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Gil Elvarfrush
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Pin-up appreciator, polite voyeur, and man about town. Publisher and editor-in-chief of Sagesse Érotique, the world's #1 erotic leaflet written for and by aging Gen Xers with Peter Pan syndrome.

🔞 AGE DECLARATION: I am 18+ & SO SHOULD YOU BE, KID! 🔞
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Y'all come back now, ya hear!
Jethro Bodine, Granny, Elly May, and Jed Clampett wave goodbye to the viewer from just outside the front door of their palatial estate, just as they do at the conclusion of every episode of 'The Beverly Hillbillies.' Soon to follow is their famous down-home valedictory, "Y'all come back now, ya hear!" Your wish is my command.
April 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴
WOMAN OF THE CENTURY

This here magazine is happy as a pig in slop to give you a holler an learn ya our pick for Woman of the Century! Cute as a bug and sweeter than Tupelo honey,
this li'l miss's set all our hearts aflutter. So let's all give a big ol' HOW-DEE to the one, the only:

MINNIE!
A portrait of Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon as her stage character 'Minnie Pearl'. Minnie, wearing a lacey, light colored country dress with grand, puffy short sleeves, stands bent forward, her elbows resting on a log fence. Her clasped hands hold a small, sacklike velveteen purse, and atop her head is her trademark fancy straw hat with the price tag dangling from the brim. Her face has a comical whistling expression as her eyes gaze to her left, presumably at an arousing gentleman whom she desires to make her future husband. She does not call out with her trademark phrase "How-dee!", but that tingling in her nethers sure has her thinkin' it!
April 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴
𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺, 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘬𝘴, '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴
Sagesse Érotique®'s
SEXY SENSUAL SATURDAYS

Just remember, people, this ankle's for 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣', not 𝙖-𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣'!
A sepia portrait of a woman in puffy white Victorian garb, raising her skirt saucily to reveal her stockinged right ankle.
March 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴
DEEP REFLECTIONS ON THIS SOLEMN HOLIDAY

If I had to be honest, I think the leprechaun could probably take the murder-clown; but in my heart-of-hearts, I'd hope they would just become good friends.

—Gil
A photo collage of a promotional still of a smiling Art the Clown placed above a promotional still of horror film character the Leprechaun (smiling and pointing his index fingers at the viewer like in some kind of cool guy greeting; the sentiment seems genuine, but it could be masking some deeper hurt—the fae can often be inscrutable in regards to their sincerity.)
March 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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1. Slicko
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Silco seated at his desk.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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2. G/LBR::KILL^ORDER:Q=Iz5mVngX$
TGT=Dmitri.Vander.Petlov{AKA}Острая
.Морковка{/AKA}
AUTH:: θ~█████████-██████-███
A grainy monochrome surveillance photo of a mobster wearing a black leather jacket.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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3. Yaddle
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Yoda-like character Babette
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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4. VIC-20
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style full body portrait of Arcane's Viktor, standing with his cane.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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5. M. Bessa
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Ambessa Medarda wearing a fancy, formal-dress uniform and glaring at the camera.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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6. Hairy Yoda
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Prof. Heimerdinger holding an electric guitar w/ a sunburst finish.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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7. The Jinxer
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Jinx crossed with the DC Comics villain The Joker.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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8. Violent
A terrible, pixelated AI cartoon-style portrait of Arcane's Vi wearing bizarre, transparent Atlas Gauntlets.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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9. Melma
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Mel Medarda in 3/4 view as she looks towards the camera.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙾𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴
S.É. presents another great
𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐈-𝐌𝐀𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝟏𝟎
generated by JOOLIET™ GAN v8.362.04007.2
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝟙𝟘 𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨

10. Jason Hammer
A terrible, pixelated AI anime-style portrait of Arcane's Jayce holding his hextech hammer, which inexplicably has his left arm protruding from the hammer's surface.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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P.S.—I'm glad I hooked up the Atari instead of the Apple ][ e, because of the two, the good ol' Atari corporation is the one I see with a really bright future!
The Atari swoosh logo in red against a white background.
March 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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[𝟻/𝟻] 𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙰 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙳𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙸𝚁
A blue and teal ASCII image of a standing pinup gal wearinga one-piece with her feet together and her arms bent behind her back
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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[𝟺/𝟻] 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙶^𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙶𝚂
A blue and teal ASCII image of a standing pinup girl with a wide stance and her skirt blowing upward
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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[𝟹/𝟻] 𝚂𝚁𝙿$
A blue and teal ASCII image of a pinup woman in a one-piece with her legs crossed in an alluring manner
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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[𝟸/𝟻] 𝙺𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙽 > 𝚇𝚆=`𝟼𝙾𝚟𝙿(𝚔𝚍𝚄𝚀𝙻*𝚎;𝟿.:~`
A blue and teal ASCII image of a pinup woman in profile wearing a short skirt with her legs crossed at the knees
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚈
𝚁𝚄𝙽 "𝙳:𝙶𝙸𝙻𝚂𝙶𝙰𝙻𝚂_𝟶𝟸𝟸𝟼𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟻"

𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚈 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳!!!

[𝟷/𝟻] 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝚃𝚈
A blue and teal ASCII image of a busty woman sitting with her hands resting on her crossed legs.
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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...my only companions are the delightful nudes I find on Bluesky and occasionally repost to my account (some say too often, others not often enough). I hoped the Atari might hold in its memory a forgotten treasure trove of vintage erotica, but only found the image below. I am lost. Lost and alone.
An Atari ASCII image of a woman wearing a one-piece and fishnets striking a standing pose with her elbows raised alongside her head and forearms bent behind towards her shoulders.
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I know a terrible AI construct that apparently concurs.
An AI generated marker illustration of a scowling, bearded Dr. Frasier Crane wearing a pink three-piece suit, a red bowtie, and holding a large red heart between his hands.
February 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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𝟺:𝟷𝟺 𝚊𝚖
Despite the crust of ground solder (and possibly mercury) that now cakes my eyes, my rest has enabled me to crawl to the coffee can safeguarding my emergency IntelliPhone, but I can't seem to work the call function. Damn you, MAT-TEL!
A photo of a vintage brown and gold Mattel Intellivision game console controller laying on colorful, cubist-patterned vinyl flooring. The controller consists of a brown plastic rectangular base, somewhat resembling a flat chocolate bar; atop the lower third of the surface is embedded a raised gold metallic disc, which facilitated thumb controlls; the remaining surface is occupied by a large golden keypad with raised bubbles laid in a 3x4 pattern, representing the numbers 0-9 plus two function keys.
February 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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<𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚝.𝚜𝚢𝚜> 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝_ 𝚇𝟶𝚊/+𝙳𝚓𝚂𝚟𝚔𝙽𝟿*𝚑𝙰𝙰
> 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!

😆 𝕊𝔸𝕋𝕌ℝℕ𝕊𝔻𝔸𝕐 𝕊𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕊 🤪
by
JOOLIETOONS™️ [GAN 1.3.8.a16xeB_v2]
𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦—𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.
~ ᴩᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ʙy ᴊᴏᴏʟɪᴇᴛ ~

BIG THHIGHHS:
Mooh the PEANUTS 👁️AR👁️!
𝑏𝑦 𝑇𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑒 𝐴. 𝐵𝐸𝐴𝑅𝐼
Four small children (one bald) stand on front of a doghouse, with a dog-like creature standing atop, as seen in this grotesque AI transformation of the cover to the book 'Meet the PEANUTS GANG! With fun facts, trivia, comics, and more!' by Charles M. Schultz and Natalie Shaw. © 2015 Peanuts Worldwide LLC
February 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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😆 𝕋𝕌𝔼𝕊𝔻𝔸𝕐 𝕎𝔼𝕃𝔻𝕊 🤪
by
JOOLIETOONS™️ [GAN 1.3.8.a16xeB_v2]
𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴...𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.

~ ᴩᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ʙy ᴊᴏᴏʟɪᴇᴛ ~

ⒸⒾⓇⒸⓊⓢ ⒻⒶⓂⓁⓎ
Four cartoon children surround their partial Grandpa as he roasts his right arm over the stovetop, as seen in this grotesque A.I. generated recreation of the single panel comic Family Circus by Bil and Jeff Keane [#12-5, copyright 2014 Bil Keane, INC.]. At the bottom is a garbled caption that originally read, "Aren't you glad we're here to help you eat all these cookies you baked, Grandma?"
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM