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Professional procrastinator (He/Him)
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Black Friday,...sale....yada yada Still need those orders!!
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November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Sometimes it’s the simplest things that’ll fix me.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Almost there! Thank you all for your help getting the word out. You rök.

gamefound.com/en/projects/...
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Secret Passages #3 is live on KS. I've had the pleasure of illustrating article about Blood Bowl. Brawl between Reikland Reavers and Gouged Eye supporters was fun to draw!
More information:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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You’ve seen the signs: ‘Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted’. They lie. In the UK ‘trespass’ is a civil offence, not a criminal one. You cannot face prosecution simply for being on someone’s land, off a designated Right of Way, open access land, or land where bylaws permit access, without permission.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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"A knight errant in the somber clothes of the fanatic, a hunger in his soul drove him on and on"

Robert E Howard's Solomon Kane
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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well this post is still up so raw sexual content was definitely not the reason for my short banishment
Reposting my take on Beorn n' Bilbo
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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The wonderful Secret Passages zine about retro tabletop gaming & culture returns on Kickstarter!

It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Went all in on the “Send Me EVERYTHING” pledge for @jdhoare.bsky.social’s Secret Passages issue 3 and I cannot wait! The previous two issues have been a blast to read, the art bundles are a visual delight and now an RPG adventure book too?! Yes, please!
Secret Passages #3: An Old School RPG and Oldhammer Magazine
Packed with interviews and illustrations, this is the third issue of a new zine exploring the tabletop games that raised us.
www.kickstarter.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Secret Passages #3 is now live on Kickstarter, and I'm THRILLED to be joined by @jordansorcery.bsky.social for A Regrettable Mystery of Pyrates, a swashbuckling cosmic horror adventure oozing early #WFRP vibes.

Throw it some dubloons at www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...

#ttrpg #oldhammer
Secret Passages #3: An Old School RPG and Oldhammer Magazine
Packed with interviews and illustrations, this is the third issue of a new zine exploring the tabletop games that raised us.
www.kickstarter.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
*laughs in housing crisis*
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s almost impressive the way that each time I think that this man cannot become even more pathetic he vastly exceeds my expectations once more.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
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Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ayy, go
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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How to make an alan partridge t-shirt
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
With 40 awaiting me on the other side of this winter I am truly coming to comprehend the terror that an ice-slick path now inspires.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Very honest and insightful post about the creative process and why getting it wrong is still a good thing.
Screw it, I'll repost myself. If it's a mistake, something good still might happen. Just different than what I intended in the first instance, and that's ok. Good is good.
Thinking a lot about creativity and my own suspected (but largely inconsequential to me) neurodiversity because once again I have been asked to speak to young people about creative jobs. I have been a full time creative for 25 years by blithely fucking shit up & then going "oh wait! A connection!".
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I make no bones about viscerally despising AI generated art, but the utterly fucking mundane images people use it to conjure up baffles me. Oh, yeah, that’s it, drain a fucking lake just to generate a picture of a lamp and piece of paper on an office desk. If only such images were readily available!
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).

"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Sports Killerstrated covers.
One of the best oldhammerish things I've done. Blood Bowl is so fun to draw.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Finally got some artwork up above the desk. Behold these wonderful pieces by @gorangligovic.bsky.social, @secondatbest.bsky.social, @beckycloonan.bsky.social (by way of @rogueprintco.bsky.social), (and over on Insta) @darkwizard_berserker, @artofnerdgore, @pandafunkteam. And of course John Blanche!
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can’t be the only one thinking “Oh yeah, Derry Girls” when people keep mentioning that Derry show, right?
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So all I’ve inferred about this Dispatch game purely from social media is that it’s a really horny superhero dating simulator with Jesse Pinkman?
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM