss when you could just bang on electronics to make 'em work
What if I keep watching our flag means death seasons one and two on repeat until I literally keel over
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What if I keep watching our flag means death seasons one and two on repeat until I literally keel over
Lucky enough to be starting a huge new veggie patch!
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
September 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Lucky enough to be starting a huge new veggie patch!
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Do you cook your own dinners now?
No one's there to close the pantry doors behind me.
No one's there to close the pantry doors behind me.
August 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Do you cook your own dinners now?
No one's there to close the pantry doors behind me.
No one's there to close the pantry doors behind me.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it - but if it's broke, and you've tried to fix it, and it's still broke, get the fuck outta there
August 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it - but if it's broke, and you've tried to fix it, and it's still broke, get the fuck outta there
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
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Grok is now outright promoting Hitler
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Grok is now outright promoting Hitler
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May 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, deport Mahmoud Khalil, but also extradite anyone who did a real crime so they can be prosecuted with the full weight of the US justice department.
Anyone who thinks they would deport actual criminals (and that deporting criminals makes you safer) is insane.
#MahmoudKhalil
Anyone who thinks they would deport actual criminals (and that deporting criminals makes you safer) is insane.
#MahmoudKhalil
March 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Yeah yeah yeah, deport Mahmoud Khalil, but also extradite anyone who did a real crime so they can be prosecuted with the full weight of the US justice department.
Anyone who thinks they would deport actual criminals (and that deporting criminals makes you safer) is insane.
#MahmoudKhalil
Anyone who thinks they would deport actual criminals (and that deporting criminals makes you safer) is insane.
#MahmoudKhalil
The US can't have a policy of deporting 'criminals,' 'terrorists,' etc with no trial when you're actively seeking to extradite and prosecute ppl.
Trump would have wanted to send everyone in gitmo back home :)
Trump would have wanted to send everyone in gitmo back home :)
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The US can't have a policy of deporting 'criminals,' 'terrorists,' etc with no trial when you're actively seeking to extradite and prosecute ppl.
Trump would have wanted to send everyone in gitmo back home :)
Trump would have wanted to send everyone in gitmo back home :)
I feel like Tesla is the true opposite of a meme stock
By which I mean it's a company that actually produces something tangible, and the stock value is completely tanking because of dumb shit
By which I mean it's a company that actually produces something tangible, and the stock value is completely tanking because of dumb shit
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I feel like Tesla is the true opposite of a meme stock
By which I mean it's a company that actually produces something tangible, and the stock value is completely tanking because of dumb shit
By which I mean it's a company that actually produces something tangible, and the stock value is completely tanking because of dumb shit
The proposed prayer:
February 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The proposed prayer:
Did you guys know that this is from a real email I received once in high school?
Private girls school is weird
Private girls school is weird
February 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Did you guys know that this is from a real email I received once in high school?
Private girls school is weird
Private girls school is weird
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Oh my god.
They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service.
"Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights"
WOW.
They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service.
"Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights"
WOW.
February 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh my god.
They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service.
"Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights"
WOW.
They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service.
"Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights"
WOW.
Community garden excuses
sorry I didn’t text you back, I was out digging for roots and tubers
February 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Community garden excuses
