WizardBiscuits
@wizardbiscuits.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator (He/Him)
We did it, guys
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 AM
We did it, guys
When they get you a book nook but your shelves look like this…
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
When they get you a book nook but your shelves look like this…
If you need me I will currently be getting lost in the Northumberland moors.
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you need me I will currently be getting lost in the Northumberland moors.
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir begs to differ.
A common assumption is that throughout history, people have experienced the same basic range of emotions. A radical field of history now challenges this assumption, Gal Beckerman reports. theatln.tc/KD2QRX9Y
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir begs to differ.
Happy to confirm the whole cinema erupted when this happened.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy to confirm the whole cinema erupted when this happened.
Was worried that I was gonna be that one weird guy who goes to the cinema alone to see this, but it turned out half the people around me were also just awkward-looking middle-aged guys there by themselves!
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Was worried that I was gonna be that one weird guy who goes to the cinema alone to see this, but it turned out half the people around me were also just awkward-looking middle-aged guys there by themselves!
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Snoopy
Art by Moebius
Art by Moebius
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Snoopy
Art by Moebius
Art by Moebius
Let’s goooooo!!!
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Let’s goooooo!!!
Shoutout to Channel 5 for showing a proper holiday flick today - 1981’s Clash of the Titans, which had the kids absolutely enthralled.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Shoutout to Channel 5 for showing a proper holiday flick today - 1981’s Clash of the Titans, which had the kids absolutely enthralled.
That Lego has supplanted Funko Pops is not a conversation a lot of you seem ready to have.
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
That Lego has supplanted Funko Pops is not a conversation a lot of you seem ready to have.
All right, we got Tiny Tims, we got hot Tims, cold Tims, we got wet Tims, we got smelly Tims, we got hairy Tims, bloody Tims, we got snappin' Tims, we got silk Tims, velvet Tims, Naugahyde Tims, we even got horse Tims, dog Tims, chicken Tims! Come on, you want Tims, come on in, Tim lovers!
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All right, we got Tiny Tims, we got hot Tims, cold Tims, we got wet Tims, we got smelly Tims, we got hairy Tims, bloody Tims, we got snappin' Tims, we got silk Tims, velvet Tims, Naugahyde Tims, we even got horse Tims, dog Tims, chicken Tims! Come on, you want Tims, come on in, Tim lovers!
Waiting for the inevitable email that comes out from the Epstein files which is basically Andrew saying he is a massive paedo in no uncertain terms whatsoever and still the BBC will add “The emails do not indicate any wrongdoing”.
Epstein files: Email by 'A' from 'Balmoral' asked Ghislaine Maxwell for 'inappropriate friends'
The emails do not indicate any wrongdoing. The BBC has contacted Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's team for a response.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Waiting for the inevitable email that comes out from the Epstein files which is basically Andrew saying he is a massive paedo in no uncertain terms whatsoever and still the BBC will add “The emails do not indicate any wrongdoing”.
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July 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When they ask if you’ve put the Christmas tree “up”…
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
When they ask if you’ve put the Christmas tree “up”…
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Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
I’m here to report that Zootropolis 2 actually raises more questions about whether the bunny and the fox are fucking or not than it answers.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m here to report that Zootropolis 2 actually raises more questions about whether the bunny and the fox are fucking or not than it answers.
These just might be my two favourite pictures of the year!
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
These just might be my two favourite pictures of the year!
Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me Andrew Tate got utterly pummelled this weekend too?
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me Andrew Tate got utterly pummelled this weekend too?
The only thing better than this moment is the punch which follows it.
When you see the weapon formed against you that will prosper 😭😂
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The only thing better than this moment is the punch which follows it.
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It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed
You pull an awkward smile and wave, like you’ve made a common little faux pas, but you won’t meet my eyes because we both know if I’d actually stepped out onto the zebra crossing you’d decided to ignore there’s a good chance the unnecessarily large SUV you’re driving would’ve killed me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You pull an awkward smile and wave, like you’ve made a common little faux pas, but you won’t meet my eyes because we both know if I’d actually stepped out onto the zebra crossing you’d decided to ignore there’s a good chance the unnecessarily large SUV you’re driving would’ve killed me.
Don’t think I’ve ever hit a preorder button as fast as this before.
🛑End of the year surprise!🛑
The PRE-order of Vermis III - Old Curses & Buried Horrors by @plastiboo is now live!
(New poster prints available too!)
"What will be left of you at the end of your journeys?"
192 pages
weird pocket format 17,2x16,4 cm
The PRE-order of Vermis III - Old Curses & Buried Horrors by @plastiboo is now live!
(New poster prints available too!)
"What will be left of you at the end of your journeys?"
192 pages
weird pocket format 17,2x16,4 cm
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Don’t think I’ve ever hit a preorder button as fast as this before.
Xbox constantly harassing me with emails to verify myself otherwise I won’t be able to use any of their social features and I’m just like:
a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a drink with an umbrella and the words oh no behind her
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a drink with an umbrella and the words oh no behind her
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Xbox constantly harassing me with emails to verify myself otherwise I won’t be able to use any of their social features and I’m just like:
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"ALL HAIL THE HUNTER."
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"ALL HAIL THE HUNTER."