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Johnny Wizlon
@wizlon.bsky.social
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Super professional slob with weird ideas and I’m in Winnipeg. Sore all the time. Dog. Cat. Baseball. Hockey. Comedy guy.
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Lots important info covered during the last Topical Storm show. #winnipeg #comedy
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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🎶White Panel Caps🎶
*to the tune of Pink Pony Club*
#Bluejays #ALDS
Guy wearing white panel blue jays hat
October 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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What are we thinking for Toews production this year? #NHLJets
Brain expanding meme with Toews getting 50, 60, 70, or 80 points
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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A convenience store is a world of sound. That’s what I always say.
Sign covering a window at store with women holding mayonnaise says “a convenience store is a world a sound”
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Dog pissing with beautiful mountain view in background
July 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The days are long right now
Cute snowshoe cat lying on a patio chair
July 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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All the cats and birds and bunnies people are posting aren’t really helping. I can’t even play piano.
Chunky orange cat lying on a closed piano
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Give me your cereal milk
White and brown cat on table next to flower
May 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Cool stuff
Large orange and white cat sitting on a stair railing inside
May 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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#WayneGretzky, also known as The Great Two.
March 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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What’s the current talk in #Canada ? This nice lady says she is willing to die for the country 🤗. #cdnpoli
March 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Oh wow
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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POV: me trying to watch TV
Cute Dog’s head perfectly blocking TV
February 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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So…what’s going on in the world?
January 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Stevie clearing the beach on her first bday. #happydog #fuckbirds
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Doing a set opening up for the delightful Tim Gray at Rumor’s Comedy Club tonight in #winnipeg. Be there or be a 🍐
Tim Gray smiling and holding a microphone on stage at Rumors
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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It’s good for dogs apparently.
Cute German shepherd dog biting hot sauce bottle plush toy.
November 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Wow, just one year and people are already upset? Get in line! #Winnipeg
June 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Beauty day out today in #Winnipeg. Hanging out by the rubble pile from a building that was demolished 3 years ago!! Should the city clean it up? Or let ride?
May 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Check out these super boys doing comedy on May 19 #Winnipeg. Get at me for tickets. Love ya.
March 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Rumour is that Portage and Main will be opening up to pedestrian traffic. Excited for the three Leopold’s that inevitably get built.
March 1, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Should we start a gofundme for True North?
February 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Got some of the best comics doing all new sets based on current events. The freshest comedy show in town!

Feb 17. Get tickets: www.basementwpg.com/events/topic...
Topical Storm, Jokes ripped from the headlines. February 17 at the basement speakeasy and comedy lounge.
January 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM