Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm
@wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social
Run the most charmingly shambolic comedy club in Wivenhoe. 20th anniversary year 2025. www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk Social misfit, swot & terrible at bios.
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If he didn’t see any survivors, why the second attack? What military benefit is there to bomb an already destroyed boat? He’s either a war criminal, inept, or as we all know now: both.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If he didn’t see any survivors, why the second attack? What military benefit is there to bomb an already destroyed boat? He’s either a war criminal, inept, or as we all know now: both.
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Every Trump accusation is a fucking confession… it’s not Somalis contributing nothing it’s his WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every Trump accusation is a fucking confession… it’s not Somalis contributing nothing it’s his WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY
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“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
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For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
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Maybe Trump got the MRI as a follow up on his injured ear.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Maybe Trump got the MRI as a follow up on his injured ear.
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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If a doctor tells you that you need an MRI and you've no idea what it's for, that tends to suggest it probably was to check the expired yoghurt pot that is your brain.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If a doctor tells you that you need an MRI and you've no idea what it's for, that tends to suggest it probably was to check the expired yoghurt pot that is your brain.
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If this were your dad, you’d be texting the siblings: “We need to talk.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If this were your dad, you’d be texting the siblings: “We need to talk.”
That ramen was gorgeous tho #GameOfWool
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That ramen was gorgeous tho #GameOfWool
Where’s the bloody gravy Lydia? #GameofWool
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Where’s the bloody gravy Lydia? #GameofWool
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Bless Tom for still thinking you could possibly add any sense of jeopardy to this show.
"Did you know Simon is also making an egg?"
"Yes."
#GameOfWool
"Did you know Simon is also making an egg?"
"Yes."
#GameOfWool
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bless Tom for still thinking you could possibly add any sense of jeopardy to this show.
"Did you know Simon is also making an egg?"
"Yes."
#GameOfWool
"Did you know Simon is also making an egg?"
"Yes."
#GameOfWool
Watching a man crochet beans. This is what I have become #GameofWool
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Watching a man crochet beans. This is what I have become #GameofWool
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Texturally accurate? IT'S WOOL! IT'S ALL WOOL!! #gameofwool
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Texturally accurate? IT'S WOOL! IT'S ALL WOOL!! #gameofwool
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November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sorry there’s only one #Strictly Proud Mary jive for me m.youtube.com/watch?v=_etv...
Alexandra Burke & Gorka Marquez Jive to 'Proud Mary' by Tina Turner - Strictly 2017
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
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November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sorry there’s only one #Strictly Proud Mary jive for me m.youtube.com/watch?v=_etv...