theo wolf
@wolflings.bsky.social
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why do pdf readers count towards my screentime. please i‘m a grad student
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
why do pdf readers count towards my screentime. please i‘m a grad student
using the things i’m learning about education and childhood development in this grad program and using them as a basis for scientific experimentation on my eight year old sister, as is my right as eldest sibling
September 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
using the things i’m learning about education and childhood development in this grad program and using them as a basis for scientific experimentation on my eight year old sister, as is my right as eldest sibling
if i have to explain groypers to my mom im going to be so mad
September 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
if i have to explain groypers to my mom im going to be so mad
wrote a poem for the first time in seven years. hopefully that satisfies that urge for the same amount of time
August 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
wrote a poem for the first time in seven years. hopefully that satisfies that urge for the same amount of time
beautiful women named mbta alerts disabled green line train are texting me
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
beautiful women named mbta alerts disabled green line train are texting me
i was at a wedding last weekend and the pastor quoted the bible and i physically had to restrain myself from blurting “that’s a mountain goats lyric”
May 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i was at a wedding last weekend and the pastor quoted the bible and i physically had to restrain myself from blurting “that’s a mountain goats lyric”
basement of the building i’ve lived in since 2022 flooded last night with an inch of water. landlord says “that happens every time it rains”. man i feel like i would’ve noticed during the multiple hurricanes
May 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
basement of the building i’ve lived in since 2022 flooded last night with an inch of water. landlord says “that happens every time it rains”. man i feel like i would’ve noticed during the multiple hurricanes
today my work toured the boston athenaeum and afterwards their restaurant served us bread with soft cheese and honey and grapes. i felt like a roman boy king
May 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
today my work toured the boston athenaeum and afterwards their restaurant served us bread with soft cheese and honey and grapes. i felt like a roman boy king
a rat just climbed over my hands to escape my bin as i dragged it out. then a second, smaller rat also jumped out, ran across the street, tried to jump back up onto the sidewalk, missed, and ran headfirst into the curb
April 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a rat just climbed over my hands to escape my bin as i dragged it out. then a second, smaller rat also jumped out, ran across the street, tried to jump back up onto the sidewalk, missed, and ran headfirst into the curb
what is this mysterious smog settling in over boston
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
what is this mysterious smog settling in over boston
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William Finn, the witty musical theater writer behind “Falsettos” and “Putnam County Spelling Bee,” has died at 73.
William Finn, Tony-Winning Composer for ‘Falsettos,’ Dies at 73
An acclaimed musical theater writer, he won for both his score and his book and later had a huge hit with “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.”
www.nytimes.com
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
William Finn, the witty musical theater writer behind “Falsettos” and “Putnam County Spelling Bee,” has died at 73.
i saw comments about deltarune and silksong in the livestream comments bc i joined late and thought they were jokes. congrats gamers you really won today
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i saw comments about deltarune and silksong in the livestream comments bc i joined late and thought they were jokes. congrats gamers you really won today
however, as a 24 year old childless lesbian, i do think i should be allowed to claim my cat's vet expenses on my taxes. he needs annual bloodwork because he's on thyroid medications and he needed his rabies and distemper boosters and it was almost $500!!!
March 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
however, as a 24 year old childless lesbian, i do think i should be allowed to claim my cat's vet expenses on my taxes. he needs annual bloodwork because he's on thyroid medications and he needed his rabies and distemper boosters and it was almost $500!!!
massachusetts letting you claim rent on your taxes but not asking for any proof as to how much you pay always stresses me out. you're just handing me this $400? are you sure?
March 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
massachusetts letting you claim rent on your taxes but not asking for any proof as to how much you pay always stresses me out. you're just handing me this $400? are you sure?
everyone follow my partner now that i peer pressured them into joining bluesky (they drew my profile pic!)
Slightly longer intro now that I'm no longer on my phone: I write/draw fantasy, sci-fi, and horror, usually involving lesbians. Right now I'm working on the first three chapters of my webcomic Dreamwalkers, which you can read here: dreamwalkerscomic.cfw.me
Dreamwalkers
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March 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
everyone follow my partner now that i peer pressured them into joining bluesky (they drew my profile pic!)
i’m 24. i couldn’t vote in 2016. how did people do this last time? did it feel just as awful? do i not remember because i was 16? how is anyone doing this?
March 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i’m 24. i couldn’t vote in 2016. how did people do this last time? did it feel just as awful? do i not remember because i was 16? how is anyone doing this?
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I cannot emphasize enough the importance of reading your all-company slack channel to develop deep insights into the beautiful and varied spectrum of human experience. today a guy posted an earnest message in which he announced he had "recently discovered music" as in like, the concept
March 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of reading your all-company slack channel to develop deep insights into the beautiful and varied spectrum of human experience. today a guy posted an earnest message in which he announced he had "recently discovered music" as in like, the concept
boston is the best goddamn city in the best state in the country and all of these reps going after wu need to worry about their own state and their literacy rates and healthcare outcomes
March 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
boston is the best goddamn city in the best state in the country and all of these reps going after wu need to worry about their own state and their literacy rates and healthcare outcomes
chikorita in the new pokémon game? everybody MOVE get out of my way
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
chikorita in the new pokémon game? everybody MOVE get out of my way
i hope my dad, whose landscaping business is based entirely in northern new jersey, is enjoying me using him as a carhartt clothing hookup and giving him free advertising all over the boston metro area in this hoodie
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i hope my dad, whose landscaping business is based entirely in northern new jersey, is enjoying me using him as a carhartt clothing hookup and giving him free advertising all over the boston metro area in this hoodie
yeah sure he can have my social security number whatever. i have 50k in student loans and my heating bill this month was almost $800. have fun with those finances
February 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
yeah sure he can have my social security number whatever. i have 50k in student loans and my heating bill this month was almost $800. have fun with those finances
mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the tow trucks hauling away the sedans parked on the wrong side of the road for the snow emergency
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the tow trucks hauling away the sedans parked on the wrong side of the road for the snow emergency
how old do you have to be for immediate family members to stop forgetting you're allergic to food and offering you those things? asking for me my grandmother keeps asking me if i want shrimp cocktail
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
how old do you have to be for immediate family members to stop forgetting you're allergic to food and offering you those things? asking for me my grandmother keeps asking me if i want shrimp cocktail
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studiously reading all the 2025 in Publishing previews so i know which four to six books we are legally allowed to talk about, buy, and give awards to next year
December 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
studiously reading all the 2025 in Publishing previews so i know which four to six books we are legally allowed to talk about, buy, and give awards to next year
i have been off work/back home since saturday and i have written 20,000 words. on tuesday our internet went for a few hours and i wrote 4,000 words in one sitting. what is happening
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
i have been off work/back home since saturday and i have written 20,000 words. on tuesday our internet went for a few hours and i wrote 4,000 words in one sitting. what is happening