Johnny Wizlon
@wizlon.bsky.social
Super professional slob with weird ideas and I’m in Winnipeg. Sore all the time. Dog. Cat. Baseball. Hockey. Comedy guy.
My buddy Dave would really like this, if you guys wanna chip in for his bday.
TORONTO — The royal charter that created Hudson’s Bay in 1670 is on its way to the auction block.
Court approves Hudson's Bay plan to auction its royal charter; $18M bid expected
TORONTO — The royal charter that created Hudson’s Bay in 1670 is on its way to the auction block.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My buddy Dave would really like this, if you guys wanna chip in for his bday.
Living the dream. And by that I mean why is that guy from high school here melting into a big tiger the phone is for me!??!
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Living the dream. And by that I mean why is that guy from high school here melting into a big tiger the phone is for me!??!
In these crazy times you want your kid to have a name that will get them through any situation. A strong name like Thud.
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
In these crazy times you want your kid to have a name that will get them through any situation. A strong name like Thud.
If you asked AI to write a Winnipeg news story.
Stolen bikes stripped down, parts turned into weapons, say Winnipeg police | CBC News
Driven by the drug trade, bike theft in Winnipeg is creating a more ominous problem, say police.
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you asked AI to write a Winnipeg news story.
Reposted by Johnny Wizlon
Dick Cheney died and it wasn’t even the best thing that happened today
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dick Cheney died and it wasn’t even the best thing that happened today
Dick Cheney, gone far too late.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dick Cheney, gone far too late.
Feels like I smoked two packs of unfiltered anxiety last night
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Feels like I smoked two packs of unfiltered anxiety last night
Jays need to doink one
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jays need to doink one
Don’t you hate it when you go to a high stakes underground poker game run by the mafia and it turns out to be unfair
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Don’t you hate it when you go to a high stakes underground poker game run by the mafia and it turns out to be unfair
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just granted myself immunity over most bad stuff.
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just granted myself immunity over most bad stuff.
Damn, there’s always next year I guess.
STOCKHOLM (AP) — John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis won the Nobel Prize in physics on Tuesday for research on the weird world of sub-atomic quantum tunneling that advances the power of everyday digital communications and computing.
Nobel Prize in physics goes to 3 scientists whose work advanced quantum technology
STOCKHOLM (AP) — John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis won the Nobel Prize in physics on Tuesday for research on the weird world of sub-atomic quantum tunneling that advances the power of everyday digital communications and computing.
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October 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Damn, there’s always next year I guess.
October 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I wear a body camera everyday, but I turn it off when I’m in the bathroom of course, and when I’m having a great time also. You’ll never know how great a time I’m having.
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I wear a body camera everyday, but I turn it off when I’m in the bathroom of course, and when I’m having a great time also. You’ll never know how great a time I’m having.
When will the citizens rise up?
What it’s too late.
What it’s too late.
September 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When will the citizens rise up?
What it’s too late.
What it’s too late.
The Rapture turned into a pretty nice day! And it’s my birthday 🎉
September 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Rapture turned into a pretty nice day! And it’s my birthday 🎉
I fell bad saying this, but legionnaires disease sounds pretty cool.
August 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I fell bad saying this, but legionnaires disease sounds pretty cool.
Listening to Deftones all day at work getting psyched for the concert. See you in the pit (from the balcony).
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Listening to Deftones all day at work getting psyched for the concert. See you in the pit (from the balcony).
Ran into a friend from elementary school and not much has changed. He still hasn’t finished elementary school!
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ran into a friend from elementary school and not much has changed. He still hasn’t finished elementary school!
Where can I throw a ball and not get hassled these days.
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Where can I throw a ball and not get hassled these days.
Watched the new South Park. Part of me feels like it’s good they’re making fun of what’s happening, but it’s not like ha ha funny ya know?
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watched the new South Park. Part of me feels like it’s good they’re making fun of what’s happening, but it’s not like ha ha funny ya know?
We Own This City #Winnipeg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Senior Winnipeg police officer accused of drug trafficking, taking intimate picture of deceased woman | CBC News
Winnipeg police have rearrested a senior member of the force in connection with a slew of new allegations, including trafficking illegal drugs and taking and distributing a photo of a deceased woman.
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August 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The blood in my legs feels like nearly hardened concrete. Gotta stretch before I turn into a parking lot!
August 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The blood in my legs feels like nearly hardened concrete. Gotta stretch before I turn into a parking lot!