she knows nothing abt pokemon but is interested in it so i started opening packs and forcing her to sound out the names (she only knows gen 1 so all of the new generations are fair game)

keep going! the next lyric is about kurt cobain

my only major tax deductions as a childless 24 year old are my student loan interest and my rent. broke losers win again

i don't know if i COULD provide proof if i asked is the thing. my landlord is just some guy named fettah and we pay our rent over zelle. my bank doesn't even do zelle so i send it to my partner over venmo who pays for both of us. would the state of massachusetts accept venmo transaction screenshots

hello!!! and yes i am a transplant but this is the best city around and i’ll die on that hill

safest city in the country and these clowns are trying to gotcha wu. i’d ask if they were embarrassed but i don’t think they have the cognitive capacity for shame

everyone is whining about it but i just love gyrados giving magikarp the dwayne the rock johnson eyebrow in the trailer. i’m so excited