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Gil Elvarfrush
@wolfwhistle.bsky.social
Pin-up appreciator, polite voyeur, and man about town. Publisher and editor-in-chief of Sagesse Érotique, the world's #1 erotic leaflet written for and by aging Gen Xers with Peter Pan syndrome.

🔞 AGE DECLARATION: I am 18+ & SO SHOULD YOU BE, KID! 🔞
Pinned
🔞Sagesse Érotique®🔞
𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘵…

*ADJUST YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS ACCORDINGLY, AS THINGS MAY GET A LITTLE STEAMY!*
𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴
WOMAN OF THE CENTURY

This here magazine is happy as a pig in slop to give you a holler an learn ya our pick for Woman of the Century! Cute as a bug and sweeter than Tupelo honey,
this li'l miss's set all our hearts aflutter. So let's all give a big ol' HOW-DEE to the one, the only:

MINNIE!
April 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
𝙳𝙰𝚆𝙽?

After several hours of scaling that monolithic fan, all I could do is collapse into the beast's foul nest and fall fast asleep.

[cont.]
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Dorothy Lamour by Eugene Robert Richee for Disputed Passage (1939).
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Slippery when wet
📸: @megreedy.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This is a photo of Yakira.

#photography #fineartnude #nikon
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Good morning ☀️
My parents are still paying my bills.. so I want to be able to help at least pay for my rent if I can get there.
Currently I have $29/$335 to at least make half of my rent instead of overwhelming y’all with the goal of my full rent 😅

Every tip is appreciated even if it’s $2 🫶
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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𝚍𝙰𝚈𝟽
That gorilla reappeared with his simian lawyer. He had me sign some deeds and pink slips, saying theyneeded to get them notorized for Gorilla Court. Am I getting sued for ddrinking up their puddle?

[cont.]
April 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Fritzi Ridgeway by Clarence Sinclair Bull, 1927. #botd
April 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Barbara Stanwyck by Eugene Robert Richee, 1936. (Thread)
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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asssssssssssss
April 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟻?
I firmly believe the hallucinations have subsided. I drank all the puddle yesterday, but I'm sure I could capture some morning dew if only the spinny things on the giant desk fans would finally go and maybe fling some into my waiting mouth. Why won't they spin? Is the gorilla stopping them?
April 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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anyone who lives within 100 miles of an ocean has been driven completely insane by the relentless noise of crashing waves. and they’re tearing this country apart
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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My lil bestie 💜

CW: jumping spider
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Trump is making dreams come true. Bin Laden’s dream, but still.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟹
Still no sign of that deputy. Can't turn head due to awkward trunk naps in the fetal position. Is there maybe a different Tehachapi Pass Wind Farm that I missed?

These things are probably more impressive with the things spinning.

That puddle looks drinkable, right?
April 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM